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Rachel Bilson Is Still Pretty Cute

Even though Rachel Bilson hasn’t really done anything worth watching since, well ever actually, I still think she’s one of the cutest chicks in Hollywood and I keep putting her up on the site almost every time I get pictures of her. I don’t know why I put myself through this, she’s almost always wearing jeans, a shirt and those stupid sunglasses. I guess I’m hoping that one of these days she’ll wear something sexy…. Just for me. more pictures of Rachel Bilson here

Britney Spears Looking Pretty Damn Good

It’s kind of nice to finally see some pictures of Britney Spears that don’t involve iced frappuccinos or crazy lady nipples poking out all over the place. Here she is in the August issue of Cosmopolitan looking like a pretty normal hot chick. Unfortunately, Britney has been so off the wall for so many years that seeing her looking somewhat normal is pretty damn strange, like she’s taken a horse tranquilizer to keep the crazy at bay. Anyhow, luckily her tight little body makes me forget that she might stab me in my sleep and I still want to bang her. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Kelly Brook Keeps Up The Good Work

I knew that yesterday’s pictures of hottie Kelly Brook flashing us her tight little ass in spandex were going to be tough to beat, but I thought that these shots of her in her skin tight little dress walking around were almost as good. Obviously you can’t beat an ass in spandex , at least not without the money up front, but these are just as sexy in a different kind of way. They’re classier, like you could bring this one to church on Sunday or to a really high class strip club. more pictures of Kelly Brook here

Paris Hilton Trashy See Through Top Pictures

I’m kind of glad Paris Hilton seems to be back to her old self, I know, I can’t believe I just wrote that either but I already typed it out and I’m too lazy to delete it. Anyhow, first she was getting hammered on champagne and dancing around in a little pink swimsuit filming some sort of Euro trash music video, and now here she is in her slutty fishnet and bra combination. Welcome back princess. It’s only a matter of time before she flashes the old beef curtains. Good times. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Mila Kunis Is Too Damn Cute

Here’s Mila Kunis killing time under an umbrella on the set of some project she’s working on. I somehow doubt it’s a story about a young woman trying to find herself with a series of lesbo-erotic encounters, but I’m not giving up hope just yet. Anyhow, she’s just too damn cute, I want to take her home and squeeze her…. Forever. That was creepy. The good news is that her jeans look like they’re painted on…. I have some moist towelettes handy if she wants me to help her wash them off. more pictures of Mila Kunis here

Tila Tequila’s Sweet Asian Funbags

Here’s Tila Tequila showing off her sweet delicious funbags. I know many of you can’t stand her but personally, I find nothing sexier than a crazy Asian broad. I think it’s time that Tila and I make a d-list/celebrity blogger sex tape. It would really help out her career and not to mention my sex life. more pictures of Tila Tequila here

Gena Lee Nolin Is A Forgotten Hottie

My crotch had almost completely forgotten about Gena Lee Nolin , as had most of you I’m sure, but it’s nice to have a blast from the past on the site from time to time. Here she is clowning around in her sexy little hillbilly outfit. Get it? Clowning around…. Because she’s posing with that creepy sex offender for some event she was invited to for some reason. Anyhow, she still looks pretty good for a stay at home mom or whatever it is she’s doing now. Enjoy. more pictures of Gena Lee Nolin here

Ashley Greene Is Red Hot Goodness

I know that this is the second post I’ve done today featuring Ashley Greene’s awesome beauty, but she’s all dolled up at the 2010 ESPY Awards and I couldn’t just leave her hanging in her sexy red dress all alone. That’s just impolite. Besides, how am I ever going to get into her pants if I don’t put her up on the site from time to time? If you said in your imagination, you’re just not a nice person. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

Blake Lively Almost Gives Us A Peek

For a long time now I’ve been waiting patiently here in my mom’s basement at the Hollywoodtuna World Headquarters for a glimpse or even a chance of a glimpse up my future ex wife Blake Lively’s skirt. Everyone has different goals in life okay. Finally I thought today was going to be the day… I was wrong. Mother Nature is too ladylike and didn’t blow hard enough to get Blake’s skirt flapping in the wind so that the paparazzi to get me my money shot. Stupid Mother Nature always ruining my plans. more pictures of Blake Lively here

Ashley Greene’s Hotness Gets All Sweaty

I’m happy to report that Ashley Greene is Keeping herself nice and fit for me and my loyal readers. Here she is getting all hot and bothered after leaving the gym the other day in her sexy workout spandex. What do I have to do to get reincarnated as spandex? Is it just a matter of cutting a cheque or do I have to actually do something worthwhile for charity? Forget it, with my luck I’ll come back as spandex in some fat European dudes speedo. No thank you. more pictures of Ashley Greene here