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Camila Morrone’s Booty Perfection

If this perfect booty looks familiar, then congratulations, you might have a bright future ahead of you as a professional blogger. Because when it comes to super-hot, sort of famous models, it’s an important part of the job to have a photographic memory. Which is why I’ve spent so much time studying every inch of Camila Morrone ‘s killer body. Well, that and because she’s seriously hot. So if you didn’t get it this time, don’t worry, there’s always the next photoshoot. » view all 32 photos

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Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy

I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina… All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table… TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day

Erin Heatherton is one of the last few American made models, who is an actual model and not an instagram model…and if you’re wondering how I know this…it is because she’s been around since before instagram…and she’s worked for huge brands in fashion…and huge brands in shitty, sweatshop made lingerie, that appear in every mall across america for fat women to buy in hopes of looking a fraction as good as the hired models who have been thrown down all our throats…like the cake our fat asses clearly love eating…with the illusion that the bra will save the day….when really…an eating disorder is a better option….fatty. That said, she’s more than just one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, tainted, vaginas he probably never fucked because he’s gay and was just doing it for image…she’s also tits in a Fashion magazine…and I think that’s great…. She’s a good Jewish girl…making her family, her rabbi, the Jewish men not married to 6 foot tall Jewish models, and me proud…even if her tits are a 5/10 compared to other Jewish tits I’ve masturbated to…because I have a Jewish girl fetish…because Jewish girls laugh at my jokes..and are the only answer my text messages…asthe non-Jewish girls are too uptight for that… The post Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Laura Vandervoort Does Comic-Con Good

According to my sources, the nerds are having their annual meeting in San Diego for Comic-Con right now. But in case you weren’t able to make it out of your parents’ basement this weekend, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered with everything you missed. No, not the new  Star Wars trailer or any superhero movie crap. I mean, the good stuff: like Smallville hottie Laura Vandervoort looking good and leggy at the Outcast party. You’re welcome. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Gigi Hadid Is Hard At Work

Here’s Gigi Hadid out in New York showing why I consider her to be one of the hardest-working models in the business. Because unlike some of her lazy, so-called model colleagues, instead of talking a day off, she’s working weekends by walking around looking smoking hot for the cameras. So if you ask me, I think Gigi deserves a vacation after all this hard work. Preferably somewhere with a beach… Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day

Lara Stone is a cunt who tried to sue me for posting boring as fuck honeymoon pictures…back when she was married to a relevant comedian….at the time when she was naked all the time in her photoshoots while being a model…because that’s what models do..they are bodies that sell those bodies like hookers…because they are hookers…who eventually start a family with rich people…like TV show creators… Not that any of that matters, but Lara Stone is still pretty fucking hot, and just because I can’t get over insignificant lawsuits that never amounted to anything, because I am insignificant in the grand scheme of things, like if you were to ask her what DrunkenStepfather.com is, she’d have no fucking idea..but I can still think she’s a cunt in this one sided relationship…a cunt I would like to wear as gas mask…in the apocalypse that is my life.. The post Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Denise Richards Hooker Leg of the Day

There are a lot of rumors that Denise Richards was one of Heidi Fleiss’ escorts that Charlie Sheen hired…and even made his wife…because every escort wants to legitimize their career as escorts…by focusing on the public image of her as an “actress”…married to an “actor”…even though we know the truth… Charlie sheen loves the dirtiest of hookers and porn chicks who do the dirtiest of things.. She is the one who tamed Charlie Sheen for the media…which means….she probably does the dirtiest of fucking things… I don’t even care that she’s a hooker, or rumored hooker, as I know actors and models who are also hookers…as are bottle service girls, strippers and actual hookers… People are lazy, people like nice things, people like to get paid to fuck…especially when they are fake tit, fake face, hooker-looking girls…who were married to hooker lovers…right… Well here’s her leg, only because it’s the most powerful paparazzi pic I’ve seen in a long time…so mysterious, someone get this guy a Vogue deal, it’s better than deporting his immigrant ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Denise Richards Hooker Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amelia Arnau Topless Enough by Katja Kremenic of the Day

I am always in the mood for relatively unknown to me models from either Spain or Brazil, who are presumably actually women, but you never know, because Brazil, like Thailand and Philippines, has a lot of fucking trannies, who are actually hotter than their native girls, and I am not even into trannies, it’s just the way it is… Her name is Amelia Arnau, I’ve never heard of her, but that doesn’t mean she’s not famous, or doesn’t exist, because I have seen her tits and I think that is part of existing…at least as an instagram model, or even a real model, because if you don’t show your tits..no one bothers googling your stupid Amelia Arnau name. This is for a bikini or bathing suit brand…that is see through..because nipples are trendy…thank god…show them off…. The post Amelia Arnau Topless Enough by Katja Kremenic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Coffee Shot of the Day

Kendall Jenner stole the obvious joke when posting this picture of her in a see through shirt, covering her hooker kardashian nipple, that isn’t really her fault for doing, she can’t really help the brain washing her mother raised her with, it’s not like she’s allowed to socialize with normal people, or can related to normal people, living her secluded, surrounded by her shitty family existence…something that will probably end badly in the next 20 years…but in the mean time, involve her posting pis of her coffee cup..in the most slutty and subtle of ways…. She’s a Kardashian, this isn’t porn, so I guess selling Kim out for the sex tape has allowed the rest of the family to not need to whore themselves unless they really want to, like a single mother stripping to save college money for their kid, that she ends up spending on meth, so the kid can go onto do the same thing her whore mother did… And so the cycle continues… The post Kendall Jenner’s Coffee Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay

Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school… It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work. The post MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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