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Jessica Alba Is The Perfect Role Model

I know this Valentine’s Day garbage is going to be absolutely terrible, make a shitload of money, and somehow make women everywhere wish their boyfriends or husbands were more like some douche character in the movie. Well guess what, we all wish that you were more like Jessica Alba , not because we think she’s romantic or a good person, simply because she’s hot as f@#k and would like to do it to her in the shower when you’re not looking. Deal with it. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Brooklyn Decker Is SI’s Swimsuit Cover Girl

I did it!!!! Finally one of the many bullshit predictions I’ve made over the years has come true. About this time last year I predicted that Brooklyn Decker would be on the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and I was f@#king right. Take that mom! They should call me Nostralame-ass . I hope that joke wasn’t too high brow for most of you, it’s a play on the word Nostradamus . Get it? Because much like he predicted catastrophic world events I predicted Brooklyn would be on the cover of SI . It’s the exact same thing just much much lamer. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I can’t figure out Rachel Bilson , she’s super cute so why the hell does she hide behind frumpy dresses like this yellow monstrosity? Obviously she doesn’t look terrible, but it just seems like such a waste to me. In these tough economic times people need an escape from reality, something that will take them away from the mundane grind of their everyday lives, like a happy ending massage or a set of Rachel Bilson dressed as a dominatrix pictures. Think of all the people she can help.

Jessica Biel Needs To Bring Sexy Back

What the hell has happened to Jessica Biel ? She used to be one of those chicks that was so intimidating because she always looked hot as f@#k, seemed like she was pretty smart and at least tried to choose movies that were half decent. Here she is at the premiere of what has to be one of the crappiest movies around, Valentine’s Day , dressed like she’s going to her junior prom. I’d like to blame Timberlake, but he seems like a pretty stylish guy who probably wouldn’t let this shit happen. The rumors about them breaking up must be true. more pictures of Jessica Biel here

Playboy Mansion Super Bowl Hotties

I’ve been in the celebrity blogging business for a long time now and I never once got invited to any sort of Super Bowl party. Cheese fries at mom’s house doesn’t f@#king count. If there’s one that I’ve always wanted to go to it’s the Playboy Super Bowl Party . A mansion filled with hot, probably intoxicated Playmates who couldn’t give a shit about football sounds like heaven to me. Not to mention that chances are they’re not the most intellectual of groups so I may actually have a chance. I’m not trying to be mean or anything, but come on, one of the girls is actually wearing a Chelsea football jersey. They’re a f@#king soccer team! more pictures of Playboy Bunnies here

Sophie Monk’s Hotness Is Therapeutic

Everyone knows how much I love Sophie Monk , so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that I’m posting pictures of her doing nothing… Again. My last therapist thought it was unhealthy for me to love someone who has no job and no prospect of a job, but I just can’t help myself, I showed him pictures of Sophie’s ass and he still didn’t think it was right

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Victoria’s Secret Models Get Mobile

Apparently these are pictures from some fashion show featuring Victoria Secret’s models wearing mobile internet themed dress lingerie. I’m aware that I know pretty much nothing about the fashion world, but what the f@#k are you talking about?

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Victoria Beckham Flashes Some Stylish Legs

Here’s Victoria Beckham and her boobies arriving at the airport the other day and showing off some sexy legs in the process.

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Reese Witherspoon Pumps It

Reese Witherspoon has always been a little too wholesome for my taste, she needs to sex it up a bit.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Breasts Are Worth Watching

Here’s Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of the movie Dear John last night. I have no idea what this movie is all about, but I hope it’s a big screen adaptation of the classic Judd Hirsch TV show of the same name. Anyhow, Amanda is showing off some nice cleavage so I had to post her

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