There’s a lot of things in this world that just don’t make any sense to me (like how Chris Brown keeps getting to date hot models, but I don’t), but this is just nuts. Because somehow this video of Nina Agdal — aka one of the world’s hottest women — rolling around in lingerie in bed with a couple other super-hot models has less views than your co-worker’s cat video. I guess supermodels are irrelevant now. Which is totally fine by me, because it raises my chances of finally scoring a date with one of them from 0.0000001% to 0.0000002%. And I like those odds.
I thought I knew just about every Victoria’s Secret model out there, but apparently not. Because according to my sources, this leggy hottie leaving Polish TV station TVN is Zo Nowak , aka one of the lingerie company’s newest models. Or she’s new to me, at least. And you’d think I’d be upset about missing out on weeks or even months of potential lingerie pics, but actually I’m excited, because this just means I’ve got one more hottie who hasn’t turned down a Twitter marriage proposal from me yet. OK, so how do you say “Will you divorce me?” in Polish? I’ve got a lot of lost time to make up for. Photos: WENN.com
Tamara Ecclestone is the billionaire heir of the Formula One race circuit.. I am sure her rich dad has done a lot of other things…but that’s the only one I know… She was in Greece in a bikini, where she was celebrating motherhood…I guess… Now she’s in LA…but before getting shot by the paparazzi there, she managed to give us this action shot that is absolutely not exciting at all…but is still a billionaire brat, who is trashier than Paris Hilton, in a bikini….and that’s more interesting than anything I’ve seen in actual life today, except maybe that homeless guy staring at some fat chick in a bikini tanning, or the couple that looked like they were practicing tantric sex in some spider pose in the park….so maybe I did see more interesting shit, but they weren’t a billionaire failing in a bikini…so they weren’t shit. The post Tamara Ecclestone’s Billion Dollar Bikini Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Heidi Klum is 100 years old in model years, 50 in human years, 350 in dog years…and one in hot retired models… She still has a rockin body in her bikini, and the body is what you look at, as faces can be botoxed to shit and don’t count, but body, that takes work.. It’s amazing that her pussy was blown the fuck out by SEAL….because you know it was blown the fuck out by SEAL…and not just from the SEAL PUPS she squirted out…but the process in creating those SEAL PUPS… And I guess what I am saying is – Ethnic Cleansing….from the 40s in Germany…at there most famous camp, that wasn’t the same Jewish camp all you Jewish kids went to…it’s a different one….that I think created science that made this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Dday appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I would assume that this is Gigi Hadid doing doing some kind of satanic rituals….maybe one where she sells her soul to the devil…to become the next Kardashian…or maybe, she’s just killed off three instagram models, and stole all their followers, to make her a relevant thing….and this is the ceremony that happens at…but you’d probably assume the deal with the devil was made with her model fucking father, who has more money than god, when he decided to make his baby a model instead of putting her to actual work, because why not have fun every day, all while making him proud… Because when you’re a rich kid, you don’t need to do much work to get to the Gigi level…you just need to show up, and the satanic ritual we see is probably her maid set it up for her and will put it away for her, because she just wanted some mood lighting…or something….involving bringing in a girl, not sacrificiing one…who cares Here she is for Top Shop….looking average, but when her trust fund gets factored in, looking like a model and social media influencer…that gets people to write up on her without even trying – because we are pathetic. The post Gigi Hadid Satanic Ritual of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These two girls started an instagram account early on instagram called “Bikini a Day”…where they would post a picture of them in a bikini every single day, but instead of packaging it as “we like being seen in bikinis, because we are exhibitionists, and if we do it this way, as a brand, or a magazine, we won’t look like thirsty bitches, we’ll just look like bikini advocates”…even though eveyrone knows that bikini pics from the dawn of the internet out perform clothed pictures..it’s simple.. Anyway, they’ve managed to create real standardized photos for their instagram, that people I guess are into, but that I find cheesy as fuck… They’ve managed to make millions as bikini models, even though they have no business being models…but I guess models have no business being models… And the whole thing is cheesy as fuck, but still converts, and they’ve leveraged it to some bigger concept, bigging thing, more relevant than Sports Illustrated swimsuit, and even sellable to a big brand, because who wouldn’t want to promote their bikinis to a retard audince every single day…..that’s 30 pics a month…and boom…money.. At least one of them has huge tits…and here’s their cheesy campaign, that would be embarassing, if it this social media thing didn’t work out and it was just girls doing this playing make-belief bikini model…but I guess they now make more than bikini models and can hire bikini models if they choose to…cuz that’s how luck for girls so willing to get half naked that they worked on it everyday – turns into money. I find this world too saturated, too boring…what’s next!? I don’t know..but hopefully it is good. The post Bikini a Day Hookers Do Bikinis Like Bikini Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Celebs Who Started Out In The Strip Club Don’t let the glitz and glam fool you. Before the limelight, celebs were earning one dollar at a time, sometimes more literally than you’d imagine. Here we’ve compiled a list of men and women celebs who were shaking it for stacks before they made it big.
I’ve come across a lot of professional Instagram hotties over the course of my “research,” but I’m pretty sure that Katie May here is one of the hottest models I’ve ever found. She’s definitely got one of the best booties I’ve ever seen on the site. And according to her profile , Katie apparently calls herself the Queen of Snapchat, although hopefully pretty soon, she’ll be calling herself an ex-Mrs. Tuna too. Because I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m falling in love. » view all 15 photos
I don’t know who this model is… But her name is Yana Sotnikova … Which seems about right.. Her instagram is HERE And these pictures are by ALESSANDRO CASSAGRANDE , who is a pretty awesome photographer I don’t know, but who gets models naked for those of us who get ignored or restraining orders from models, since they don’t like use following them home at night…waiting for them change so that we can capture some pics of them to masturbate to.. Not that I’d ever do that…I’m too lazy…but you would…becuase pussy inspires you.. The post Yana Sotnikova by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
