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Cheryl Burke Bikini Pictures

Here’s Dancing With The Stars Hottie Cheryl Burke hanging out in her bikini in Miami the other day showing off the goods. I’m enjoying this. I guess I don’t have any reason not to enjoy this, she’s hot, somewhat of a celebrity and she’s wearing a bikini, that’s good enough for me. I suppose I would enjoy it more if I were lying next to her holding hands and talking about our future together, but for now I’ll just stare at her boobs. Call Me. more pictures of Cheryl Burke here

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures… Sort Of

Alright so I’m calling these Elizabeth Hurley pictures because it’s her store or she designed them or something like that so get off my back. Anyhow, here she is fully dressed launching her new line of bikinis the other day. I’m no expert, but if you’re trying to sell bikinis it might be a good idea to put one on. I’m just saying. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the fact that she’s getting touchy feely with a couple of chicks in bikinis and heels, but I would have liked to see her at least make an effort. I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels this way. more pictures of Elizabeth Hurley here

Jessica Simpson Tries Hard But Still Disappoints

Jessica Simpson isn’t exactly wowing us these days with her sexy outfits, I know she’s accepted that she’s soft and proud of it, but a little cleavage would really make things pop… In my pants. I couldn’t resist. Seriously though, her boobs look like one of those tubular throw pillows you see on a senior citizen’s couch. The pattern isn’t really helping either, it reminds me of those Magic Eye posters from the 90’s where you squint and see something like a penguin on an ice flow. Well, I’m squinting and all I see are fading memories of Jessica Simpson’s tight little body . Sigh. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

Kim Kardashian’s Secret Cleavage

What the hell? Kim Kardashian was doing such a great job convincing us with her recent cleavage shots that there’s more to her than just a big fat ass stuffed into various tight pants. So why now does she decide to cover up the goods? Her management team must think that we’re getting off topic and are going to do something big to get us focussed back on her posterior. I’m excited and a little frightened to find out what they have planned. I’ll keep you posted. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

The 82nd Annual Academy Awards Pictures

Hilary Duff Parking Meter Sexy Time

I think I may be getting a little too into hot celebrity chicks feeding dirty change into waiting coin slots , admitting you have a problem is the first step, but Hilary Duff just looks too sexy feeding this meter that I couldn’t resist. So hot, that long thin neck is just gorgeous. Yes, I’m talking about Hilary. What kinda weirdo is into parking meters? Anyhow, I think she’s on her way to the gym so hopefully soon I’ll have some nice Hilary Duff bikini pictures coming my way. Fingers crossed. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

I get really annoyed when 90210 hottie AnnaLynne McCord constantly blows kisses to the camera on the red carpet, she looks like an idiot, but when two Victoria’s Secret models like Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley do it I get that warm feeling deep in my crotch. To be fair, these two could be beating the crap out of a homeless man with a pillow case full of kitten heads and I’d think it was hot. Enjoy. more pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley here

Jessica Alba Gets A Little Obscene

Jessica Alba may think she’s very clever, pushing up her hipster glasses up with her middle finger like that, but she’s not fooling anyone and she’s more than a little rude. Actually, I don’t really give a crap, I’d like her to do to me exactly what she’s implying with this gesture. I won’t hold my breath. It’s funny because the girls down at the strip club do exactly the same thing when they dance for me… But believe me, what they’re pushing around I wouldn’t want anywhere near my face. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Kim Kardashian’s Tightly Wrapped Front Meat

This is what I like to see, Kim Kardashian making sexy faces while spraying her sweet cleavage with cheap perfume. I don’t really care about the perfume, I just like the tightly wrapped boobies she’s sporting. It’s too bad that Kim’s big ass gets all the attention because her front meat is quite enjoyable. Now if someone could replace that crappy perfume bottle with a water pistol filled with baby oil we’d be in business. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Lindsay Lohan Is Hot For Old Men

I tend to poke a lot of fun at Lindsay Lohan , but really I just want to spend a lot of time poking Lindsay Lohan. Ha! That was a pretty lame joke, but I’m not kidding, I want to do it with Lindsay Lohan. It’s that simple. Here she is at some sort of fashion garbage in Milan hanging out with an old man who’s obviously paying for the whole trip. One of these days I would like to become one of these old men who hangs out with hot young celebrity chicks on their fancy yachts. Except instead of a yacht, it would be my mother’s basement and we’re drinking gallons of orange soda. Good times. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here