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Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never jerked off to Winona Ryder….but she is in one of my Favorite Holiday Movies…”Little Women”… The most amazing thing about Winona Ryder isn’t that she’s fucked half of hollywood in the 30 years she’s been part of hollywood…but rather that she was considered an “it girl” for the longest time…even though we all know her best work was when she was robbing department stores…not modeling for brands sold in department stores….like this one for Marc Jacobs… I never quite understood her, but then I found out that she had massive Jewish girl tits, and all of a sudden it made sense, despite those tits never been used in movies for good….but I guess saved for casting couches for evil…you know to manipulate the job…. And I don’t understand why they’re still not being celebrated, this is like shitting on 1990…harder than…Milli Vanilli.. Non tits, when you have big tits, especially at 44 when nothing else is really working out for her sex appeal…is a fucking crime she should be arrested for…like it was 2001.. My opinion of this ad is that it’s reminiscent of doing cocaine at Hollywood afterparties…off mirrored tables all these hollywood types have… This has been a minute in reconnecting with Winona Ryder… The post Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amy Hixson can suck my anus…no seriously, all these models are for hire, you just have to pretend you have a private jet…and they usually won’t even charge you… That’s not to say Amy Hixson is quite like all the other models, I am sure she would never admit she’s like the other models, because with these models comes a level of delusion that involves not realizing that they are only into rich guys and famous guys..but are the first to call out other girls for being whores…or sugar babies…but never taking ownership I guess what I am saying is that I love Amy Hixson and want to have her baby, after she marries a rich guy, so that I can mooch off her like she mooches off him…seems to the only way this love will work out… In the meantime I’ll try to understand the “artist” statement of this silly shoot for Glamour Italia… The post Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meg Myers is the American Apparel Model Turned Pop Star of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone wants to be a pop star singer…at least that’s what it seems..all these social media girls think they can sing…and sing along to songs like they are celebrities…with actual talent…it’s pretty fucking weird.. You know like how Caitlin Jenner pretends to be a woman, even though he can’t say he’s a woman, despite how society tries to encourage him and his delusions… that’s not to say he can’t be a man in a dress on women horemones…it’s to say…don’t call him a woman because he is pretending to be one or trying to be one…if a dog pretends to be a cat…he’s still a dog – pretending to be a cat.. Same thing applies to instagram models, they think they are famous, want to be famous, post aggressive sexual pics to get likes, brands confuse that for relevance, and eventually record a song with them…that gets 4.5 milluon views…because some instagram models are capable of breaking through…even though based on their following, you’d think that’d be a no brainer… Well, this Meg Myers is doing it, and I guess has taken her instagram modeling to American Apparel Modeling, to pop star attempts and it’s all that hot, but I have a soft spot of sheer American Apparel products on girls with bush… All it takes to matter to me – is nipples in a sheer outfit…. The post Meg Myers is the American Apparel Model Turned Pop Star of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genevieve Morton Getting Vaccuumed of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Genevieve Morton has been either working out every fucking day all day because she’s been fat the last 5 years and no one treated her like other fat models…even though she had fake tits..always being the second rate citizen in the fat model in the bikini model world… Or she’s getting her fat sucked out of her….and posting pics of it…because she likes to mock herself and the fact that she’s 40 and this is her last big titty shot.. I consider her a friend…a friend who helped her realize in her career she can’t be fat…but if you’re a blogger you can…lucky me… The post Genevieve Morton Getting Vaccuumed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Holiday Cheesiness For Holiday of the Day Victoria’s Secret, SFW

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret non-Christmas, even though Christmas is the biggest month for them, but like all good companies, is run by Jews…put out some holiday pictures featuring their new gang of girls who are overrated but will forever have the Victoria’s Secret stamp on their chest…or next to their pussy…so they don’t need to photoshop the branding out if they decide to rent these whores out to other brands… The pictures are cheesy, the outfits are cheesy, the product low quality, fast to the mall, for the masses to consume and gift, in this maybe we’ll be VS models too, at least feel like one, for our men as we explode out of these made in china things that still smell of child blood…sweat and tears… Here’s Stella, Romee, Martha….martha martha…and Elsa…the new line-up…in some real garbage.. The post Victoria’s Secret Holiday Cheesiness For Holiday of the Day Victoria’s Secret, SFW appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Holiday Cheesiness For Holiday of the Day Victoria’s Secret, SFW

