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Lindsay Lohan Got An Award For Something

Posted on July 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Since I just can’t seem to quit these freckled funbags, here’s Lindsay Lohan picking up some award at a gala dinner for some Italian film festival I’ve never heard of before for her “contribution to cinema,” according to my sources. Huh, maybe she’s got a sex tape coming out or something that we don’t know about. Either that or they figured presenting her with a statue was the best way to actually get Lindsay and that famous cleavage of hers to show up for dinner. Which actually isn’t such a bad idea. I should try that! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Daphne Joy Busts Out Big Time!

Posted on July 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Since you guys know how much I love busty nobodies, and how much those nobodies like showing up to lame events, here’s Daphne Joy at the flagship store opening for something called ShopTheRunway.com. I’ve never heard of them before, but considering how much goodness Daphne is busting out here, I might have to consider opening up my own store if girls this hot will actually turn up. Granted, I’m not sure what we’d sell yet, but that part doesn’t really matter anyway. If I wanted to try to convince hot wannabes to hang out with me and actually make money, I wouldn’t have started a blog. Duh. Photos: WENN.com

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Alla Kostromichova in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alla Kostromichova. She is a model. A model who wears bikinis in magazines like Harper’s Bazaar. I’ve never heard of her, but I appreciate the picture of her humping the air like she is at a gynecological exam…because I guess I like my bitches pap smeared… I don’t know what that means, but it was disgusting. Here are the pics.

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Aubrey O’Day’s Funbag Show!

Posted on July 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

We don’t see Aubrey O’Day around too much anymore, but here she is proving that her 15 minutes aren’t up yet with one hell of a performance at Universal CityWalk’s Music Spotlight Series. I’ve never heard any of Aubrey’s songs before, but I still think she was a great choice. Because if there’s anybody that deserves a spotlight, it’s Aubrey and those awesome funbags of hers. Is it too late for an encore? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Annalynne McCord Knows How To Dress

Posted on July 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Annalynne McCord yawning on the red carpet for something called BenchWarmer’s annual Stars & Stripes Celebration. And I don’t blame her for being a little bored, considering A) I’ve never heard of this thing before, and B) they clearly made a big mistake by forgetting to invite everybody’s favorite blogger. So to make up for it, Annalynne should swing by my July 4th party on Friday. And as long as she wears another dress just like this, I promise there will be plenty of fireworks going off. Just to be clear, I’m talking about the action in my pants. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Super Hottie Rayana Ragan

Posted on July 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Rayana Ragan before coming across these awesome bikini pictures, but she reminds me of another hottie, I just can’t figure out who. Oh well, maybe if I keep staring at these pictures long enough, it’ll eventually come to me. Actually, it probably won’t, since my brain is pretty much fried after years of blogging, but I figure there’s got to be worse ways to spend the rest of my day than with my face three inches from the computer screen drooling over this cutie in a bikini. » view all 18 photos

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Maja Krag photographed by Niklas Hoejlund for Tush Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Maja Krag and she’s pretty fucking amazing in these nude pictures for some magazine I’ve never heard of called TUSH MAGAZINE…shot by photographer who I now like named NIKLAS SHOEJLUND …because any motherfucker who gets a girl naked for anything as obscure as TUSH MAGAZINE, because it has the name MAGAZINE in it and aspiring models love that shit, is a friend of mine. In fact, I am changing the name of the site to DRUNKENSTEPFATHER MAGAZINE…now what the hot naked model bitches flood in…. I mean these Maja Krag tits for fashion or for anything are perfect.

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Anna Griffin Is One Busty Cougar

Posted on June 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

You guys probably know by now that the only magazines I read on a regular basis are the ones they have to send you in a black plastic bag, so I’ve never heard of this Coco Eco Magazine before, or its busty cougar editor-in-chief Anna Griffin . But now that I have, I’ve decided I want to become a regular subscriber. Not to the magazine of course, I meant to pictures of Anna’s cleavage. Now that’s something I’d definitely be interested in getting sent to me every month. Where do I sign up? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Sean McFarlane by David Hauserman for C-Heads of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

C-Heads is a fashion magazine or collective that gets less famous models like this girl SEAN being shot by a photographer named David Hauserman I may have never heard of, but who could be a big deal, cuz I’m more about the girls getting half naked, or fully naked for art and fashion and some instagram hits…the fact that everyone is a model…works for me.

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Eliza Cummings Will Blow Your Mind!

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Damn. I’ve never heard of this Eliza Cummings chick, but according to my research, she’s a British model, which makes sense, since all the hot ones usually are. Anyway, I’m digging this black-and-white photoshoot she did, because as you all know, black-and-white pictures make anything instantly classy, even wet t-shirts and handbras. But add a British accent to that and it looks like I’m gonna have to bust out the fancy Kleenex and my opera glasses for these.

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