I think this went around last week, but I didn’t really bother with it, even though I think Christie Brinkley is great, so great that I’ve jerked off to her in Sports Illustrated in the 80s….when she was in her 40s…. People are shocked that she’s in her 60s and still looks like this, so she’s decided to put out a book on it, why not make money on it, because if you follow her regiment, you won’t look like this…but you can pretend, or she can pretend, because why not make the money on this freakish condition she has called being hot in her 60s….This is abnormal, this must involve plastic surgery… If you look at her genetics tainted by Billy Joel, who wrote Uptown Girl about her..in a girl named Alexa Ray Joel..you’ll see how these freakish Christie Brinkley looks ruin lives…. The only hope I have for this is that when the current Sports Illustrated models turn 60, no one will care…because they are such bottom feeding, glamour model quality now, I’d hate for them to milk it as hard as Christie Brinkley did… The post Christie Brinkley is a Freak of Nature of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Naomi Campbell the old as fuck, black as night, amazingly bitchy, British model, who is officially a lingerie designer…and by lingerie designer I mean the team at Yamamay sent her people 100 designs and she picked her favorites…and maybe, just maybe, offered a few changes that her expertise as a model for the last 3 decades can offer, in terms of how to make it just a little bit better, tricks of the trade…or some shit.. She’s still got a rockin’ body, it’s the African in her, because she’s very fucking African looking, in case you’re blind…and she looks fine in the lingerie, but I prefer when she’s terrorizing people on planes, being a horribly spoiled person…because she was paid a lot of money, coddled and able to be a very spoiled person…who could throw real fucking tantrums… I guess, she’s got limited ways to keep the money coming in, and these people fucking love the money coming in, so why not do it with underwear girls everywhere can soak through with various bodily fluids…from shit to period to squirt…to yeast infection…because being the receptor of those things or the producer of those things…seems appropriate. The post Naomi Campbell’s Doing Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence is taking a lesson out of the Taylor Swift school of bullshit friendships to show the world you’re a normal, tolerable person…and like Taylor Swift, her “friend”…she is now creating her own army…of comedians.. I guess in her quirky, weirdness, she feels as though she’s a comedian at heart…maybe a comedic genius and that’s why she falls all the time, or says insane things all the time, and it has nothing to with her being some mentally fucked up, sold to hollywood at a young age by her parents, before selling herself out to a franchise movie that makes her big fucking money, while doing other big box office roles for Academy awards, because the stories are more compelling…and they still pay her her rate…because she’s so high in demand…something that I find amazing, but not as amazing as her tits…tits I decided I liked and tits that made her more interesting to me…after she leaked her sexts…to make her seem more human and have sex appeal she knew she had but was too awkward to really have… So now, these Comedians who are ultra fucking famous, because “comedy”…is the new reality star, and comedians get into the hearts of everyone…through laughter…even if they are like this Brown dude and the jokes are fucking safe and lame…because men are encouraged to be tame, pansies now…or like Amy Schumer…where they are just some fat chick making jokes about getting gang banged…and throat fucked…because girls are encouraged to be raunchy now…both of whom are Jennifer Lawrence’s crew…who she piggy backs….even though any immasculated dude letting a chick piggy back ride him…probably also lets a chick peg him… This is lame… . TO SEE THE REST OF THIS WEIRD GROUPIE SHIT CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Gives Dudes Piggy Back Rides of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Naomi Campbell, or as we like to call her, Midnight, because she reminds me of a black stripper in her 40s I once fell in love with because of her unique smell off too much perfume and black chick….coupled with the fact that black girls just don’t age like white girls…and into their 80s can be round assed, smooth skinned, goddesses…if they have the right athletic body type, because as you know, if you’ve been to Walmart and you have, that no all black girls are long, tall and lean..but rather…that round ass is round everything all jacked up with Diabetes as they drink their sugary drinks and eat their processed food…becuase America likes to oppress black people…while Europe and I guess Russia like to make them millionaires…like they did with Naomi Campbell…one of the most sour models in the history of models…with a diva personality far more interesting than Beyonce, or Oprah…. I am a fan, and not just because she still looks good naked…but because this is 25 years after she first started getting naked… The post Naomi Campbell for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Today, when Black people talk about economic disenfranchisement, the sentiment is often met with the argument that Blacks should pull themselves up by their bootstraps or stop “being lazy.” In reality though, there were many Blacks, after the abolition of slavery who did just that. And instead of being commended for their efforts, their homes and businesses were bought out or, in most cases, burned down. It happened to a Black enclave called Seneca Village in what is now Central Park. It certainly happened throughout the south. And perhaps, most famously, in Tulsa, Oklahoma in what was known as Black Wall Street, the wealthiest Black community in the United States at the time… Dr. Olivia Hooker was one of the survivors of this racially motivated attack, which she refuses to call a riot. Hooker, who is now 100, was just six-years-old when her community was burned down, destroyed forever. Earlier this year, during her 100th birthday celebration, Hooker spoke with the Wall Street Journal and recalled the day… [ MadameNoire ] Streaming Service Takes Effortless Dating To New Levels With “Netflix And Chill” Button Cuffing season is upon us, which means that “Netflix and Chill” dates will be in full effect in just a few short weeks. And apparently, Netflix would like to take effortless dating to new levels. According to Fortune, the popular streaming service introduced a prototype device called “The Switch,” which allows you to turn on the television, launch Netflix, dim the lights and activate the “Do Not Disturb” feature on you (and bae’s) cell phones with the push of a button… Currently, the product is still just a prototype; however, the Netflix website offers a step-by-step manual for techies interested in creating their own. [ MadameNoire ] Jay Z Asks Judge To Delay “Big Pimpin” Lawsuit Jay Z didn’t pass the bar but he knows a little bit. Which is why he’s representing himself at the now sensationalized “Big Pimpin” lawsuit that has been eight years in the making. However, the trial’s drawn out chain of events or the successful millionaire rapper born Shawn Carter playing esquire isn’t the case’s biggest story at the moment. One would think Jay Z, 45, would want the “Big Pimpin” lawsuit put behind him but according to new court documents filed this past Friday, he’s asking a judge to delay the proceedings, which were supposed to begin Monday, October 13… [ HipHopWired ] Naomi Campbell Poses Nude For ‘Lui’ Magazine [ VibeVixen ] Cindy Crawford — Here’s What I Really Look Like In A Bikini [ TMZ ] Poet Passionately Explains Why Ebonics Is The Backbone Of Black Culture [ HuffingtonPost ] Yikes, George Clooney’s Wife Amal Alamuddin Shows Photographers More Than She Meant To, And They Are In ‘Flash-Shot’ Heaven [ StarPulse ]
Naomi Campbell has more than just a bad attitude…she’s also got nipples. The post Naomi Campbell Topless for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Back in February, Lady Gaga posted a creepy teaser for American Horror Story: Hotel. The 7-second clip told us that Gaga would appear in the new season, but told us nothing about the plot or her character. Since then, slightly more substantial AHS: Hotel teasers have been released, but the secrecy surrounding Gaga’s character remained. American Horror Story Hotel Teaser: Is That Lady Gaga? Now, creator Ryan Murphy is opening up for the first time what we can expect once the Mother Monster checks in. “Her character’s name is Elizabeth,” said Murphy in a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly. “She owns the hotel, and she is sort of a very wealthy social doyenne who is consumed with art and fashion and people and she has a nefarious plan that is revealed in the first episode and plays out over the course of the season. She starts shooting on Monday.” A wealthy, art-obsessed fashionista with a healthy dose of creepiness? Sounds like Gaga won’t have to stretch too far for this role. She also won’t be the only big-name celeb on the set, as the show’s IMDB page reveals that the first episode will feature Angela Bassett, Naomi Campbell, Matt Bomer and, of course, Kathy Bates. It remains to be seen if Jessica Lange will return for more Horror, but Murphy has confirmed “people that you have known from other seasons” will be making appearances.
Let’s be honest, you don’t need The Bachelorette spoilers to tell you this season has become a two-man race between Shawn Booth and Nick Viall. (You may want to read said spoilers if you’re curious how this epic twist revealed the winner … just as an aside. Do with that link what you will.) Heading into next Monday night, there are still five guys left in the running, but only the aforementioned duo gets air time in ABC’s preview: The Bachelorette Season 11 Episode 9 Promo From day one, Shawn’s been a contender, earning Kaitlyn Bristowe’s first impression rose and vying to become the first Bachelorette winner to do so. Then along came Nick Viall, the runner-up from Andi Dorfman’s season (and winner of her first impression rose, as coincidence would have it). His chemistry with Kaitlyn was instant and potent, leading to a (not really) shocking sexual encounter hookup weeks before the Fantasy Suite. Shawn has already made it very clear that he dislikes Nick, so imagine how he reacts when she “comes clean” about having sex with Nick. SPOILER ALERT: Booth is pissed! He is so “distraught” over it, in fact, that he threatens to walk off the show as a result. Or at least feign it for the sake of dramatic teaser clips. Probably the latter, but a show insider reveals that all editing aside, in his head, “Shawn just couldn’t get over it. He was obsessed.” “He was more upset that it was Nick.” “He asked Kaitlyn, ‘Why him?'” Booth’s confidant dishes. “He didn’t understand why, out of all the guys, it was Nick she had to sleep with.” As for Viall’s perspective on all this? “Nick felt he had tried to get to know him and was rebuffed,” the insider spills. “He didn’t have any respect for the way Shawn was handling himself.” “Shawn never gave him a chance.” “Nick and Shawn never end up making peace on the show” either, says the source. “It’s one of the most bitter rivalries the franchise has ever seen.” Game F–king On. View Slideshow: 21 Hottest Women of The Bachelor: Who’s #1?
Don’t cry for Teresa Giudice, people. Yes, The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is behind bars in Connecticut at the moment. But she deserves to be there for being a deceitful law-breaker, for starters. And she’ll also make plenty of bank once she’s released in a few months. We previously reported that Giudice will be receiving quite a raise from Bravo when she returns to The Real Housewives of New Jersey next year. And now the awful reality star’s attorney has confirmed that Teresa will be releasing a memoir about her time as an inmate. The memoir will be based on the diaries Giudice has been keeping ever since she starting doing time for various counts of fraud. “It’s going to be about growing up from humble beginnings,” lawyer James J. Leonard Jr. tells Us Weekly about the planned book, adding: “She will also tell the story everyone is dying to know: what life is like behind bars.” Yes, we’re all dying to know what life behind bars as a minimum security prison is like, especially when Giudice has so far revealed such juicy nuggets as the color of her soy burger. Perhaps anyone curious about jail ought to watch Orange is the New Black online instead of paying to line the pockets of someone already rich and famous and really, really, really terrible. Just a suggestion.
