Here’s a promo video by Reef, for their 2016 colllection of bathing suits, for those of you who remember the Reef Girls being the best thing in ass.. It was that late 90s and early 2000s, before ass was everywhere, or ass was all that important…when the sandal company figured they could sell sandals by bascically doing booty contests with girls who weren’t actual models, but who had great asses, competing to be the next reef girl in their reef calendar, because I guess Brazil always loved ass… Well, they are still around and they still make ass-centric promo videos, of ass, walking around…and shit has zero creativity but who needs creativity, just put an ass in it and it works…so here it is…cheesy but still amazing.. The post Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The all black models look dope! Anyways, on tonight’s LHHH episode 11, Teairra Mari marches her models right through Hazel’s fashion show…. Crazy, huh? Oh, yeah! We have new-old footage of Moniece “trying” to sing Beyonce’s 1+1 on the next page…
Joan Smalls is a black model who is in her Calvins, a brand that managed to bring back their underwear style from the 90s, in really no fucking time, they just got everyone on board, and thanks to social media, it went viral, so that underwear that I assume has been available the last 2 decades even though you haven’t seen girls wearing them….but that’s just because they didn’t see all their favorite social media whores in them…and as drone copycat lemmings…they have no choice but to get up on it, otherwise, I don’t know if they’d be able to exist in this world as an equal… I guess what I am saying is that trends have always exists, but now trends that were once for the elitist hipsters, are spread massively and broadly because people are all the fucking same and their are no “scenes” anymore….just a bunch of followers pretending not to be followers thanks to the soapbox social media has given them.. That said, Calvin released these pics of model Joan Smalls, who is black….strategically timed to when Victoria’s Secret fired a black model and replaced her with Kendall, since GIGI and Kendall have some backdoor deal, and not the kind of backdoor I like, but more GIGI pays Kendall to create GIGI and Kendall makes GIGI take her on the ride… So VS fired a cunty model named Jourdan DUNN. Rihanna quit because BlackLivesMatter…and people went nuts, even if thinking Dunn getting fired was a black thing is racist in and of itself…maybe she’s just a cunt.. Well, Calvin didn’t miss a beat, since they want all those VS social justice warrior shoppers in Calvin selfies, like a 30 dollar pair of underwear make a person cool…. So they put this out…and I just like models in underwear…I don’t like posting brands…they don’t pay me, so fuck them…but models in underwear trick me in…. The post Joan Smalls for Calvin Klein of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Speaking of retard face…. Here’s barely relevant Nina Agdal posing in fully nude instagram pictures, because getting naked is how you get noticed….especially on social media where everyone seems to be getting naked. There was a time when girls, even models, would hold out on getting naked, they would just cock tease the fuck out of dudes for a long time, which made them seem much hotter than they were, then they’d get offered a movie role or Playboy cover for 100,000 dollars or more, and the world freaked the fuck out… That doesn’t exist anymore, I think the last big Payout playboy made for a nude model with Kim K, who was already available in video getting fucked…a move that made no sense and that may be why they are struggling… But since then, we’ve all realized…that if you tell a girl, any girl it is art, or for instagram fame, they’ll be spread open, so long as they aren’t masturbating or getting fucked…that’s the fine line of porn and fame-whoring.. Either way, I am a firm believer that Nina Agdal is pretty close to irrelevance, so crying for attention like instagram models makes perfect sense… The post Nina Agdal is Naked for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Speaking of retard face…. Here’s barely relevant Nina Agdal posing in fully nude instagram pictures, because getting naked is how you get noticed….especially on social media where everyone seems to be getting naked. There was a time when girls, even models, would hold out on getting naked, they would just cock tease the fuck out of dudes for a long time, which made them seem much hotter than they were, then they’d get offered a movie role or Playboy cover for 100,000 dollars or more, and the world freaked the fuck out… That doesn’t exist anymore, I think the last big Payout playboy made for a nude model with Kim K, who was already available in video getting fucked…a move that made no sense and that may be why they are struggling… But since then, we’ve all realized…that if you tell a girl, any girl it is art, or for instagram fame, they’ll be spread open, so long as they aren’t masturbating or getting fucked…that’s the fine line of porn and fame-whoring.. Either way, I am a firm believer that Nina Agdal is pretty close to irrelevance, so crying for attention like instagram models makes perfect sense… The post Nina Agdal is Naked for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s not much to say about these candid shots of Martha Hunt , other than the chances of me ever banging a girl this hot are highly unlikely. That said, let’s move along. I’m starting to hate my life again… » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Along with being the social media whore that Victoria’s Secret cast, and