It’s been almost three months since Kourtney Kardashian dumped Scott Disick , and the 32-year-old Douche Lord seems to be adjusting to single life quite nicely. Of course, that’s not too surprising, as he lived like he was single even when he and Kourtney were together. What is surprising is that Scott claimed that he’s doing just fine without the aspect of life with Kourtney that we thought he would miss the most – her money. Asked about how he’s doing post split during a recent club appearance, Disick gave the douchiest response imaginable: “I’ve been making money since I was a kid, and I’ll keep making money so I am not worried about it,” Scott told Us Weekly. “I am feeling good.” He then took the stage, where he promised a crowd of partiers that he would “blow the roof off this motherf–ker.” Several hours later, Disick was reportedly spotted leaving club with a half-dozen groupies. No word on whether he was once again so drunk that he got in the wrong car . Only Scott could be asked a question about how he’s doing after being kicked to the curb by the mother of his three children and respond with, “Well, I’m still making money without having to do any real work, so it’s all good.” Interestingly, insiders recently revealed that Kourtney has vowed to leave Scott broke . Guess after all those years together, she knows how to hit him where it hurts. View Slideshow: 12 Times Scott Disick Was a Total Douche
Last time we checked on George Zimmerman, he was telling his 11,000 Twitter followers that if Obama had a son he would be a murderer. Something of an ironic comment coming from an actual murderer, but bizarrely, it was favorited and re-tweeted hundreds of times, because somehow, George Zimmerman still has admirers. In fact, one of them recently tweeted him a photo of Trayvon Martin’s dead along with a caption reading, “Z-Man is a one man army.” Zimmerman retweeted the photo and it remained on his page until it was taken down by moderators, because apparently the folks who run Twitter don’t want the site to be a place where admitted killers can display gruesome photos of their victims. Go figure. Of course, his is far from the first time that Zimmerman has been embroiled in controversy since he was acquitted for killing Martin in 2013. Zimmerman has been arrested for domestic violence on more than one occasion. He’s been involved in multiple violent altercations, one of which resulted in Zimmerman being shot following a road rage incident. Most recently, he incurred the wrath of the Internet when he claimed that killing Martin was part of “God’s plan.” So yeah, in case you were wondering – George Zimmerman is still the absolute worst. View Slideshow: 17 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People
It is about to be totally on between Justin Bieber and One Direction. On November 13, both the solo artist and the attractive quartet will release wildly-anticipated new albums, forcing fans of hot young singers to choose between records. And the Winner is? Justin Bieber Click Here To Vote for Justin One Direction Click Here To Vote for One It is about to be on! Justin Bieber and One Direction will both drop new albums on November 13. You can only choose one. Whose will you purchase first? View Poll » In one corner, there’s the Justin Bieber comeback CD. Bieber spent more of 2014 acting like a pretty big douchebag, driving really quickly; hurling eggs at neighbors; peeing in restaurant buckets; and generally acting like the king of the world. He has spent the past few months trying to make amends via shirtless underwear photos and acts of pretty awesome kindness . In the other corner, there’s Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne. Their upcoming album, titled “Made in the A.M.,” will not only be their first studio release without Zayn Malik; it will also be their last studio release before they take a lengthy hiatus . Heck, it may be their last studio release ever if the greatest fears of millions of fans are realized. So the stakes are pretty high here on both sides. The abs are pretty chiseled. The competition is about to begin. The only question that remains, the issue you must ponder and then vote on in the poll above in this: WHOSE ALBUM WILL YOU PURCHASE FIRST? View Slideshow: Justin Bieber Instagram Photos
Even though nude photos of Rihanna don’t exactly constitute breaking news, we here at THG remain steadfast in our believe that some things simply never old. RiRi’s tan-lined underboob is like your Facebook newsfeed: you know you’ve seen it all before, but you still can’t stop yourself from checking it out. And look! Further reinforcing the notion that some things never change, and that’s perfectly okay – Rihanna is smoking weed ! These photos were taken in Brazil, where apparently RiRi is on vacation at the moment. It’s tough to tell because her vacation life looks exactly like her day-to-day life. We like to imagine a world where Rih works in a cubicle doing data entry or some crap, but she still shows up every day in a bikini with a lit blunt dangling from her lips. Since there’s a good chance you’re at your desk right now fiending for the weekend, we recommend that you don’t roll your eyes at the familiar sight of naked, weed-smoking Rihanna , but instead allow yourself to live the bikinis and blunts lifestyle vicariously. Sure, it’s late September, but it’s always summer and it’s always 4:20 on Rihanna’s Instagram page. She’s basically Willie Nelson, if Willie Nelson was always half naked.
