Here’s a photoshoot by Canadian rocker, who I think has actually sold more records than any other Canadian rocker with his 80s ballads and theme songs to movies like Robin Hood…Bryan Adams….who just released a new album that I am sure will do massive numbers…with songs like this one….that is always on the radio – and that is actually good…Not Summer of 69 good…but good…and reminds me of some good old rock… Well like all Rockstars, dude likes models and models like rockstars…for their money and lifestyle and really everything that comes with being a rockstar…because they all want to be hand selected by them… So Bryan Adams did the natural thing in his downtime to focus on his hobby, that he has turned into a career…and that’s being a fashion photographer… So not only does dude make millions a year off his music and the royalties..but he also makes money taking pics of hot chicks… It’s crazy that some people are just better at life than others… This is model Angela Lindvall, who is famous to people who know models…and she’s showing her nipples for some obscure magazine..so give Bryan Adams some props for winning… She’s American despite her immigrant sounding name….and she’s got bush, my fucking favorite….. The post Angela Lindvall Nipples by Bryan Adams for Zoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s pulling out their big guns to promote their shitty televised infomercial….and they are using Selena Gomez and her following of dumb tween girls to do it… Selena Gomez is promoting her big break as a performer at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, who I guess are paying her by doing this viral video to promote her shitty song, as the models, who are much hotter than Selena Gomez, lip syncing…with some Selena fake titty lupus and Chemotherapy tits…in the mix… As shitty a product and brand Victoria’s Secret is…some of these girls are pretty good…and despite how dumb this video is…and how bad this song is…some of these girls are pretty good…and despite how annoying Selena Gomez is in her bullshit career…as long as her tits are out there…it’s ok…and as annoying as each of these overrated girls looks trying to act…they are still pretty good.. Garbage…but hot chicks doing anything…even cheesy things..is hard to really not watch…if you have absolutely nothing to do… That said, Fat Adriana Lima is Creepy and Grabbing At Herself of the Day I guess Adriana Lima is up on the “fat chicks get work”…..”fat chicks get the jobs”….”Fat chicks get celebrated for being fat, so why the fuck am I going to work out 8 hours a day for my millionss of dollars, when I can just eat as much as I fucking want and pretend it’s a feminist movement, that I’ve made millions making girls feel insecure about themselves, but that I don’t need that Patriarchy machine to hold me down, even if they are her only employer”….because why work, when you can just take the jobs and pretend it’s more than just getting old and tired, like there’s purpose to it…when really it’s just lainess… I don’t know why a model gets a wax figure, but I know there’s a fetish in watching a model play with a clone of herself, especially for you scifi weirdos who remember LIMA as one of the hottest models to exist the last 20 years… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez VS Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nela Zisser is a not so famous New Zealand model – at least not on her INSTAGRAM ….so she turned turned herself into a competitive eater..because I guess she was into food, her fast metabolism, and the general public wanting plus sized models, led her to eat, only to realize she stays skinny, and that it’s a funny storyline for people who make fun of skinny models, telling them to have a sandwich, because they are fat and can’t accept that maybe they are just genetically superior at processing food..Jealous bitches.. Well, Nella ate 10 scorpions…people are going nuts…because models aren’t supposed to eat…unless it is followed by throwing up…and if they do…they aren’t supposed to eat scorpions….that’s just weird.. She’s about to go viral..turn that 14000 followers in 14 million….all she needs is more lingerie in the mix…butt shots and burgers…yes please..the combination of all things good…food and skinny bithes… She’s not the cute though…and really 10 Scorpions is hardly that gross…but I’ll give it to her…and I’d give it to her.. The post Nela Zisser the Model Competitive Eater and She’s Eating 10 Scorpions of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is a campaign for a company called “Solid & Striped”….that is unlike every other bikini photoshoot…no wait..that is exactly like every other bikini photoshoot…because really how much variety can you really to do some overpaid hooker, who pretends she’s not a hooker, in a bikini…. The model is – Samantha Gradoville…. She’s one of the last standing American Models….because I guess the brands like to bring in foreign girls because Americans are so entitled, unappreciative, even if they pretend to be appreciative on Thanksgiving social media posts for show and I guess statistically fat thanks to all the processed fast foods and walmart cookie aisles….. I guess, some girls with good genetics, who believe in healthy eating or