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Lena Dunham: I Lost Weight on the Donald Trump Diet!

Donald Trump has been president for 18 days now, and the impact of his haphazard style of governance and willingness to flout the central tenets of the Constitution can be seen everywhere. But hey, on the bright side … at least the situation has helped Lena Dunham shed some pounds? Yes, the living embodiment of the phrase “born on third, thinks she hit a triple” stopped by the Howard Stern’s Sirius XM radio show on Monday morning  Asked about her recent weight loss, Dunham credited the regime of Commander Baby Fists with inadvertently helping her drop the extra pounds: “Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food,” she told Stern. “Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?’ And I’m like, ‘Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness and you, too, will lose weight.’” Yes, Lena says she became so distraught since Trump was elected back in November that she basically stopped eating. Tens of millions of Americans have taken issue with Trump’s Muslim ban and other controversial measures, but Dunham’s dislike for the president is both political and personal: “He said I was a B-list actor with no mojo,” she griped to Stern. B-list? Pretty tame by Trump trash talk standards, but it doesn’t take much to wound Lena. This is far from the first time that Dunham has criticized Trump, and she’s been admirably scathing in her assessment of his first weeks in office during her current press tour to promote the sixth and final season of Girls. “All he does is talk about women like they’re objects,” she said at TimesTalks: A Final Farewell to the Cast of Girls. “It doesn’t reclaim our power to talk about him like he’s an object. It doesn’t reclaim our power to insult his physicality.” Obviously, this story has us deeply conflicted. Dunham is right to be so critical of Trump, but at the same time, she’s Lena Dunham. The same Lena Dunham who tried to reach out to women who have had abortions by stating that she wishes she’d had an abortion . The same Lena Dunham who takes to social media to complain about culturally insensitive sushi and guns in Jason Bourne movies . At first, agreeing with Lena on an issue made us feel ill at ease, but then we had an epiphany: Maybe she’s fostering unity by offering us something the whole nation can agree on: No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, everyone can agree that the only appropriate response when Dunham starts talking about the importance of her cellulite is looooong sigh punctuated by an exaggerated eye roll. See? We can still agree on some issues, America. Let’s all thank Lena Dunham for helping us see the light and then go right back to trying to ignore her. View Slideshow: Lena Dunham: 15 Times She Has Stirred Serious Controversy

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Sean Spicer, White House: Pissed Over Melissa McCarthy Impression

Following the latest episode of Saturday Night Live, Donald Trump remained unusually quiet on Twitter. He didn’t lambaste Alec Baldwin for making him look like a Steve Bannon puppet who lacks critical information about the world and who cannot control his emotions. Nor did the President make any untrue statements about the show’s ratings since he took office. Does this mean Trump was happy with Baldwin’s impression for a change? Or that he missed the Kristen-Stewart hosted installment ? Nope and nope. According to Politico, it actually means the Commander-in-Chief was angrier and more embarrassed by the show than ever before. Specifically, Trump, Sean Spicer and other White House officials were taken aback by Melissa McCarthy’s hilarious, spot-on impression of the Press Secretary. As the third full skit of the night, McCarthy came out on stage – looking eerily similar to Spicer – and played the spokesman as a belligerent, gum-chewing, water gun-toting blowhard who simply hates every member of the press. When asked about the impression by Extra, Spicer tried to laugh it off. He said McCarthy “needs to slow down on the gum chewing” because there were “way too many pieces in there,” adding that the actress “could dial [it] back” next time. We somehow doubt that will happen. But Politico says this impersonation is not being taken lightly inside the White House. The issue is less how McCarthy made Spicer look like an egomaniacal control freak and more that she made him look “weak,” simply because she’s a woman. “Trump doesn’t like his people to look weak,” a top Trump donor tells the site . Politico explains that the “unflattering send-up by a female comedian was not considered helpful for Spicer’s longevity in the grueling, high-profile job.” Spicer had already been under fire for the way he dressed (from Trump) and for the way he treats the media as an enemy combatant (from the public). He doesn’t appear to be long for this job, which probably makes him lucky. In a phone interview on Monday afternoon, Spicer tried to act all cool and distant. “I would much rather have the focus be on the president’s agenda and the success he’s having,” he told reporters, adding: “That’s all I’m saying on it.” When pressed about what his own feelings regarding the skit, however, he demurred. “It doesn’t really matter what I think,” he replied. Trump, of course, has laid into Saturday Night Live after nearly every episode this season. He says the show is terrible, mean-spirited, biased and unpopular. The President and Baldwin have gone back and forth often on Twitter, with the leader of the free world somehow unaware of how small and petty and pathetic this makes him seem. Check out the McCarthy impression below. Pretty amazing, huh? Melissa McCarthy Delivers Perfect Sean Spicer Impression on SNL

