Jessica Simpson really is ready to pop. With the expecting mother growing larger everyday, Simpson posted a funny picture to Instagram today, making a silly face while placing a balloon under her sweater and including with it a simple caption: “Metaphor.” Who could have guessed that Jessica Simpson knew what metaphor meant, huh? Take a note, Kim Kardashian : this is how you deal with jokes about your pregnancy weight. Jessica and Eric Johnson are expecting their second child next month.
Tonight on The Bachelorette , Desiree Hartsock will begin dating the men of season 9! Who will get the first solo date? Which of the guys will she take on a group date? Will there be man tears? One thing’s for sure, there will be a rap video with Soulja Boy . We’ll find out all of this and more now in our THG +/- recap. (Of course, if you don’t want to wait, you can always skip ahead to The Bachelorette spoilers . We won’t tell!) The guys and their muscles move into the house and Chris Harrison explains the dating scenario. Any guy who doesn’t get a rose on a one-on-one date is going home immediately. The lucky winner of the first one-on-one date is Brooks ! He looks a lot like Steve Howey so I have trouble taking him seriously. Des doesn’t though, so good for her. She picks him up in her baby blue Bentley and instead of letting him drive, she takes the wheel. Plus 8 . To show him her life, she takes him to a bridal shop and dresses him up in a series of tuxes, the first of which is very monochrome. It ain’t easy being green, Brooks. Minus 2 (for my awful joke). They don wedding attire and pretend to be newlyweds at a cupcake truck. Plus 2 . It’s the 90th anniversary of the Hollywood sign, so they get special snowflake status and have a date overlooking all of Los Angeles. That’s cool. And then Desiree calls it a fairy tale and I roll my eyes. Minus 4. Brooks is willing to let his heart get broken over and over if it means finding The One at the end. He seems like a good guy. Plus 10 . First kiss goes to Brooks!! Plus 20! On the way home, Des gets “lost” in a less than savory part of town and convinces Brooks to help her move some signs marking that the road is closed. But it’s a set-up. Their dinner is on the bridge. It’s beautiful. At dinner, Brooks asks her about her life and her family. She wants what her parents have and Brooks’, whose parents are divorced, has trouble articulating what he wants in marriage. Brooks and his dad didn’t speak for 6 years after his parents’ divorce and as he talks to Des, there are tears in his eyes. If she doesn’t give him a rose after that, well, she should just go ahead and give him a rose. And she does. Rose to Brooks. Another kiss to Des. Plus 4 . Andy Grammer and his band are set up at the far end of the bridge to give Des and Brooks a private concert. She maybe should’ve planned dance lessons for the two of them, but who am I to judge their skillz. The spinning thing? Cheesy. CHEESE. Y. Minus 9 . It’s group date day and Des has 14 men at a winery. And while at this winery, they will record a rap video with Soulja Boy. This is her attempt to be goofy and make a fool of herself. For fun. The guys try to spit some game for Soulja Boy and he chooses Brandon, Ben, Michael G. , and James to be the performers in his video. The other 10 guys will be backup dancers. Brandon ‘s costume doesn’t include pants. Plus 12 . The lyrics to their song, “For The Right Reasons,” are all insults to bachelors from previous seasons. Ben ‘s up first and the guys try to rattle him. Michael G. is not a rapper. But he’s not as bad as Brandon . In his defense, his derriere is on display. The music video bit is totally silly, but they had fun? And fun’s what matters, right? Zak W. has brought her a gift, an antique journal that has never been written in that bears an inscription from a father to his daughter. After showing up to the first cocktail party shirtless, he wanted to show her his softer side. Plus 14 . While the other guys are sitting around staring at the rose, Brandon says he wishes they didn’t care so much about who gets a rose. That they could just have fun and focus on Des. Ben thinks that’s just silly and believes that pursuing her is the way to go. He steals her away from Mikey T. The guys don’t trust Ben. At all. Des and Ben talk about his son and she asks if he has any questions about it. She says she’s open to that. Then he plays the lamest game in history and makes up a story about how he wanted to kiss her earlier during the video shoot but worried his cowboy hat would get in the way so can he kiss her now? Minus 6. Man tears from Brandon who “didn’t expect to feel this way.” Minus 3 . Michael G . is here “for the right reasons.” He respects women. Like his mom. And his sister. And his nana. The guys really, really don’t trust Ben. Mikey T. seems to be the ring leader of the Un-trusters so he pulls Ben aside to talk about Ben stealing Des away from him earlier that evening. Mikey feels like Ben is