yes, I am talking about this Victoria’s Secret fashion show a lot for someone not getting paid by them, but I guess it’s in protest of what they represent, even in their re-branding to become more instagram friendly..using instagram models…and posing pics like instagram filters..but I’m doing it in hopes that the ratings for the show are a fail… Well here’s their newest star, instagram model Gigi Hadid still not being instagram no more…but instead Vogue, in what I call mocking the fashion industy…in an “all you need is instagram followers and everyone will scramble to you”… It happened with Blogs 10 years ago, all the big media companies didn’t know how to do the internet, so they bought up all kinds of bloggers, and the bloggers who were just assholes with no business having readers became multi-millionaires…only now it’s with vapid cunts who aren’t even that hot in pics… Fuck off, but at least they made her look like a clown…and at least this isn’t Kendall Jenner…who really has no interest in being a model. You see at least Gigi is tall and even if I get the vibe she’s milking her situation and playing make-belief, there’s not much different between her and other models…where as Kendall..that girl is just garbage…but unfortunately GIGI has a contract with Kendall to carry her…in exchange for all the BFF social media action she got…I wouldn’t be surprised if Kendall’s team was hired by Gigi’s team to create Gigi as the BFF storyline…either way it worked… The post Gigi Hadid for Vogue Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Along with being the social media whore that Victoria’s Secret cast, and yes, I am talking about this Victoria’s Secret fashion show a lot for someone not getting paid by them, but I guess it’s in protest of what they represent, even in their re-branding to become more instagram friendly..using instagram models…and posing pics like instagram filters..but I’m doing it in hopes that the ratings for the show are a fail… Well here’s their newest star, instagram model Gigi Hadid still not being instagram no more…but instead Vogue, in what I call mocking the fashion industy…in an “all you need is instagram followers and everyone will scramble to you”… It happened with Blogs 10 years ago, all the big media companies didn’t know how to do the internet, so they bought up all kinds of bloggers, and the bloggers who were just assholes with no business having readers became multi-millionaires…only now it’s with vapid cunts who aren’t even that hot in pics… Fuck off, but at least they made her look like a clown…and at least this isn’t Kendall Jenner…who really has no interest in being a model. You see at least Gigi is tall and even if I get the vibe she’s milking her situation and playing make-belief, there’s not much different between her and other models…where as Kendall..that girl is just garbage…but unfortunately GIGI has a contract with Kendall to carry her…in exchange for all the BFF social media action she got…I wouldn’t be surprised if Kendall’s team was hired by Gigi’s team to create Gigi as the BFF storyline…either way it worked… The post Gigi Hadid for Vogue Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if the marketing decision makers at these brands are 23 year olds who are fresh out of college, telling the higher up execs that “this is where the market is at”…but it seems so weird to me that the fashion industry, or in this case, the commercial mall brand industry, has bought into the whole social media, reality star, fame whore movement, and cast the girls who aren’t models, but who pretend they are models….in their production, I am sure there was an era when it was actually prestigious to be cast for this kind of thing, but now they’ve turned it into almost the equivalent of a high school play, where the powerful family everyone hates…whore mom and tranny dad..probably envious of their baby in panties…remembering how hard they worked to make this happen over the span of their lives… But now, it’s a “how many followers do they have, they’ll do it for free, perfect”…and it’s created a joke…I can’t take seriously…not that I ever too the VS show seriously…but you know what I’m saying…if all it takes is for your sister to have a sex tape..for this “dream to come true”…like it was make a wish foundation, based on rich parents and instagram followers thanks to those rich parents…and I guess with their power, they are pulling the fucking scam.. And it’s not just GIGI and Kendall..but all the girls they cast are just big on Instagram before the brand got involved…and I get why they do it…but hate that they do it…because these people are the fucking worst..and really Victoria’s Secret would do just as well, if they cast no names…who need the work, and who aren’t as lame as these LA brats… The post Social Media Whores Ruin Everything – The VS Fashion Show Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As a professional T&A blogger, I really look forward to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show . It’s my industry’s biggest annual event. Like the Oscars of hotties. Or a trade show, I guess. But their lineup this year was a serious disappointment. I mean, sure, there were still some hotties in the bunch, but when you have social media “stars” like Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid headlining, you’re pretty much ruining the whole event. Just because they have huge Instagram followings doesn’t mean they have engaged followings. Just look at how many books that porn star Kim sold. It was a total flop. And so was the 2015 Fashion Show. What a shame. » view all 47 photos Photos: WENN.com