no eating at all, and/or fitness can sometimes be a US Passport holder. It is just rare. But in a country of 360 million people, there’s bound to be at least 1,000 people hot enough to cast for your bikini shoot…even if doing this serious, intense, girl in a bikini thing is just lame as fuck…and should have more comedy in it…to make it matter.. I guess, Solid & Striped don’t pay me to run their campaigns, so I can’t expect anything I’d really want to see out of it…but the good news is models in bikinis allow us to ignore the things that matter, like how shitty this photoshoot is… Like all instagram models before her, She’s Done Nude and Topless Shoots To Get to this Pivotal Point in her Career of Bikini Modeling for Obscure Brands that Actually Pay for Once …and you’ll like her better topless…. The post Samantha Gradoville in Bathing Suits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So along with Tranny porn, the Kardashians have ruined pretty much every….leaving nothing sacred, commercializing and monetizing on everything…. The young one who was statutory raped – according to the law – but not really because the family didn’t press charges, as they are all whores, including the “It”….figure the younger you’re filling that pussy, the more money you’ll make us…basic mom whoring out daughter story our nation was built on… Now Kendall, is posting nude pics of other models naked on a horse, and the picture isn’t even that naked, there’s no nipple and/or labia, making it clothed to me…and the world is going nuts… It’s a trending fucking story…whether it is her or not, even though, even if it was her, who fucking cares…these are whores…that’s what whores do…they get naked…for money… I’m not an expert on the Kardashian machine, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Kendall’s nipples before, so why the fuck would her naked on a horse be a trending story…oh right, because America buys into this shit…and make it a trending story, or maybe…Kardashians are Facebook investors and get their stories fed to the sidebar…or maybe they just have such a big fanbase that if they post a story…it actually breaks the coding algorithm and trends… Either way, fuck this family. They are a national security threat. The post Kendall Jenner Posted Another Girl Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Michael Kors is a Huge fucking brand….so I wonder why the hired such a bootleg model…or why they did such a shitty video…or why it only has 2,000 views… Knowing they probably paid 250,000 dollars to 1,000,000 dollars for this…makes me want to hunt down the marketing person, lock them in my fucking basement, and let them die a long, drawn out, death…they deserve for being such fucking clowns, who lack creativity, vision, and even their “safe”…bullshit, fucking sucks… If you use a hooker who makes 10,000 dollars a year like Nina Agdal, use her like the fucking hooker she is… If you’re looking to build out your brand, do something interesting, even do something different…do something different.. It doesn’t mean “get naked girls shoving iphones in their assholes”…something we know Nina Agdal would do.. It does mean using your fucking money smarter and doing something interesting… There is so much waste in the world…wasted money, wasted opportunity…and I am only posting this because it fucking sucks…not because Michael Kors paid me 100,000 dollars to post it…ya know… Fuckers…and their downs syndrome looking models… The post Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Gigi Hadid’s darker, more desperate, trying to jump on the opportunity train, because she’s equally rich and equally hungry for male attention…thanks to dad only dating models…and throwing money their way to shut them up…or turn them into models…because I guess that’s what he values and they subconsciously want to impress daddy…in what we can assume is a standard psychological issue…but maybe little naughtier in the incest ridden arab world…am I going to get bombed by white people who love arabs for that? I mean… I guess they don’t know my arab neighbors who are either brother and sister or first cousins…both named Hadid or something equally arab…doesn’t matter.. What matters is Bella Hadid’s rich girl breast implants and nipples to please her daddy, ride her sister’s coat tails, when not fucking the black guys she fucks….. I think I already posted these – but who can be too sure – her parents probably didn’t even notice these…because who cares about Bella Hadid…when Gigi’s the star… The post Bella Hadid Nipple for S Moda of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cheesy instagram models usually don’t make very much money. It’s like anything, the top 10 percent make stupid money, and the other 90 percent of girls with over 50,000 followers, look to that 10 percent as the beacon of hope or in their egotistical, narcisstic, these are people who stage photoshoots of THEMSELVES….like a tacky bored housewife….with the hope of getting famous, by going more viral than they usually go viral…through sex with rich guys… So most of these instagram models, are just escorts for hire, that like pornstar escorts, have a loop whole or sales bitch, or personal brand behind their whoring….but I’ll tell you…I know