nice when the cameras are rolling and when he has to be, but in general, calls Ben a politician. Ben doesn’t want tension in the house and isn’t the kind of guy to stab the other guys in the back. Then they talk about shoes, so thinks are good? I think? Minus 3 . Brandon still hasn’t talked to Des and really wants that opportunity, so he swipes her away from another guy in order to tell her that he basically has nothing. Except they both have a mom and a dad? Methinks he spent too much time hitting the sauce before having this conversation with her. His dad left when he was 5 and his mom was a drug addict. He raised himself and his siblings from the time he was 11. What he wants now is kids of his own. He didn’t expect to “fall in like” with her this soon. Plus 3 . At the end of the group date, Zak gets a “thoughtful” compliment and Brandon gets props for being nearly naked in their video. But Ben gets the rose. They end the group date by chanting the lyrics to their rap song and it sounds, well, odd. And not at all enthusiastic. Maybe they should’ve chanted before she passed out the rose. Bryden gets the second one-on-one date of the week and her plan for him is a road trip. They stop to get snacks because what’s a road trip without snacks. They share a love of pre-popped popcorn. Match made in TV heaven! Plus 7 He’s never seen California before so she plans to show him. The first stop is the beach where Des fails at flying a kite and they have fish tacos. The second stop is an orange grove where he asks if he wants Brie and he says he doesn’t know what that is. Their final stop is at a resort where their dinner has been set in a beautiful garden. She says they’re like little kids when they’re together. He thinks that’s important. I’m…confused? Bryden’s story is that he was in a really bad car accident and had to be air-lifted out. Then he shows her pictures of the work truck he wrecked. That experience is why he enjoys life so much. Plus 10 . He thinks he’s used being in the military as an excuse not to get close to people but finally feels like he’s ready to share his life with someone. Maybe even Desiree. Sharing his story earned Bryden a rose. Plus 2 . I’m having a little deja vu here because, just like on her first one-on-one date with Sean, they go swimming. He’s nervous. She’s looking for a kiss. He keeps talking and says “awesome” twice. It’s awkard. Minus 8 . She says “just kiss me already” and leaps at his face. Plus 8. It’s time for another cocktail party. Brooks, Ben, and Bryden all have roses meaning they’re safe. The other 16 men aren’t so secure. Michael G. steals her away for the first private conversation and tells her there’s “something about him she doesn’t know.” Way to lead with the scare, Michael. He has Type I Diabetes. (Is a Wilford Brimley joke appropriate here? It feels like no?) In the middle of his story, Ben, who already has a rose, steals her away. This doesn’t sit well with Michael. Or Mikey T. Or any of the other guys either. Brandon looks sharp in his pinstripes and paisley tie! Plus 5 . Michael, to the other guys, calls Ben “a load of BS.” Plus 4 . Ben thinks Des hasn’t kissed any of the other guys yet. Hahahahahahah, Ben. So much testosterone and booze in this house! Michael pulls Ben aside and asks him to talk for a second. In his interview, Ben says he didn’t mean any disrespect, but the smirk on his face says he’s playing the game. Minus 5 . Michael calls Ben out on rubbing some of the guys in the house the wrong way. They don’t believe that Ben’s really there for Des. Michael doesn’t care if Ben’s there to make friends. He said what he needed to say and he won’t stop saying what he needs to say. Apparently, Ben’s a bit of a shady sort off-camera. He talks about his bar and he talks about his nutrition stores. He doesn’t talk about his son so much, though. And with Des he doesn’t talk about his bar or his nutrition shops. Interesting. After a chat with Brian about his past relationships, it’s time for another Rose Ceremony. Joining Brooks, Ben, and Bryden and receving roses tonight are: James Kasey Dan Juan Pablo Brad Chris Brian Zak W. Drew Mikey T. Zack Michael G. Brandon It’s curtains for Will Robert Nick M. Please tell me you all stuck around to see the world premiere of “For The Right Reasons.” You did, didn’t you? Okay. As long as I didn’t suffer through that alone I’m good. EPISODE TOTAL: +69 SEASON TOTAL: +103
With focus squarely on the Kate Middleton baby due this summer, it’s easy to lose track of the influence this beauty has in the world of makeup and fashion. But a new study by Feel Unique is here to remind us: According to the poll, 30 percent of British women are likely to purchase a product used by the Duchess, more than double the amount of confidence given to any other woman in the survey. Kate Moss finished second with just 15 percent, while Victoria Beckham, Cara Delevingne and Kim Kardashian rounded out the top five. The latter was the top finishing American.