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Khloe Kardashian to Tristan Thompson: Why Won’t You F-ck Me?!?

Khloe Kardashian really wants a baby. Like, she really, really, REALLY wants a baby , based on one recent report at least. But while Radar Online says Khloe is going “baby crazy” as a result of all the kids in her extended family running around all the time, a new source says there’s a problem with Kardashian’s grand plan. And that problem is this: her boyfriend won’t bang her! Indeed, while Khloe and Tristan Thompson appear to be going very strong in public, an insider tells OK! Weekly that they continue to disagree on something behind closed doors. Behind literal closed doors, we mean. This source tells the tabloid that Thompson is “worried that having too much sex will affect his performance on the court.” As a result, he won’t give it to Khloe as often as she would like him to, choosing instead to save his energy for potential put-back dunks after a LeBron James miss. It’s been an ongoing debate for years regarding whether or not having sex the night before a major sporting event actually has a negative effect on one’s performance. And it’s now clear where Thompson and his teammates stand on this topic. “The Cavaliers are top of their conference and the playoffs are looming. A lot of the guys have made a pact to sweat off sex to make sure they’re in peak physical condition – including Tristan,” says the source. Here’s the thing, however: First, the playoffs are not looming. We haven’t even reached the All-Star break yet. Secondly, the Cavaliers are struggling mightily these days. They have six losses in their last 10 games. They just went down to the lowly Dallas Mavericks. If Thompson and his colleagues really have been taking this no-sex stance, perhaps they ought to change their ways and treat their women to a few nights of passion here and there. Things couldn’t get much worse for the team at this point anyway. “Khloe is furious,” the magazine writes of how Kardashian is reacting to her lack of getting plowed. The timing of Thompson wanting to save himself for the court simply could not be worse. “After all the work she’s put into her body, she’s never felt sexier in her life, and complains that now she can’t even make the most of it,” the tabloid adds. Khloe is looking pretty darn good these days… This tension leads to an obvious question: Could Lamar Odom succeed in getting Khloe back ? Interviewed last week by Dr. Travis Stork on television, Kardashian’s ex-husband made his goal for 2017 as clear as possible when asked what he wants to do with his clean and sober future. “Umm, honestly, I want my wife back,” Odom responded very simply. Khloe has never been shy about admitting that Lamar is her one true love. So if he wants her back, and if he’s willing to take her from the back (or the front), then it wouldn’t surprise us if these two gave their romance another try. View Slideshow: Kardashian Breakups and Makeups: A Romantic Rewind

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Asghar Farhadi And The Iranian Cinema Of Resistance

It has taken careful and creative planning for Iranian filmmakers to chart their paths to artistic freedom, which makes Trump’s actions all the more appalling

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The Comedian: It’s Not Easy Being Mean

Robert De Niro’s insult comedy cringe-fest trips over its own clown shoes

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‘Happy Sad Confused,’ With Tavi Gevinson, Logan Lerman, And More

One of the exciting byproducts of visiting a film festival like Sundance is getting a sneak peek at the next big thing, whether it be a filmmaker or an actor. Certainly this year was no exception, with relative unknowns like Chanté Adams (Roxanne Roxanne) and Danielle Macdonald (Patti Cake$). Then there’s the young talent that’s… Read more »

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Neil Gorsuch: Who is This Supreme Court Nominee?