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret non-Christmas, even though Christmas is the biggest month for them, but like all good companies, is run by Jews…put out some holiday pictures featuring their new gang of girls who are overrated but will forever have the Victoria’s Secret stamp on their chest…or next to their pussy…so they don’t need to photoshop the branding out if they decide to rent these whores out to other brands… The pictures are cheesy, the outfits are cheesy, the product low quality, fast to the mall, for the masses to consume and gift, in this maybe we’ll be VS models too, at least feel like one, for our men as we explode out of these made in china things that still smell of child blood…sweat and tears… Here’s Stella, Romee, Martha….martha martha…and Elsa…the new line-up…in some real garbage.. The post Victoria’s Secret Holiday Cheesiness For Holiday of the Day Victoria’s Secret, SFW appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid and Real Models for Versace of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gigi Hadid won a loyalty award contest at the head office of Versace, where the daughter of one of the bigger Versace shoppers, because her mother is cheesy, would get cast in a photoshoot with actual models – Raquel Zimmermann and Natasha Poly…. Gigi’s parents did the same thing for her back when she was a kid for Guess?…you know being rich and hanging out with rich people allowing you to grow up with the right contacts…at the right parties…growing that instagram so brands use you…because “it girl insta models matter”….is a much more interesting story than some Russian broke as bitch human trafficked to new york to model because she’s 8 feet tall… I wonder how the real models feel about being support act to Gigi…are they excited to be part of the GIgi experiencer, she’s the Jennifer Lawrence of modeling…or are they just happy not to be in War Torn cold water flat communist camp they are from….who knows….who cares..don’t ask why…there is no rhyme or reason…just look at the pics of blondes… The post Gigi Hadid and Real Models for Versace of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Lambert’s Country Corn Fed Titties of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone is out there talking about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, two cohosts on a very fucking popular show, a story probably spun by one of the producers, who has since gone onto get a raise…because it’s been fantastic for ratings, the world, obsessed with celebrity, fame and love…tuning in every week to see what flirting happens next for the divorcees…the same demographic as their viewership…I’m onto The voice…. When as these magazine pics point out, we should be focusing on Miranda Lambert and her big country titties…because if you have to stomach new shitty country music….and this is coming from someone who listens to old country music…and who just hates the new shit…there needs to be tits to make it ok…so here are the tits…that make it ok…I just need some Whiskey and my horse to get through this… The post Miranda Lambert’s Country Corn Fed Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates and is Good of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a firm…muscular…ass of an action star who just recently turned 18 so she should have a firm…muscular…ass… But unfortunately for anyone who hates fat chicks, that’s not really a given anymore, 18 year olds aren’t the “she’s 18, at her prime, able to eat anything”…but rather the “she’s 18, how did she get so fat, I guess she’s been eating a long fucking time for this”… What I am saying is that girls not born in hollywood, who don’t aspire to be instagram stars…at 18…aren’t more looking like some 45 year old mom…all dumpy and fat…and if that’s not an attack on freedom – I don’t know what is… Luckily, girls like this exist, where being vapid, hollywood, vain…pays off in movie roles and giving us hope of a more fit tomorrow… What I’m saying is she looks hot in this position…and if you don’t like her…here’s someone named Mary something Wilstead, never heard of her, doing some hippie shit.. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates and is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Interesting that one Euro magazine takes the ill advised opinion of their lesbian, very expensive, despite going bankrupt, legendary photographer and decide to make a statement by exploting fat, old, “Power” or women of interest…instead of exploiting models by featuring them naked in their calendar… But Lui Magazine comes in and are French about the whole thing…we like women, men like women, lets find beautiful women, and take nice pictures of them naked, because it is the most wonderful time of the year…let’s be wonderful.. I don’t even think the people at Lui know what’s going on in this bullshit feminist oppressive world we are in right now…they are just like “we are called LUI, let’s be men, and post tits…model tits”… These are the covers….the insides are gonna be nutty… The models are: Amber Valletta, Anja Rubik, Carolyn Murphy, Daria Strokous, Edita Vilkeviciute, Isabeli Fontana, Jourdan Dunn, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Mariacarla Boscono, Natasha Poly and Toni Garrn I’ve only tried to have sex with one of them, it was a bar, she was Russian…and it was love, I just wasn’t a billionaire and she was 6 foot 6….it wounldn’t work with my small penis and all..but I still fear her communist, war torn souless eyes… The post A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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