So Jesse Eisenberg stars in the new movie Now You See Me . And he gave an interview about it over the weekend to a blogger named Romina… but we can’t figure out if he’s actually being a jerk to her in the following exchange. Or if it’s sort of all part of the act. Considering Romina said the actor “humiliated” her and added that Eisenberg “isn’t very nice” when she put the interview online, we’re guessing he really was irritated by her during the Q&A, especially her lack of respect for Morgan Freeman. But watch now and decide for yourself: Jesse Eisenberg Movie Interview
Tonight’s Mad Men was another episode mostly about the differences between Pete and Don. This season has really been hitting those differences hard on the noggin, so something is bound to happen to resolve that tension. ” A Tale of Two Cities ” is played out over a backdrop of the Chicago riots at the 1968 Democratic Convention. Mad Men has been employing this tactic – using real-life political unrest to highlight the uncertainty and turbulence in the characters’ lives – very heavily all season. So what exactly is the personal uncertainty and turbulence? Well, it’s plentiful. While Don packs up to head to California with Roger and Harry, the unwavering instability of the new company continues. Joan scores an accidental meeting with a man at Avon, Ginsberg lashes out against Jim Cutler, and Bob continues his creepy quest for relevance. While she thinks she was on a date, Joan ends up being in a position to pitch the company to a potential client. Hoping to land Avon herself, she is reluctant to go to Ted with the news. When Peggy insists she do just that, Ted hands the account over to Pete. The one man most critical of Joan’s position with the company, and how she got there. Joan ends up going behind Pete’s back to hold the meeting without him. Just one more notch on the Screw Pete Belt. Of course this enrages Pete, who takes it to Ted. While Ted seems concerned about the situation, Pete’s insistence that if people like Joan are going to start handling meetings like Avon, well then, Pete’s job will become obsolete, ends up being accidentally hilarious. Peggy helps Joan out by faking a phone call from Avon, and Ted dismisses the issue. Poor Pete. He tries so hard, but he is so absolutely doomed. Meanwhile, Don’s lack of effort or concern is on full display in the Golden State. The trio’s meeting with Sunkist does not go well, but they don’t seem to mind. They hit a party “in the Hills” and forget the whole thing. While there, Don gets sucked into smoking hash by a pretty young lady (anything for a pretty young lady), causing hallucinations of Megan, who gives him permission to cheat, and tells him she quit her job, and that she’s pregnant. Looks like Donny Boy resents Megan’s miscarriage. Don wakes up form the hallucination being resuscitated by Roger, after having fallen into the pool. The whole trip ends up being just another careless playdate for Don and Roger. They arrive back to the office to a midst a giant sea change. Ginsburg more or less lost the Manischwitz account, Chevy is moving forward with SCDPCGC, and Cutler has put Bob on the account, and Pete is livid about Joan’s insubordination. But Don simply couldn’t care less. He simply fixes himself a drink. Don is so unencumbered by concern for his job or the company that when Ted and Cutler suggest a name for the Company that excludes him (along with themselves and Pete), he instantly says fine. Welcome to Sterling Cooper & Partners. This scene so perfectly spells out how the ship goes down. Don will be to drunk to even notice. He’ll drift slowly into his watery grave. Pete will be panicking. He’ll be kicking and screaming and treading water for days, until a shark bites his legs off and he bleeds out. Of course, that may all change with the final image of A Tale of Two Cities , as Pete sits down and takes a couple puffs of pot. Will this really be a “drugs turn the uptight guy into a hippie” story? Let’s hope not. OTHER NOTES: What is the deal with Bob? He continues to be as mysterious as all get out. He seems like a guy who just wandered in one day and nobody noticed he hadn’t always been there. The season’s progression seems to suggest that Bob may soon trump Pete at SC&P, and that he’s got a lot of skeletons in his closet. Ginsberg is such a great character. He’s both complex and instantly gratifying all at once, and with not all that much screen time. That’s rare for a supporting character. His meltdown this week was really great. It was cool to see two women taking a meeting, something that never would have happened when the show started.