Donald Trump has made his selection. In one of the most vital decisions a President can make, the Commander-in-Chief announced on Tuesday night that Neil Gorsuch is his choice to be the next Supreme Court justice. “The most important thing the President of the United States can make is the appointment of a Supreme Court Justice, I took the task of this nomination very seriously,” Trump said in a nationally televised announced from the White House. Gorsuch – who received his undergraduate education from Columbia prior to earning his law degree from Harvard and who then went on to receive a doctorate at Oxford University – is a federal appeals court judge in Colorado. Like late justice Anton Scalia, whose seat Gorsuch will fill if he's confirmed, the nominee is considered to be an originalist when it comes to how he interprets the Constitution. He also clerked in the past for two Supreme Court justices, Byron White and Anthony Kennedy and served as a clerk on the second most important appeals court in the country, in Washington D.C., for conservative Judge David Sentelle. “He is the man of our country, a man who our country really needs, to ensure the rule of law and justice, I only hope that Democrats and Republicans can come together, for once, for the good of the country,” Trump concluded of his nominee. Gorsuch beat our finalists William Pryor and Thomas M. Hardiman for the nomination. Get to know Neil Gorsuch better below and then VOTE: Is he the right choice?

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Neil Gorsuch: Who is This Supreme Court Nominee?

Donald Trump has made his selection. In one of the most vital decisions a President can make, the Commander-in-Chief announced on Tuesday night that Neil Gorsuch is his choice to be the next Supreme Court justice. “The most important thing the President of the United States can make is the appointment of a Supreme Court Justice, I took the task of this nomination very seriously,” Trump said in a nationally televised announced from the White House. Gorsuch – who received his undergraduate education from Columbia prior to earning his law degree from Harvard and who then went on to receive a doctorate at Oxford University – is a federal appeals court judge in Colorado. Like late justice Anton Scalia, whose seat Gorsuch will fill if he's confirmed, the nominee is considered to be an originalist when it comes to how he interprets the Constitution. He also clerked in the past for two Supreme Court justices, Byron White and Anthony Kennedy and served as a clerk on the second most important appeals court in the country, in Washington D.C., for conservative Judge David Sentelle. “He is the man of our country, a man who our country really needs, to ensure the rule of law and justice, I only hope that Democrats and Republicans can come together, for once, for the good of the country,” Trump concluded of his nominee. Gorsuch beat our finalists William Pryor and Thomas M. Hardiman for the nomination. Get to know Neil Gorsuch better below and then VOTE: Is he the right choice?

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Ariel Winter – Sea Mammal in Captivity of the Day

The brilliant MadamMeow from THE STEP FORUM wrote this brilliant caption to this image of Ariel Winter starting her new career as Shamu at Sea World Because I am not the only one who thinks that Ariel Winter is a little piggish troll, all dumpy and disgusting, and not deserving of the Ariel Winter fetishists, who feel like she’s hot, because they’ve watched her on TV go through puberty, they’ve seen her tits get enormous, so big she had to chop them off…only for them to grow back with a better shape like she wanted, because she’s a little neckless monster…and those tits are key in distracting from everything else wrong with her, including and not limited to the fact that her parents robbed her of her youth for money and fame… I am not a fan, but I’ve stared at these asses for a while and don’t mind them…it must be the distortion from the water…the fat floating to the surface giving a good shape to the sea monster..coupled with my perversion….making it a Sea World show I’d be into jerking off to…so it can’t be that bad… The post Ariel Winter – Sea Mammal in Captivity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dillon Brooks Performs Worst Flop In Basketball History! [Video]

Oregon’s Dillon Brooks and his teammates beat Utah, 73-67. Dillon himself had 19-points, but he also had the biggest flop in college basketball history. His flop was so bad, the fans booed him during the replay. SMMFH!

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