It may be Friday, and folks around the nation may be enjoying a few rays of sunshine before the weather turns cold, and the Pope may be gracing America with his presence. But this is still a tragic day for millions of young men and women around the globe. Okay, mostly millions of women around the globe. But the point still remains: Zayn Malik quit One Direction on March 25, 2015. That’s six months ago today. As a result, the hashtag “#6MonthsWithoutZayn” has been trending worldwide on Twitter, with one user summing up most people’s feelings by writing of One Direction at the moment. “4 in our eyes. But 5 in our hearts.” How true, right? Another 1Der Tweeted “Still waiting for you to come home even though I know that you won’t change your mind,” while another simply wrote: “I’m emotional.” We all are, especially due to how crazy everything has been since Zayn left. Malik has since split from fiancee Perrie Edwards. He’s also signed a solo record deal, saying he left One Direction to make real music . OUCH. One Direction, meanwhile, has announced the release date of its next album (November 13). But it’s also made a far more heartbreaking announcement: the group will take an extended hiatus in 2016 . If the boy band never reunites, the outcry from Twitter may very well take down the entire social media universe.
It may be Friday, and folks around the nation may be enjoying a few rays of sunshine before the weather turns cold, and the Pope may be gracing America with his presence. But this is still a tragic day for millions of young men and women around the globe. Okay, mostly millions of women around the globe. But the point still remains: Zayn Malik quit One Direction on March 25, 2015. That’s six months ago today. As a result, the hashtag “#6MonthsWithoutZayn” has been trending worldwide on Twitter, with one user summing up most people’s feelings by writing of One Direction at the moment. “4 in our eyes. But 5 in our hearts.” How true, right? Another 1Der Tweeted “Still waiting for you to come home even though I know that you won’t change your mind,” while another simply wrote: “I’m emotional.” We all are, especially due to how crazy everything has been since Zayn left. Malik has since split from fiancee Perrie Edwards. He’s also signed a solo record deal, saying he left One Direction to make real music . OUCH. One Direction, meanwhile, has announced the release date of its next album (November 13). But it’s also made a far more heartbreaking announcement: the group will take an extended hiatus in 2016 . If the boy band never reunites, the outcry from Twitter may very well take down the entire social media universe.
Thursday on Teen Mom 2 Season 6 Episode 12, Jo became increasingly agitated by Kailyn’s threats of legal action in their ongoing custody war. Meanwhile, Leah returned from treatment and Jenelle … was Jenelle. Hardcore. Chelsea had some pink hair. And much more! Let’s recap: Watch Teen Mom 2 Season 6 Episode 12 Online Picking up where we left off last Thursday, Teen Mom 2 Season 6 Episode 12 was also the season finale, and a gripping one at that. Well, not for Chelsea Houska. Her longtime boyfriend, Cole DeBoer, moved in with her to cap off the least eventful season in memory. Meanwhile, Adam Lind is still under the delusion that he’s a good parent, which is even more infuriating than his actions. Moving on. Jenelle Evans is out of jail and hoping to move forward, telling her mom of Nathan Griffith,“I just don’t want anything to do with him.” “Oh, thank God,” Babs told her. “I’m proud of you.” “It’s great to see you finally came to your senses.” Come on. Do you w atch Teen Mom 2 online , Babs?! Despite all of their drama, arrests, restraining orders and Jenelle assaulting Nathan’s girlfriend , Griffith seems like he still wants her bad. Will he weasel his way back into her life once more? Jenelle doesn’t seem to be on the same wavelength, though, which can only be a good thing given how toxic their relationship has been. She thanked her mom for taking care of Jace all these years – and for taking care of her, as well – in an emotional and mature exchange. “I’m glad you were here to help me through all of this. I look back and realize he would be in a foster home [if it weren’t for you].” “I’m glad you realize that, Jenelle, because it’s been a long haul, and I never took him away because I wanted to,” Barbara said. Could these two be finally turning over a new leaf?! View Slideshow: Barbara Evans: A Tribute to Jenelle’s Mahhh Down in Delaware, Kailyn Lowry seemed to be on better terms with husband Javi Marroquin. Not so much with baby daddy Jo Rivera. The two squared off again after Jo showed up late – if at all – to Isaac’s events, then had it out over the fact that he can’t support him. That’s right, he misses these events and is unemployed . “Yeah it’s always possible for me to get a job,” he said. “But when [Isaac]’s here for a week, he’s not going to be able to be with me. I’m not going to be able to spend my time with him.” “Every f–king moment of it, because that’s what I do.” “Can you understand how that’s hard for me to see when you’re missing huge things?” Kailyn asked. “I feel like I have to do the legal stuff now.” Javi had her