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Kim Kardashian Makes Her Sexy Faces

Here’s Kim Kardashian making sexy faces at some event the other day wearing a dress I think my prom date wore in the early nineties. Obviously Kim looks better than my date did, I wasn’t a celebrity blogger back then so I couldn’t get the quality tail I do now (cough). Anyhow, Kim’s hot, I love that she cakes on the make up like a stripper in heat. Not to mention her cleavage makes my knees a little weak. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Miley Cyrus Is Now A Woman

I just thought I would let everyone know that today is Miley Cyrus’ birthday and she is officially eighteen years old. I know some of you perverts out there are probably disappointed about that, get some counseling, but I for one am glad that I don’t have to tip toe around the touchy subject anymore with my comments when she insists on wearing inappropriately slutty clothing. These are some older pictures from when she was still young so I’ll leave them alone, but from now on she’s fair game. Enjoy. more pictures of Miley Cyrus here

Fergie Drops Some Sweet Tanned Cleavage

Fergie seems to really know what she’s doing when it come to putting her best foot forward on the red carpet, here she is at last night’s American Music Awards looking like a thousand bucks. It goes without saying that in this situation, her best foot is her sweet tanned cleavage. What kind of freak wants to see her feet? Anyhow, the picture quality isn’t great which actually works out in Fergie’s favour because she’s not exactly excelling in the face department. Thank Heavens for cleavage. more pictures of Fergie here

Julie Benz Has Got One Odd Looking Chesticle

I want to say that these pictures of Dexter’s dead wife Julie Benz are hot, here at the American Music Awards , but I’m having trouble seeing past her strange looking breasts. Actually just the one breast, It looks like a tennis ball wrapped in skin. Creepy. Does she have implants or is her bra just suffocating that poor thing? Who am I kidding? I don’t really care, of course she’s hot. Hit me up on Twitter and we’ll discuss how to massage that thing so it doesn’t look so stiff. That’s what she said! more pictures of Julie Benz here

Miley Cyrus Is Almost A Woman

Alright perverts, soak this crap up because tomorrow Miley Cyrus turns eighteen and you’re all going to be very disappointed. Sickos! Here she is at the American Music Awards looking like a twenty five year old, not some teenager on the cusp of womanhood. I guess selling off your innocence for a multi-million dollar Slutty Jailbait 2010 concert tour really ages a gal. Anyhow, she looks good for a Miley Cyrus , she always looks like she’s got too many teeth in her mouth. Strange. more pictures of Miley Cyrus here

Jessica Lowndes’ Hot Wonky Cleavage

I may not know a whole lot about some of the up and coming Hollywood starlets, but I know some weird looking boobs when I see them. Here’s Jessica Lowndes hosting a birthday party for herself with some cleavage that, while still hot , is a little strange looking. I don’t know if it’s the dress or the bra that’s doing this, but I hope she’s not just got some of those wonky boobies you read about in anatomy books. There’s only one way to find out, someone send send some bikini pictures to my Twitter . Thank you. more pictures of Jessica Lowndes here

Katy Perry Is Much Better With Cleavage

Earlier today I said that pictures of Katy Perry just weren’t the same without her hipster cleavage hanging out all over the place, I mean who really wants to focus on her face? So these pictures of her performing at BBC Radio 1′s Teen Awards 2010 the other night are more like it. I could watch those things bounce around on stage for hours. With the sound off of course because listening to Katy’s music for too long will make a person go insane. I think they use it in Guantanamo. PS – Her ass looks pretty good too. Call me. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Jessica Alba’s Got Legs

Here’s Jessica Alba walking the streets looking her regular hot self, even if she’s not really showing off any great amount of skin she’s still looking good. Actually her little sundress is kinda short so we are getting a decent look at her long legs in those high heels of hers. I guess I’m so used to seeing all these celebrities in short shorts that this kind of thing throws me off. She’s so modest. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel And Friends

I feel like there should be some hot stripper music playing in the background while I stare intensely at these pictures of supermodels Adriana Lima , Candice Swanepoel and their hot Victoria’s Secret friends in there sexy little dresses. Oh my god, if I ever found a strip club that had hot women like this I’d have to cash in my Bar Mitzvah money ASAP so I could move into one of the private dance rooms in the back. Heaven. more pictures of Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel And friends here

Rihanna’s Dancing Clown/Hooker Pictures

Here’s Rihanna dancing in the streets of New York looking like a hooker from some cheesy seventies musical. Why can’t popstars just be normal hot chicks? Does everyone need to have some sort of gimmick? Katy Perry’s got her hipster dufus look, Rihanna’s a futuristic prostitute , Britney Spears has her wonky nipples , Christina Aguilera her clown lipstick and Lady GaGa’s got whatever the hell it is she’s got going on. Anyhow, I want to say these pictures are pretty hot, but I’m really not sure.