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Avril Lavigne Shows Off Her Hotness Potential

Finally some pictures of Avril Lavigne dressed as an adult. You see what can happen when you put on a dress? Good things can happen, that’s what. Here she is at the London premiere of ‘Alice In Wonderland’ the other night looking absolutely hotter than a whore’s crotch. I’m glad it was a rainy night because I especially like that she’s all wet and glistening. I’m going to pretend that it’s baby oil not water and she just got back from an important lady’s only oil wrestling match…. Evening gown edition. So hot. more pictures of Avril Lavigne here

I think I’m Falling For Minka Kelly

Minka Kelly is doing it for me these days, I’m starting to get that warm fuzzy feeling deep in my pants and I don’t know what to do about it. This is so unexpected, normally this feeling is reserved for chicks with big blond hairdos and even bigger fake boobies. Here she is at some red carpet event looking almost too gorgeous to handle. That’s not true, I’m sure I could handle her just fine. I don’t think it will take very long. more pictures of Minka Kelly here

Courtney Cox Sweet Cougar Body

I’ve actually watched a few episodes of the Courtney Cox sitcom Cougartown and I kinda like it, not because it’s funny, but because Ms Cox seems to spend a lot of time running around chasing boys in tight little outfits or flashing the neighbors in her bikini . Hot. I want to move to this mysterious Cougartown , it seems to be filled with a lot of good looking promiscuous women. And I happen to love older promiscuous women. Notice how I didn’t say good looking, I live in my mother’s basement, at this point I just want to hump. more pictures of Courtney Cox here

Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobs In Short Shorts

Now that I know Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs are into douchebags , I bought myself an industrial size bucket of Lindsay Lohan self tanner and an Ed Hardy t-shirt which will be inappropriately too small once I’ve gained the mandatory extra douche weight. I was having a bit of trouble shaving a pencil thin chinstrap beard though, my stubble’s so light that I couldn’t really see it, so I dyed it jet black with some Just For Men gel. Hopefully she’ll like it as much as I like her denim short shorts. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Brooke Burke’s Chilly MILF Goodness

It seems that Brooke Burke’s scarf isn’t doing it’s job because it looks like she may be a little chilly out in her tank top the other day on her way to the hair salon. I can tell because of one very prominent goose-bump. I’m not complaining, I think it’s a good look and feel that more women should hit the streets wearing scarves that really make their nipples pop. more pictures of Brooke Burke here

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hides Her Birthday Butt

Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt had a birthday this past weekend and she decided to throw a lame 80’s theme party to celebrate it. I don’t know what to tell you, I was a teenager in the 80’s and I don’t remember any chicks looking like this. I do however remember going to school wearing a white suit and baby blue T-shirt, like the one detective James Crockett wore on Miami Vice , so if their were any girl like this they would have been all over me. That’s right. more pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt here

Cheryl Tweedy’s Sexy Angry Boobs

I love these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy looking pissed off getting out of her SUV the other day. That’s partly due to the fact that I happen to have a thing for bitchy looking women, just ask any of my ex girlfriends, but mostly because her boobs look absolutely spectacular. Seriously, look at those perky beauties, they’re amazing. They make me think of beautiful sunrises over the Mediterranean sea…. If those sunrises had boobs. Enjoy. more pictures of Cheryl Tweedy here

Kim Kardashian Shows Us Her Cupcakes

Apparently Kim Kardashian will put her name on pretty much anything, she’s got everything from diet pills to perfume, and now here she is promoting her very own vanilla cupcake mix. I can’t believe how retarded this crap is. That being said, I’m happy that she she wore such a tight fitting dress during the promo, it really highlights the only soft tender cupcakes that really matter. I’m talking about her boobs if you haven’t figured that out already. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Paris Hilton Swimsuit Pictures

Apparently Paris Hilton is in Rio de Janeiro doing lame promotional work for some sort of Brazilian beer that nobody has ever heard of or cares about. At least while she was there she decided to walk out onto her hotel room balcony for some sun in a little black bathing suit. I especially like that she’s pretending to drink the beer, what a great actress. She’s probably got cases of it stacked up in her room. Anyhow, you know the drill, Paris Hilton , bathing suit, boobies… Etc. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

I Approve Of Heidi Montag’s New Boobs

There’s been a lot of chatter about Heidi Montag’s extensive reconstructive surgeries over the last few weeks, I’ve tried to stay away from it, but I’ve got these pictures of her hosting some event the other day so I figured why not. Personally I don’t give a crap that she had all this plastic surgery, anything that will make her look less like that kid from Home Alone is a good thing in my books. Not to mention that her new big fat boobies are pretty impressive, although I think she could have gone bigger. I just wish she’d have that 180lb douche removed. Ha! more pictures of Heidi Montag here