back on this one, telling her: “He’s not struggling financially, I don’t want to hear that. He’s lazy … he just doesn’t want to get a job.” No one has ever accused Corey Simms of the same. Leah Messer’s former husband is nothing if not concerned and actively involved in the lives of his daughters with Leah Messer, Ali and Aleeah. Emphasis on concerned, with Leah out of rehab. And while they officially got divorced while Leah was in treatment , her second ex-husband Jeremy Calvert was at the airport to pick her up. She seemed energetic and full of life, like a whole new person, until reality came crashing down and there were custody woes to deal with. Leah drove off in a cloud of dust, refusing to talk to Miranda Patterson , Corey Simms’ wife, whom he brought along to their meeting. The reunion should be a whole lot of fun. View Slideshow: Leah Messer Bad Parenting Excuse Hall of Fame
The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice is getting out of prison before you know it, and a good thing too for her libido. In the upcoming Bravo special about her time in jail , viewers will be treated to phone conversations between Teresa and Joe Giudice. Viewers will only see Joe, who is on camera; Teresa can be heard on the jail phone, presumably with subtitles added in post-production. During one call, Teresa pleads for phone sex, and Joe laughs it off. Maybe he’s just not that kinky? Not that into her anymore? Or it’s just not the right time? There are TV cameras two inches from his face. It gets worse/better. Teresa talks about creating a fantasy life behind bars , and how all she wants is to ride Joe ’til the cows come home. She was able to watch Magic Mike (it’s minimum security) and says she pictured Joe’s face on Channing Tatum’s body as he grinded. We don’t even know what to say other than that we’ll be looking at some Charlotte McKinney photos to cleanse our mental palette. As for whether she’s interested in getting any from the other “team” behind bars … Teresa says she has had no such interactions. Yet. She says she “hears plenty of it,” however, and we don’t doubt it. If there’s anything we know because we watch Orange is the New Black online , though, is that prison does crazy s–t to people sexually. We’re not saying she has to become a lesbian full time, but no one is judging people who experiment, and you do what you gotta do. The special airs October 11; Teresa gets out early next year.
Khloe Kardashian’s former husband Lamar Odom is back … on Instagram, at least, after several months away from the social media site. The former NBA star has been all over Insta, sharing pics of himself playing for the L.A. Lakers and the University of Rhode Island Rams. Khloe’s ex, 35, also shared a picture of a healthy meal! “Mmmmm,” Odom captioned the pic of grilled chicken with rice and avocado next to three hard boiled eggs and a purple smoothie. Delish. Goes well with a side of crack rocks. #toosoon? In addition to food porn, Odom shared a photo of an old newspaper clipping from his days as a prized player at Christ the King H.S. Back in 1997, Lamar was one of the nation’s top recruits; Odom went on to play one year at URI before making the jump to the NBA. Since then, his rise and fall have been well documented. It’s been a particular rough year for the athlete, who tragically lost two close friends, Jamie Sangouthai and Bobby Heyward , to drug overdoses. He also finalized his divorce from Khloe Kardashian, 31, in July, nearly two years after the famous pair first split up and he spiraled out of control. In the premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 11 last weekend, Lamar’s ex revealed that she still regularly checks up on Odom. “I don’t believe in just acting like that relationship never existed,” Kardashian said at one point, and this valid statement also begs the question: Will we see Lamar accost Khloe at SoulCycle on the E! show? Guess we’ll have to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online and find out. View Slideshow: Khloe and Lamar in Happier Times
It's always hilarious when some random d-bag is caught flipping out on video . Many of our most cherished viral gems are the result of some hero having the presence of mind to break out his iPhone because they sense that that lady who missed the ferry is gonna freak out . But for all the candid outrage we've witnessed in the past, it's possible that no one has demonstrated as much delusional furor as this random Brooklyn jogger who's so pissed that someone bumped into him that he launches into an epic tirade about “white privilege.” It's worth noting that said jogger is totally white. “You’re new in the neighborhood! I’ve been in this neighborhood,” the dude screams at the parents who dared push their stroller in the way of his jogging route. “The only reason why white people like you live in this neighborhood is because I settled this fucking neighborhood for you!” He then screams “white privilege” repeatedly, because apparently he was reading Buzzfeed earlier, or something. You can see why this man has been dubbed “the Christopher Columbus of Brooklyn.” Were it not for him, the borough of 2.6 million may have gone unsettled forever. God bless you, rage-bro.
