Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being cast for Victoria’s Secret when the company was going through a rebrand last year, after everything went stale..and they realized they needed new blood – featuring instagram models who work for far less than traditional models…because they were getting naked for likes before a big brand got behind them… Well, now she’s walking around with a sheer top – and in case you were wondering…still has her nipples… The post ELsa Hosk’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being cast for Victoria’s Secret when the company was going through a rebrand last year, after everything went stale..and they realized they needed new blood – featuring instagram models who work for far less than traditional models…because they were getting naked for likes before a big brand got behind them… Well, now she’s walking around with a sheer top – and in case you were wondering…still has her nipples… The post ELsa Hosk’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking…. I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program… In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel… Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you ask me, Binky Felstead sounds like a name somebody made up to get another free Netflix trial, but according to my sources, this busty hottie is a real British reality TV “star,” and apparently she’s famous enough to be launching her own fragrance. And I don’t about you guys, but after checking out these pictures, I’d love to get my nose right in there. And no, I’m not talking about perfume. …I’m talking about that impressive cleavage, just to be clear. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
As far as I can tell, I haven’t done a post on Brittany Suleiman before. But expect that all to change now that I’ve discovered this hottie’s Instagram . Because out of all the hot, selfie-taking Instagram models I’ve creeped “researched” over the years, Brittany is definitely Top 10. So here’s hoping we see a lot more of her where this came from. And with selfie talent like this, I’m sure we will. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos
The latest bullshit news that means absolutely nothing to anyone at all, but the media picks up on it, because the media is paid for by advertisers, and they need to perpetuate consumerism to ensure they stay in business…which in this case is Victoria’s Secret….a mall brand of underwear…that is made in a sweat shop…that doesn’t do anything innovative or compelling in underwear…that don’t go out and give free underwear to people in the third world…but who instead overcharge for their product, making girls feel inadequate about their bodies, by overpaying and using these cunts to peddle their shit, because the system works…they make girls want to be these models, I can’t understand why they are the benchmark, but they are…making normal girls think that if they use their middle of the road paycheck on their product…it will all be ok… Every year, they do an absolutely boring televised informercial people watch…because they don’t realize it’s an infomercial…because Holiday season is their big time of year. They want VS boxes under every tree by using Boxes they brand VS…. Well Rihanna won’t be one of those boxes….Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid…I assume a Jenner or Two…Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Martha Hunt, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, Rachel Hilbert and the old timers Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel will be…but not Rihanna, she dropped out of the shit to work on her next album…and is rich enough to not bother… So fuck Victoria’s Secret…and their lies… Here’s Rihanna’s behind the scenes screengrabs from Bitch Better Have My Money video shoot…because her nipples…always win…I posted the video last week, you can google it….or CLICK HERE The post Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Blake Lively is shooting a movie in Australia…and she’s got some solid tits…I don’t remember her having tits like this, but then again, I never really pay attention to Blake Lively, even when she was relevant for being a huge hit show…five years ago…before marrying Ryan Reynolds, like she was Scarlett Johansson…. I guess I always just saw her face is of a muppet build…But that body is great….those tits great…probably fake, maybe milk filled or caused by hormones…since she had a kid 1 year ago…and no girl I know who has had a kid a year ago looks like this…but then again, they aren’t getting paid millions of dollars to be in a bikini, and maybe they should be…because if we had a social program that pays moms to look solid in a bikini 1 year post childbirth….maybe the fat new mom perpetuating her fat body by hanging with other fat new moms…eating cake…because they loved the freedom of eating whatever they wanted…and don’t want that to ever end so if they stick together…they can just blame childbirth, even though EVERYONE….has seen famous chicks and models bounce back because they have to…we’re onto you new moms and your baby weight…we’re onto you… The post Blake Lively in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always love Halloween, but it was an especially good one this year. We’ve already got a bunch of strong contenders for our annual Best Costume award, including Nicki Minaj here, who went as a slutty mean fairy godmother or something. Apparently she really committed to the part too, making fun of somebody in a scooter . So I might have to dock her a couple points for that. …Just kidding. If anything, she gets docked for covering up that booty of hers in a puffy skirt. Total rookie mistake. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I always have trouble figuring out what people dress up as for Halloween, especially when they make up those crazy specific costumes, like zombie George Wendt or something. But I’m pretty sure one of my new favorite Instagram models Monica Sims went as a slutty Instagram model this year. That or Christina Aguilera in her “Dirrty” video. It’s hard to tell these days. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Malcolm Mclaren, the Sex Pistol’s manager who posted bail for Sid Vicous before his mother injected him with a lethal dose of heroin…..had a kid with Vivianne Westwood, a fashion designer who basically dressed the punk rock band in the 70s, because Punk is so Punk that they care about designer clothing and making millions…you know the least punk thing possible… They had a kid…and that kid who was clever enough to say “Hey, these brands of lingerie aren’t authentic to the history of hosiery…they aren’t as sexy or amazing as lingerie was in the 1920s…how can we be 80 years older but our under garments are just throwaway walmart quality shit…when lingerie should be sexy…I know, I’ll use mommy’s money and make a brand of very expensive lingerie that instagram models everywhere will make their sugar daddy’s buy for them…because people love expensive things…”.. Well, Agent Provocateur has branched out into swimsuits…now that they are the biggest and baddest brand in panties…why not take on swim.. Here’s their lookbook…get ready for these to pollute your instagram feed… The post Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
