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Kelli Berglund in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t really know if this picture is even interesting…I’ve never heard of this girl. Her name Kelli Berglund who is on some Disney bullshit, that I assume is garbage, but that I am sure at least one creepy dad has masturbated to… But she’s 18, in a bikini, and when coupled with Disney pharma hormone therapy they call “Peter Pan Treatment”…she looks 14…so of course you fucking creepers are all about this shit…So here is some of her dancing….to bring life to her bikini pic….

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Kelli Berglund in a Bikini of the Day

Meet Hot Model Shelby Keeton

Shelby Keeton is another model I’ve never heard of, but now that I’ve found her, I think she’d make the perfect future ex-wife. She’s blond, fit and has a perfect little booty. That pretty much all I look for in a mate. Anyway, I’ll let you look through her pics, but make sure to do so respectfully. This is my future ex-wife we’re dealing with.

Daria Oleksenko for Bambi Magazine of the Day

Daria Oleksenko is my kind of girl…. I know nothing about her at all…but I feel like I know all I need to know…and that is that with the right venue like BAMBI MAGAZINE … one of those “We aren’t smut, we use actual models in our nudes, because nudes are fashionable and artistic”…a mantra I firmly believe in because it get girls like Daria Oleksenko… aspiring models, at least that’s what I assume they are, since I’ve never heard of her, naked…and you know what…it worked…and it’s amazing…

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Daria Oleksenko for Bambi Magazine of the Day

Meet Nicola Peltz

Since I always like finding new up-and-coming hotties to drool over, here’s Nicola Peltz and her super cute cleavage at some studio presentation for CinemaCon. I’d never heard of her before this, but according to my research, Nicola’s set to be the new hottie in the new Transformers movie, AKA the girl we’ll all be drooling over in a couple months. So here’s hoping Nicola follows a better career path than Megan Fox did, specifically one that involves a high-profile relationship with a certain blogger. Fingers crossed. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Bryana Holly Was Made To Wear Lingerie

Since the last time I introduced you guys to Bryana Holly didn’t work out quite the way I hoped, I figured it was probably time to try this whole Tuna Bump thing again. And somehow I doubt any of you are going to complain, considering there’s some seriously hot lingerie pictures involved. So here’s Bryana doing another great photoshoot, and maybe now I’ll finally hear back from her on that marriage proposal on mine. And hopefully my sex tape proposal too. Fingers crossed. » view all 36 photos

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Deimante Guobyte Has One Lucky Pooch

Up until about five seconds ago, I’d never heard of Lithuanian model Deimante Guobyte before. But after these pictures, now she’s my number one choice for my pooch’s next playdate. Who cares if her Jessica Alba bikini ass pose still needs a little work ? Because if there’s one thing I love even more than a hot bikini model, it’s a hot bikini model with a cute dog. Even if I am slightly jealous that he gets to motorboat her and I don’t. Lucky guy. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Meet Hottie Kelly Gale

If you’ve never heard of Kelly Gale before, get ready to start seeing a whole lot more of her in the near future, because apparently the Swedish hottie is one of the newest Victoria’s Secret models. Which means it’s time to welcome her with the usual two-part initiation process: first I cyber-stalk research Kelly on Instagram , then I try to convince her that every new VS model has to spend one full night in my mom’s basement as part of her hazing. I figure it’s got to work one of these days.

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Malgosia Bela for LUI Magazine of the Day

Malgosia Bela is some 36 year old model…Polish fashion model…she I’ve never heard of her but she did do the Pirelli Calendar in 2009…and again in 2012…making her a professional Pirelli calendar model…and now you’ve seen her naked in LUI magazine…and it’s not bad even though she’s 100 fucking years old at least in terms of modelling.

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Malgosia Bela for LUI Magazine of the Day

My Future Russian Bride Natalia Proza Is Still Modelling Water!

Once again, we have my future Russian bride Natalia Proza modelling for 138 Water. I’m starting to think that 138 is a fictitious water company because A) I never heard of them and B) this is their 3rd week shooting for this ad campaign. I mean, how long does it take to put a simple ad concept together? Hmm.. I have a feeling that this is some rich guys brilliant scheme to hang around hot chicks. Smart.

Meet Russian Model/Cutie Natalia Prozorova

I’ve never heard of Natalia Prozorova before and after spending the last 5 minutes Googling her, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m just posting a random hot chick that I assume is a model. Anyway, if any of you know who she is or know of a way I can get in contact with her “agency”, I’d really like to make her my Russian bride and I’m prepared to make an offer.