The water may still be intact, but the news broke on last night’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 8 premiere: Are Kim and Kanye West having a boy or a girl?!? And the answer was revealed early: “I don’t see any pee-pees,” Dr Crane said at his client’s visit : “I’m thinking it’s a GIRL.” “Oh my gosh! What’s the percentage?” replied Kim. Upon being told it was 99, Kim gushed: “I am so excited to be having a girl. Who doesn’t want a girl?!?” Kardashian then added that boyfriend West (not actually at the ultrasound) has always wanted a girl, as she pondered whether her daughter would be musical and concluded: “I just can’t wait to see what she’s going to talk like and look like. I am so excited about the joy she is going to bring into our lives.” So, let the prediction game begin: What will Kim Kardashian name her little girl?
Charice Pempengco – a Filipino singer who was discovered by Oprah off YouTube and who has guest-starred on Glee and judged the Philippine version of The X Factor – confirmed a rumor yesterday: She’s gay. The 21-year old said she’s now estranged from her family and then actually apologized to some fans after making the announcement (below), but she then added: “To those who can accept me, thank you very much. We are all equal, whether you are gay or straight.” Let’s just hope there are a lot more folks in the latter category than in the former. Charice: I’m a Lesbian
And then there was just one. The well-reviewed and highly entertaining Iron Chef Tournament of Champions came down to Michael Symon and Jose Garces last night, two worthy competitors vying over a single title and a single surprise item: Pretzels! Yes, a pair of culinary experts were asked to use an everyday ingredient such as this in all their dishes. But the results were delicious and creative. Pretzel-Crusted Sweetbreads?Pretzel Bucatini with Sea Urchin Foam? Pretzel Stout Ice Cream? YES, YES and YES PLEASE! As for who actually came out on top? Hit up our friends at Food Fanatic now for a detailed Iron Chef review of the finale!
Pia Zadora was arrested Saturday on suspicion of domestic battery after police responded to calls about a disturbance at her Los Vegas home. The 61-year old singer/actress was taken into the Clark County Detention Center and released after posting $4,000 bail. While details are still coming in, we can confirm Zadora was booked at around 11 a.m., approximately six hours after the cops stopped by her residence. Look for more information to be released today (such as the name of the alleged victim), but Zadora has been married to her third husband, Las Vegas police detective Michael Jeffries, since 2005. The couple met after Zadora – a former Broadway actress and child star – contacted authorities to report a stalking incident.
Michael Douglas is 68 years old and is married to a gorgeous 43-year old. And now we know why. In a very revealing interview with The Guardian , the veteran actor touched on a number of topics, including his 2010 throat cancer diagnosis . “Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus,” Douglas told the newspaper. Wait… WHAT?!? “From cunnilingus,” the star repeated. “I mean, I did worry if the stress caused by my son’s incarceration didn’t help trigger it. But yeah, it’s a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer…. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.” As for the Oscar winner’s current state of health. It’s “good,” he says, adding: “I have to check in regularly – now it’s every six months – but I’m more than two years clear. And with this kind of cancer, 95% of the time it doesn’t come back.” No. Not apparently, unless Douglas himself goes back to Catherine Zeta-Jones for seconds and thirds and fourths…
