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Karissa Shannon Shows Off Her Skills

Playboy’s Karissa Shannon is absolutely everywhere these days after rumors that her tight little body is somehow involved with the alleged Heidi Montag sextape . Here she is reenacting a scene from the tape with a banana at Millions Of Milkshakes . Wait that doesn’t make sense considering it’s supposedly filled with girl on girl action, shouldn’t she be licking a passion fruit or something like that? I guess it doesn’t matter, as long as she shows off her oral skills. more pictures of Karissa Shannon here

Hilary Duff’s Ass Gets Me Worked Up

I’ve had a good time over the last few days admiring Hilary Duff’s newly married little ass, but I think it’s time we get back to the business of breaking up this stupid marriage. Hopefully she reads this and realizes the mistake she’s made, all this could have been hers. Alright so that’s not happening, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t make fun of the way her ass looks in those jeans. Damn it! Her ass looks amazing…. I’ve got nothing. I can play hockey too you know. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Kristin Cavallari’s Hot Legs Work It

It’s only a matter of time before The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari fades into celebrity obscurity or pornography, I’m hoping for that last one, but until then I’ll just have to continue to enjoy her nice long legs. Here they are going for a little walk in their short shorts and heels the other day. She could probably get a job as a leg model somewhere, you know, her legs could be up on a billboard outside a strip club. A jobs a job right? more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here

Jessica Alba Finally Gets My Attention

Today has been a day filled with all kinds of celebrity bikini pictures, so I’m a little disappointed with Jessica Alba for ruining the flow I had going over the last few posts. I guess showing up to the premiere of her crappy new movie in a bikini wouldn’t really fit the mood, but it might get her a little more attention. I know it would get mine. Anyhow, it’s nice to see her dressed in something other than her boring mom uniform or period pants. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Hilary Duff’s Sparkling Cleavage

Now that Hilary Duff has gone and married that hockey playing douche, it was only a matter of time before we’d see her running around town showing off her wedding ring. Here she is lugging around the giant rock while she runs some errands. We get it, you’re married, I’ll never get the chance to rub my genitals up against your genitals. You don’t have to keep rubbing it in my face… I was talking about the ring, the genitals I think I could handle. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Jennifer Aniston’s Boring Upskirt Pictures

Leave it to boring Jennifer Aniston to ruin any possibility of seeing her lady parts up her skirt while she gets out of an SUV, The woman just won’t do anything naughty. My penis has completely retreated back into my body looking at this crap. I don’t get it because she’s a hot single chick, she should be out there showing off her body in little bikinis and short shorts. At least make it look like you’d be dirty in bed, maybe then you’d land a man… For a little while. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Victoria Silvstedt Fancy Pants Bikini Pictures

Here’s model/professional freeloader Victoria Silvstedt hanging out in her little bikini at something called the Monte Carlo Beach Club in Monaco. Well excuse me. I wonder what a membership goes for at one of these places, and do they allow celebrity bloggers who swim with their t-shirts on? I’m getting kind of annoyed by all these pictures of her having a good time on some rich old dude’s dime. Why can’t some rich old lady ferry me around the Riviera in her private yacht? I may not look as good in a bikini, but I’ll definitely put out. more pictures of Victoria Silvstedt here

Blake Lively’s Cute Butt In Fancy Short Shorts

Leave it to a high end hottie like Blake Lively to even make short shorts look classy. Here she is on the set of her girlie TV show giving us a nice little look at just one of her many talents. I would have liked the short shorts to be a little shorter, these look like they could be bermuda shorts compared to some of the crap I see the chicks wearing these days, but I’ll take it. Besides, it’s Blake Lively and we’re in love… We are! She’s just too focused on her career right now to spend any time with me. more pictures of Blake Lively here

Shauna Sand in her Bikini Still Fucks up the Kids of the Day

Here are some more pictures of Shauna Sand ruining her young daughter. This is the kind of shit that reminds me of when I was growing up, before being taken away, where my mom was welcoming fat, old American men into our one room shanty, and I turned out fine…but when I was 14, I was friends with this welfare kid who had ADHD and was constantly getting into trouble. He was unshowered, always in dirty clothes, kinda like me today, but at the time he was the stinky kid in school. One day, he asked me to go to his house to pick up something, I walked in and his mother was walking around in lingerie, a dude was on the couch smoking a cigarette, in the middle of the day, and the kid just freaked the fuck out, cuz it happened on the regular…10 years ago, I saw the dude on the street, he was a drug dealing male escort and I guess all things worked out as his mom woulda expected, if she cared enough to expect anything other than another fix. All that to say is Shauna Sand is a horrible mother. She’s been in Playboy, porn and brings new pretty gay looking guys into her kids life that will either land her kid doing porn like mommy, or so conservative and lesbian that she won’t see dick like she was Susan Boyle. I guess we’ll have to wait and see, and in the meantime, Shauna Sand and her haggard slut face is here to entertain.

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Shauna Sand in her Bikini Still Fucks up the Kids of the Day

Melanie Brown Is Really Kinda Hot Frightening

I haven’t got a clue what Melanie Brown is up to in these pictures, probably on her way to a topless pillow fight with the rest of the Spice Girls , but I’ve always found her kind of attractive in a ‘I really shouldn’t do this’ kind of way… So here she is. I never really understood why her nickname was Scary Spice , I mean it’s not like she looks like a dude in drag or anything. Wink. more pictures of Melanie Brown here