I don’t watch TV but I do know that I don’t trust anything that happens on it, especially when the producers tell me its a reality show, because I know nothing in entertainment is reality, it’s all writen and contrived with contracts and all that bullshit so that the outcome is known before they fucking start shooting. The whole thing is just a lie to feed retarded Americans who will watch anything to distract them from their miserable lives after working their miserable jobs. So when I see contestants from a reality show get married in front of America, because it’s only fitting since they fell in love in front of America and it would be wrong to not get married in front of the people who have been rooting for them the enitre 10 week run, I actually see dollar signs from advertisers eating this shit up, I see bullshit from contracts each contestant had to sign and see fake fuckin’ everything that is all for the sake of getting a little attention, hopefully using as a stepping stone to bigger careers cuz I guess having cameras follow you around gets addictive…. So the last week I’ve been getting press releases about Bachelor scandals surrounding his final choice from the gang of whores with no shame who had no problem competing for his love cuz he he had to choose on of them, like any normal real life situation at the stripclub, I knew it was just bullshit to get viewers to this televised wedding which being televised should have tipped you fuckers off that it was bullshit to… What it comes down to is that nothing is sacred, even if getting married is a horrible fucking thing regardless of being sacred…and that everything is marketable and capable of making money no matter how boring, useless or bullshit it is when you live in a country of morons who get emotionally attached to people on their screen, while being totally void of emotion to the people in their lives….pretty fucked up society we’re in…. But I do like jerking off to girls in wedding dresses, cuz they are at their most challenging day to convince them to cheat, cuz they are focused on their man, making it almost impossible fetish to live out….and challenges exicte me, but laziness prevents me from doing anyting about it… On a sidenote, I wonder if the Bride got to choose the Boom Mic at her wedding, or if she got to choose which paparazzi agency was allowed in to take pics or if it was the wedding planner who snuck that one in…idiots….and I guess the real idiot in all this is me for writing this rant on something so insignificant and unsexy…but I like to think I did it for the single ladies, like Beyonce, since besides married women whose marriages weren’t what they expected but instead turned to a boring hell, they must be the only ones watching this shit…. Pics via Bauer
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The Bullshit Bachelor Wedding of the Day
