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Teresa Dilger and Henriett Barabas for LUI for France for Freedom Fries of the Day

Here are a couple of models named Henriett Barabas and Teresa Dilger….for a French Magazine, for France….because in the event you didn’t know, there was a pretty deadly attack on the heavily racist city….that could also be seen as infidels because of shitty security measures as those socialists barely work, or because they celebrity good life, good nudity, good tits, good sex, good food, good wine, good party…all pretty pretentious… Even their men’s magazines, like LUI, it’s not porn, it’s a men’s site, and this is a shoot that isn’t porn, it’s a men’s site, it’s not porn, it is product placement for a Jewelry company…and there are a few extreme close-ups on the jewelry…to get that point across because they only way to get men at a Men’s magazine to notice Jewelry is by throwing in some tits…. The post Teresa Dilger and Henriett Barabas for LUI for France for Freedom Fries of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is the New Lndsay Lohan Import Car Models of the Day

I like to think that all things are based on Lindsay Lohan…as if Lindsay Lohan is a scale that you can measure something against, whether it’s success, being sold out by your parents, having drug and legal issues while being a famous brat, being insane, or the intensity of your herpes…Lindsay Lohan as the bar you’re measuring it against just makes sense.. So I see a old looking 18 year old, being low level seductive, with red hair…getting tons of media and shitty movie roles, all i see is Lohan…another exploited by her parents, sexualized at a young age, possibly 40, just before the empire they’ve built collapse because humans sometimes collapse…when they are forced into this world they think they are all about…even though the world eats them the fuck up.. Either way, Bella Thorne is posing in sweatpants…with cares like an import model… She’s in Seventeen even though she’s forty… And you like her, even if she’s not really the new Lohan, she’s just redheaded, young, busty enough and you want to fuck her….but isn’t really the new Lohan since they aren’t fighting for jobs, even though Lohan got a new job, the only person who ever stole jobs from Lohan is Amanda Seyfried….here’s Lohan in bed….they’re all fucking crazy… The post Bella Thorne is the New Lndsay Lohan Import Car Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Dormer Is Super Tight In Women’s Health!

Here’s one I have a feeling you Game of Thrones fans are going to dig: Natalie Dormer giving us a peek at her sexy stomach on the cover of the latest issue of Women’s Health . Which I’m guessing is why she also did a workout-themed photoshoot. Anyway, I don’t know about you guys, but it’s sure doing the trick for me. I’m out of breath just from looking at these. Talk about a great workout. I must be getting healthier already, right?

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Miranda Kerr’s Selfie Game Is Strong

According to my sources, these shots of Miranda Kerr practicing her selfie technique are from the Swarovski Star Raising for the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree in New York. But considering how smoking hot Miranda’s looking in these pictures, that’s not the only thing she raised, if you catch my drift… I’m talking about my pants tent, just to be clear. Yow. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control… Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion… That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it. The post Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day

A day is not a day, unless you look at Taylor Swifts Legs….which contrast nicely against her Donkey face…because you know, if she was in an anthropomorphic world…or movie…those teeth would be set on an awkward and clumsy long legged donkey…but instead they are on some hack of a popstar that has very little to offer, but who everyone loves, because she positioned herself strategically through country music and playing the victim, like every girl I have had sex with…but at least they are actually victims…I wouldn’t want for anyone I respect to live with that…which works out nicely…because I don’t respect anyone who has sex with me, I’m more the “I can’t believe you’re doing this, or allowing me to do this, what the hell is wrong with you”… Not that that has anything to do with Taylor Swift and her mastermind of how the media and popculture works…in a “everyone is my friend, I’m so awkward, that’s why I collect models for Barbies”….kind of way…. To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Push Up Bra of the Day

The terrible people at Victoria’s Secret, and their overpaid models, who don’t deserve the celebrity that they have…because they are just bodies in underwear…like all women…who wear underwear…only a little taller and more fit…but definitely not worthy of 50,000 dollar day rates…but I guess that’s an expense the brand is willing to pay, it is tax deductible and think off all the savings they make by producing their mall brand, low quality, cheesy design and concept, mass marketed product in sweatshops… They’ve put together this Push Up Bra video, that probably cost them over 1,000,000 dollars, to help sell product and generate some buzz into the holiday season, that they won’t actually call the Holidays season, because along with ISIS, the war is also on Christmas…we are all god’s people, it’s about inclusion, and being politically correct, but the cunts in this campaign, don’t full agree, just ask them the last time they let a homeless guy eat their pussy…their answer will be that it kind of happend to one of their billboard, because homeless guys are perverts and need to jerk off to something…sometimes…they have nothing else going for them.. Either way, this is just more content to continue the crisis that is Victoria’s Secret…terrorizing the minds of our youth and wives.. But it makes for a pretty easy gift, and really if you gotta fuck your pig wife, this garbage is like putting some lipstick on her… The post Victoria’s Secret Push Up Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Actress Turned Instagram Model Ashley Benson’s Cleavage Show

I know most Instagram models out there probably dream of going on to become real actresses or at least real models, but  Ashley Benson here went the opposite direction, going from famous actress to professional Instagram model. And if you ask me, it’s worked out pretty great for her. Here she is showing off some killer cleavage at some no-name event called the 2015 Baby2Baby Gala, and as far as I’m concerned, these pictures are 20 times better than her last 5 movies combined, whatever those were. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Laura Sammarco Is An Instagram Model You Should Know

I’ve seen a lot of hot Instagram models in my day, but for my money,  Laura Sammarco here is one of the best I’ve discovered in weeks. Because unlike those “professional” models like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner , Laura’s got two of the most important qualities I look for in a hottie: a killer bikini body and a willingness to show it off on a daily basis. And that’s something money can’t buy. Enjoy! » view all 11 photos

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Christie Brinkley is a Freak of Nature of the Day

I think this went around last week, but I didn’t really bother with it, even though I think Christie Brinkley is great, so great that I’ve jerked off to her in Sports Illustrated in the 80s….when she was in her 40s…. People are shocked that she’s in her 60s and still looks like this, so she’s decided to put out a book on it, why not make money on it, because if you follow her regiment, you won’t look like this…but you can pretend, or she can pretend, because why not make the money on this freakish condition she has called being hot in her 60s….This is abnormal, this must involve plastic surgery… If you look at her genetics tainted by Billy Joel, who wrote Uptown Girl about her..in a girl named Alexa Ray Joel..you’ll see how these freakish Christie Brinkley looks ruin lives…. The only hope I have for this is that when the current Sports Illustrated models turn 60, no one will care…because they are such bottom feeding, glamour model quality now, I’d hate for them to milk it as hard as Christie Brinkley did… The post Christie Brinkley is a Freak of Nature of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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