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Fergie’s Sweet Older Cleavage Comes Out

Here’s Fergie and her older bird cleavage hanging out at some football game over the weekend in her weird tiger print dress, and not a sexy tiger print, there’s an actual tiger printed on the back of that thing. I have a lot of t-shirts that are kinda like this, but instead of a stupid tiger it’s an awesome wolf howling at the moon. Who knew I was so stylish. Anyhow, I like her big old tanned boobs, they distract me from that busted face. more pictures of Fergie here

Sofia Vergara Is Quality Colombian Product

I can’t get over how hot Sofia Vergara is, that accent, those curves and that amazing Colombian rack get me every time. Here she is at some sort of event the other night looking awesome. This is some Colombian product I would love to get caught with stuffed in my pants. Did that joke make sense? I think it would be better if she was the one smuggling me somewhere, she could hide me in her bra or something. Anyhow, you guys know what I mean. Enjoy. more pictures of Sofia Vergara here

Vanessa Hudgens Is Cute… Kinda

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens looking kinda cute at the premiere of some movie about owls. I really have no idea what the movie is about, but I see a big owl on the poster so that’s close enough. Anyhow, I want to say that she’s looking hot, but really she looks pretty plain. This is a movie premiere for crying out loud!!! Red carpet. For a movie that may or may not be about nocturnal birds damn it!! If you’re not going to break out your sexiest, smallest little skirt for this why even bother showing up?!! more pictures of Vanessa Hudgens here

Britney Spears Is A Hot Little MILF

Here’s Britney Spears out the other day with her new boyfriend, I’m being told that’s her kid, looking pretty good. She’s showing off some leg, her nipples are in check and she’s not giving the camera the usual crazy eyes. Everything seems to be going just fine. This is what I like to see from Britney, the girl is still pretty damn hot, don’t be shy, get out there among the people and let them see what you’ve still got. Well done.

Audrina Patridge’s Little Booty In Short Shorts

Here’s Audrina Patridge showing off her hot little Dancing With The Stars body in a sweet pair of short shorts and an even sweeter little tank top. I can’t wait to see those fake boobies bouncing around my television. I’m still holding auditions for the latest season of Dancing With The Celebrity Blogger , there’s lots of room left Audrina, so far I’ve got a couple of crack whores and a midget who may or may not have defecated in my laundry basket. I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that mini douche. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Megan Fox’s Hotness Heads North

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but this Megan Fox chick is pretty damn hot. You heard it here first folks. Obviously that crap was a huge understatement, she is an incredibly hot piece of ass meat lady and deserves. Here she is at the Toronto International Film Festival looking absolutely amazing, she’s making me wish I was in Toronto. How many times have you heard anyone say that? Stupid Canadians with their universal healthcare, delicious beer and now Megan Fox . more pictures of Megan Fox here

Christina Aguilera Flashes Some Curves

I don’t see Christina Aguilera as much as I used to so I like it when she gets herself all dolled up for me. Here she is at some event the other day in a sexy little black number giving me a nice look at her tasty curves. What a tease, this is how laptops get ruined. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Pictures

Hilary Duff Slips Into Something A Little More Comfortable

Hilary Duff has really surprised me after she got married, I was sure she was going to slip right into a pair of comfy oversized sweatpants and a stupid tuque and that would be the end of her hotness, but she didn’t, she hit the town in tight ass jeans and sexy heels . It was so hot. Apparently that was the newlywed Hilary because that was then and this is now. Here she is proven me right. This is just sad, all that hard work at pilates class gone to waste. At least her top is see through enough that I can see her giant sports bra. Thanks for nothing. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Victoria Beckham’s Breasts Are Missed

It’s been about a year or so since I first heard the rumors that Victoria Beckham had decided to have her wonderful fake boobs removed, I didn’t want to believe it at first, but deep down inside I knew it was happening and I’ve been in mourning ever since. I miss those things so much. The sad thing is that she did it to get on the cover of Vogue magazine. Can you believe that? A woman would mutilate her body to get onto a magazine cover. What has the world come to? more pictures of Victoria Beckham here