People fucking love Aubrey Plaza… I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza… But based on her bikini pics… I don’t fucking love Aubrey Plaza… She’s terribly fucking average looking, even boring looking, and her ass doesn’t inspire me… I don’t care about her work, because I’ve seen none of it…her comedy because I’ve seen none of it, or really anything about her…because I’ve seen none of it…. Allowing me to be absolutely objective, the way I am supposed to be, in my analysis of her boring bikini ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sometimes, I look at hipster instagram photographers like Marie Tomanova , who probably doesn’t like being called an instagram photographer…..like her friend in the photos E_Lizabeth doesn’t like being called an instagram model….but to me, with technology, we’re all fucking photographers and models if we really want to be, we’ve given ourselves and our lives to technology like a bunch of idiots, so even if these girls are paid big money to do shoots for magazines, which I doubt…they’ll always be low level, like everyone else to me… But unlike everyone else, I feel like they are trolling us, pretending to be artistic, or like this is art, even though art doesn’t exist, because I guess it gives them more purpose to what they do..and purpose, even when stupid or delusional is all that matters.. The post Hipster Photography is Getting Weird of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like to celebrate waist to hip ratios…. It is the scientific study of how attractive a girl is….and without the waist to hip ratio…we’re just left in the dark as to whether we are fucking with the right girl…I mean is she at her maximum waist to hip ratio that represents femininity…or am i just some kind of closet case homo with a girl who although her big tits and round ass…don’t have that waistline that defines her as a woman… I don’t like to celebrate anything and everything Kardashian, which I want to make clear I am not doing, I just figure it would take way too much time for me to dig through the internet to find bikini pics, I mean it’s only ever 3 out of 3.5 Instagram pics being posted….but those girls are just sugar babies and aspiring models, and I’d rather showcase someone who is neither those things, but rather someone born into the most abrasive, self promoting, exposed bullshit family that someone should kill off, but we’re not as good at the fight against evil as we were during the Witch Hunts in Salam 250 years ago…we’ve gone soft as a people…and not just because we’re over exposed to porn, making this bikini pic, that 1.5 million people already “Liked” on instagram…making me obsolete….but because we don’t kill off garbage…like we probably should.. THat said, here is what’s influencing your kids..or in my case 18 year old girls I try to date because 18 year old girls are freaks. The post Kendall Jenner’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I knew Vanessa Hudgens mattered the second I got a lawyers letter after posting a nude selfie that they claimed was taken when she was 17, before nude selfies were that common, back when you had to negotiate hard with girls you were in long distance relationships to get before sending to your friends to show off what you fuck, even if she’s got a huge bush…. You know, when they still mattered, when they still counted for something, when they weren’t being done by every celebrity A- Z lister…and girl you know…or even walk by on the street… Every girl has nudes…But not every girl has the confidence to leak nudes with bush….back when bush wasn’t trendy or fashionable… What I am trying to say is that I’ve always believed in her….she’s the magical, ethnically ambiguous, Disney trained, slutty enough angel sent from heaven… And she’s finally looking hot…which I guess is all that matters in this superficial world we live in… So here she is looking hot..which reminds us that despite what Amy Schumer and all the other fat slob comedians, actoors, models, who are talking to fat women, because they are easy to talk to, it’s not like they are out on dates, and they are vulnerable and looking for relatable people in the media, so they talk to them, in order to get richer, are saying… Skinny is a better look… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER LOOKING FIT AND HOT CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s a little hard to keep track of all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, especially since none of them have set themselves apart from the pack yet by agreeing to marry me. But Sara Sampaio here is definitely one of my favorites, mostly because she’s an instant pants fire whether she’s on the red carpet or the beach . I mean, obviously I prefer her on the beach, but hell, I’d also prefer her in my bed. So when it comes to super-hot lingerie models, I’ve learned to be happy just taking what I can get. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I don’t know who Rebecca Dayan is, but she apparently has a US Work visa and has been working in the movies, none that I’ve seen, but include being “Foreign Minister’s Aide” in a John Travolta movie I’ve never heard of, called From Paris with Love, which is where she is from….meaning her showing her tits, isn’t a big deal, I mean this is just a day at the beach the modeling version, but whether it is just a day at the beach or not, there’s something amazing about tits on a genetic level…as a species we all love tits…no matter how liberal an aspiring celebrity or a culture of Europeans are with their tits… All this to say Dayan is a Moroccan name…so she may be Arab….or Jewish…if that makes jerking off to her tits seem more exotic… Which brings up an important point…and that is if you’re jerking off to tits…you’re the fucking worst. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Rebecca Dayan Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Raica Oliveira is a hot Victoria’s Secret Model from Brazil, like so many other Victoria’s Secret models before her…making me think that the evil corporation probably has some kind of outpost there. A place where they abduct and train these bitches to become the face of their brand. I figure if they make their bras in sweatshops, exploiting child labor for cheap product, why wouldn’t they do the same for cheap models, it’s all about the bottom line people, and if you can make a celebrity out of a babe you own, thanks to brainwashing them into thinking you’ll kill their family, why the fuck wouldn’t you. I mean why spend the million dollars a year on them like they were Miranda Kerr, when you can just get it for free from all those willing…. That or…they just have a cloning facility that is run by Josephine Skriver’s dad… Either way – Raica Oliveira is 30. She’s too old to model, but pulls out her tits, and as I learned from my grandmother, you’re never too old to pull out your tits, there will always be a fucked up gringo willing to throw money at you… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Raica Oliveira for Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are some relatively unimpressive, even boring pictures of Gisele, a known athlete in the sport of underwear modeling….for Under Armor…but luckily unlike other brands, Under Armor was smart enough to recruit actual athletes for the campaign, because there is nothing I hate more than seeing models model shit that doesn’t make sense for them to model, like fitness gear, even if they’ve moved away from eating disorder to boxing or a daily pilates class, and even if they are strong or fit enough to compete, they are still fucking models, so keep them posing in panties…not functional gear…. I mean there’s very little erotic in this, but why not celebrate billion dollar bands who don’t give me money like an asshole, because American loves advertising campaigns, everything is a fucking ad for something, so why not participate and not get paid because I am a Canadian and we are non confrontational like that. The post Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
She was Miss USA, and Nick Jonas’ girlfriend…and I guess now naked in a magaizne…that is a magazine, but really only for the sake of luring in hot girls in LA to shoot naked, because it makes it seem more legit, when really the objective is to just get them naked for shoots, like most of these instagram photographers are doing with these instagram models, it’s a good excuse to get girls naked…and to see girls you’d otherwise not see naked…only for TREATS!, it’s recruiting for sugar babies and sugar daddies….making it seem much more high end… It’s like not your bootleg hipster nude shoot, this shit is in Mansions while rich dudes finance it and watch… The post Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s one of my all-time favorite models Candice Swanepoel out in New York, and going by her all-spandex outfit here, I’m gonna assume she’s heading to the gym. (That kind of expert analysis is why they pay me the big bucks.) But considering how good Candice looks in workout gear, I don’t get why there aren’t paps stationed inside her gym 24/7. Hell, I’d offer to do it myself, but I’m pretty sure I’m deathly allergic to exercise equipment. Photos: PacificCoastNews
