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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does As If Magazine

Here’s everyone’s favorite glorified Hooters waitress — sorry, supermodel — Charlotte McKinney in a new spread for something called As If Magazine , and I guess I should be nicer to Charlotte these days, considering she’s got something a lot of those other Instagram models out there don’t have. No, I’m not talking about talent. I mean DDs. She didn’t get all those followers for nothing, right? Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio is the Love Magazine Advent Calendar Star of the Day

So Love Magazine’s Christmas Advent Calendar that has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas because Christmas is a dated, Christian based holiday and if you’re white and Christian in this world you don’t matter, you’re just a fucking racist…mainstream fuck…when everyone knows it’s way more hip to participate in more obscure and politically correct holidays…like the Winter Solstice…connecting to our Pagan roots… Day 11, for December 11, much like the chocolate you used to pull out of your cardboard Advent Calendar, celebrating 2 weeks until Christmas….is Alessandra Ambrosio in an American Bikini, rolling around on an American Flag…as a Brazilian model…for a British magazine…because America is what made this bitch matter…or at least afford the life of luxury through her modeling / sugar babying.. She looks fine, it’s hard to get excited by this kind of thing…but it’s here…so watch it…. Via LOVE MAGAZINE Ambrosio was also at some event, because this video was probably shot months ago, and she was showing off her tit, so that happened…and you can see the rest of the pics… CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio is the Love Magazine Advent Calendar Star of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Brittain by Cameron Hammond of the Day

Elle Brittain is amazing, and not just because she got mad at me for doing a post on her declaring my love for the world of low level instagram models…because it allows people like me to find gems like this…which I think was pretty nice of me..it’s saying “Hey check out Elle Brittain, she’s a fucking nobody, but she gets naked for free and may become a somebody, because she’s fucking hot”….right… I probably went into a bit more detail about how I wanted to taste her unshowered asshole, as I do…but I just see that as flirting…with no need to get mad…we’re all in this together and let’s do this together…you know a rat race where the odds are against us…or at least let me watch while you do it…because I’m lazy…. The point of the story is that I want to eat her unshowered ass, because she’s perfect, going places, the next Emrata, which isn’t saying much more than “she has good tits and really doesn’t need any talent beyond that…because the world likes good tits…”… I love Elle Brittain…and I don’t care how much she hates me….I want to be the Monkey on her Shoulder…or eating her ass while she’s sleeping…cuz that’s the only way I’ll really ever feel or find love… The post Elle Brittain by Cameron Hammond of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

Isabeli Fontana was at one point a child model, making a lot of photographers, including the people at Victoria’s Secret, some low level Roman Polanksis….telling a half naked 16 year old to spread her legs more…. It’s typical of these imported models, who have been pretty much given to their agents from their parents to make it in America, to just do what they are told… So from a young age, she’s been taking direction and is open to getting naked, making her interesting, even in her old mom years, because you know that ingrained in her personality and work ethic is a girl who will do what she’s told…for money…to please her team…and clients… Much like a hooker, but positioned as a model..clever scam they have going on… Here she is in Marie Claire Brazil…because she’s Brazilian. It all makes so much sense… The post Isabeli Fontana for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Moretz Has No Nipples of the Day

The biggest scandal in Chloe Moretz’s public life is that she’s playing the live action Little Mermaid…and she’s going to have Blonde hair…even though Ariel has red hair…how could they do this… I think the bigger scandal in Chloe Moretz’s career should be that she’s got no nipples…at least not in lace shirts… But you perverts don’t care, you’re committed to the cause, and that cause is barely 18 year olds you’ve been masturbating since they were 12…freak… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Moretz Has No Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton Nipples for Yu Tsai of the Day

Erin Heatherton is one of the girls who dated Leonardo DiCaprio, even though I’ve been told he fucks dudes… She’s works with other girls who have dated Leonardo DiCaprio, even though he fucks dudes… Which either means he fucks dudes, as girls don’t like to fuck the dudes their friends fuck….or these VS models are prostitutes who do what they are told especailly when it comes to fucking a-listers… Either way, she’s nude modeling, because I guess she needs some press, to keep her competitive…and I like tits… The post Erin Heatherton Nipples for Yu Tsai of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Campbell’s Nipple at Madonna’s Party of the Day

Sounds pretentious – because it is… Naomi Campbell long, luxurious, nipple…..or really her full tit – pulled out of her shirt – leaving a Madonna Party and the only thing it is missing is an angry Naomi Campbell having some kind of rich bratty model tantrum, either throwing things, or punching things, as she’s been known to do.. YOu see, I like my models to have massive fucking egos, at least at the Naomi Campbell level of models, and I like seeing them assert yourself… I’m so used to Instagram models pulling the same kind of shit, and it’s just not as cute, luxurious or warranted as this…even if the self absorbed instagram model thinks it is… Point of the story is…hot nipple.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Naomi Campbell’s Nipple at Madonna’s Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid has Shitty Legs of the DAy

Here’s GIGI Hadid pretending to be taller than she is, with the most ridiculous high heels, that probably make her look like she’s 5 foot 9, like when they Put Tom Cruise in platform shoes in movies, so that the female costar doesn’t overpower his homosexual, scientologist, masculinity… So if you’re wondering why Gigi Hadid has shitty legs, seeing as she’s this model….who is an “it girl”…in every fucking campaign… It’s that she’s not an actual model, but an instagram person positioned better than most instagram models due to money and fame whoring parents… So don’t expect model legs here…they are instead just legs that starve themselves trying to be a model…and I don’t find it sexy at all…and I love legs…which may be why I don’t find it sexy…because I know good legs when I see them, not knobby knees trying to disguise themselves as good legs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid has Shitty Legs of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Day 9 for Love Magazine of the Day

In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things… The first is that you need to get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber… The second is to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… The third is to pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled… I guess Love Magazine Advent Calendar was the perfect…outlet for Miranda Kerr, you know it comes out before Christmas shopping, so Snapchat (worth 16 billion dollars)….is probably going to be extra nice the more guys jerk off to her, because clearly he wasn’t looking for a virgin. The post Miranda Kerr’s Day 9 for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Tunhav in a Bikini for a Bikini Company of the Day

Anna Tunhav is a Swedish model and she’s modeling bikinis for….wait for it…. a bikini company… The problem with bikini companies is that there are too many of them… The problem with bikini photoshoots is that they are all the fucking same… The problem with models is that they don’t fuck me… So when I look at these pics, all i see is problems.. The post Anna Tunhav in a Bikini for a Bikini Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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