rich guys and I know instagram whores…and I know rich guys who fuck instagram whores..and half the instagram whores I know…are from fucking the rich guys… Doesn’t matter…you already know all this…you know why low level cheesy looking girls exists…yiu know why they do instagram…and you know that everyone wants to be famous, or thanks to the Kardashians having no talent, a belief that they can be famous too… You already know that every girl who has done a Playboy Cyber girl shoot, who posts half naked pics, who has over 50,000 followers, half that she bought, that she’ll have 10 rich guys inviting her to sit with them, drink with them, and fly on their private jets and go on vacation with them…because that’s what these do nothing, but think they are great, girls are willing to do for the life and the instagram pic… That said, Kate Beckinsale, who is not only the hottest 40 year old with an 20 year old daughter, your nerd ass is obessed with thanks to her more famous movie roles…She’s not an instagram model, but an actress, who some could argue is celebrated…and famous as fuck…and I guess with that comes a shitty attitude and ego….that her husband would rather shift his energy to a fun, young, girl for hire… Her name is “CJ Franco”….even though that’s not her name at all…and these are her instagram, self staged photoshoot pics…and homew recking a famous enough couple is her “Lewinsky”…which is a joke I use in blogging about when other sites went viral and famous – they had a scoop on the right story and solidified themselves in the world…homewrecking a famous couple, as an instagram model, is way more important than that Private Jet Selfie… I’m sure there are sex tapes and nude pics of her out there, and I’m sure she’s a more eager, take it up the ass, slut than Kate Beckinsale, who likely takes it up the ass, but it more annoying about it…Actors All these instagram models are the fucking same…with the same low quality pic…garbage… (she’s not even hot) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jan 25, 2015 at 2:11pm PST (she’s cheesy as fuck) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jun 19, 2015 at 11:36pm PDT (I like Kate Beckinssale Better…) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jun 26, 2015 at 9:52pm PDT (what low grade pussy) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jun 24, 2015 at 9:26pm PDT (low rent…but apparently better than Kate Beckinsale…not sure what that says about Kate Beckinsale) The post Kate Beckinsale Dumped for a Low Rent Barely an Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kesler Tran is a photographer who takes great pics of models in LA…who are willing to get naked, like this one named Elizabeth…who I guess doesn’t want to put her last name out there so you can’t google her…because she’s testing the water of the artistic nudes make you viral like Emily Ratajkowski and even Charlie Sheen…if the right rich guy comes along and gives you work for sex… It’s a whole scene, almost a right of passage that involves getting naked as for a handful of people, that a handful of powerful people notice in their day because they like seeing girls they see around, often times local sluts…naked…it plants the seed for them to want to help them out..in exchange for sex.. I’m not saying Lizzie here is a hooker…but she’s naked…in pictures…for free…which is almost worse…I mean at least get paid for these guys using your body to get attention…doing it for exposure is just dumb. The post Elizabeth by Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hoverboards Outlawed In New York City This is seriously going to mess up some of y’all’s Instagram feeds and SnapChat stories. Apparently, the city of New York has cracked down on the use of “Hoverboards ,” “Swagways,” or whatever you choose to call the personal motorized movers that all your favorite rappers and IG models love to roll around on. However the wording of the new city code has some confused, making it seem as though the latest street toy is A-OK to scoot through the streets on. Via Gothamist : – “For purposes of this section, the term ‘motorized scooter’ shall mean any wheeled device that has handlebars…” — the hoverboards do not have handlebars. – “For the purposes of this section, the term ‘motorized scooter’ shall not include electric powered devices not capable of exceeding fifteen miles per hour…” — the hoverboards (like the most popular version, the IO Hawk) have a max speed of around 6 MPH. So… hoverboards are legal? Slow down, McFly. It turns out that with new technology comes great confusion. Earlier this year one NYPD officer told CBS2, “We don’t know—new technology. We don’t know.” Helpful. Another officer declared hoverboards were allowed in parks (watch out for open bodies of water!), while another said they were allowed anywhere. Wheeee! But they aren’t, no matter what you think you saw on Buzzfeed. The NYC Department of Transportation, however, has landed on firmer ground when it comes to rules surrounding hoverboards—they told us that these devices are in fact illegal. They are considered motor vehicles that cannot be registered with the DMV, which means they’re prohibited in the city. Welp, that’s that. We wonder how many cities will follow suit.
