Last month, Selena Gomez promised new music for fans in 2013 – and she’s already delivered on that vow. The singer dropped a brand new track today, releasing “Rule the World” for all to hear.. and once again dissing Justin Bieber in the process? “Our love was made to rule the world,” Gomez croons below. “You came and broke the perfect girl. Forget you ever knew my name.” OUCH! Listen now and decide: Is this single aimed at Bieber? Selena Gomez – “Rule the World”
Police in Taylor, Michigan, are investigating an incident involving a 6th grader and a backpack of $20K in cash that she allegedly brought to school. Yes, she had $20,000 on her person. 6th Grader Brings $20K to School Taylor officials became aware of the situation after the student began passing the cash out to others; she reportedly gave one student $200 and another $500. The school principal notified police. The sixth-grader told the police she got the money from a friend across the street in her neighborhood … which totally doesn’t sound shady whatsoever. Police are holding on to the money until the family who claims it can provide “a reasonable explanation of where it came from and what it was to be used for.” We’re curious to hear what that is.
Kim Kardashian has never been one to tone it down style-wise, even if you’d think that pregnancy would shift her focus from appearance to comfort. While taping Keeping Up With The Kardashians Tuesday, baby bumpin’ Kim struggled to make sure the zipper on her TIGHT skirt didn’t burst open: While Kim Kardashian fashion may not be experiencing much of a change since Kanye knocked her up, she says she’s changed her diet and exercise regimen. On March 11, the reality star wrote in her blog, “I’ve been researching healthy recipes and tricks to make sure that I get the right nutrition now that I’m eating for two!” ”Keeping a healthy lifestyle has always been important to me and now it’s even more so because I’m looking out for someone else’s well being, not just my own.” “For me it’s about maintaining a well-balanced eating and fitness plan.” And, because it wouldn’t be Kim without a shameless plug at the end: “My friend Harley Pasternak sent me this book and I am so excited to read it. The Body Reset Diet will give you the tools you need to restart the way you are eating and boost your metabolism.” Always shilling and hustling, even in her second trimester. Check out more Kim Kardashian pics below – cute bump!
The person(s) responsible for hacking celebrities’ finances apparently like to think of themselves as heroes as well as outlaws … a la Dexter Morgan. At the top of the hackers’ website is the line, “If you believe that God makes miracles, you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve.” This is one of the most memorable Dexter quotes : Best Dexter Quote The hackers’ love for the Showtime series/protagonist apparently runs as deep as their dislike for Michelle Obama , the most famous of their celeb targets. The website’s source code also apparently includes a link to a hidden YouTube video that doesn’t appear anywhere on the actual page. The video is the Dexter end credits theme music. TMZ noted these specifics , though their self-righteous vigilantism – a trait exhibited by Michael C. Hall’s serial killer character – is common among hacktivists. The motto on their Twitter, in Russian, also translates to “F**k the police.” Among those hacked: FLOTUS, Kim Kardashian , Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Mel Gibson, Ashton Kutcher, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Donald Trump, Al Gore, and Hulk Hogan. No one knows how or why those victims were selected. The FBI says an aggressive investigation is underway and is encouraging all high-profile celebrities and government officials to LOCK DOWN their accounts ASAP.
If you’re offended by either: over-the-top 1970’s-style racial stereotypes or ineffably dumb movies, you should not watch the new trailer for InAPPropriate Comedy . If you like Rob Schneider and poorly thought-out gay jokes, then this is your jam: InAPPropriate Comedy Trailer The sketch comedy film is directed by and stars Vince Offer. The ShamWow! guy. He made a movie. Oscar-winner Adrien Brody stars as Flirty Harry, a hard cop with a flare for fashion in a film about iPad apps gone wild. Still not convinced? How about Lindsay Lohan lashing out against the Paparazzi that won’t leave her alone in an entirely-too-planned bout of strained self-awareness? Sketch Comedy movies like Kentucky Fried Movie and Movie 43 tend to fall into the “dumb comedy” arena. And there’s nothing wrong with dumb comedy. But for heaven’s sake, have we not yet learned that “offensive” doesn’t automatically equal “comedy?” Ya gotta try. Who’s with me!? (*crickets*) What do you think? Is InAPPropriate Comedy worth your time? Or do you prefer to see Lindsay Lohan battle the Paparazzi in real life?
Lindsay Yenter says she has no hard feelings when it comes to Sean Lowe, Catherine Guidici and The Bachelor, despite her tear-filled exit last night. “I’m really happy for them,” Yenter tells E!, signaling support for the engaged couple one day after her rejection aired on The Bachelor finale . “I am really content in how everything ended,” Lindsay Yenter adds. “I’m really happy for them and I’m really happy about where I’m at right now.” “I have such a great support system and I’m dating, so it is all really good things. At first coming home from Thailand was hard, I was so heartbroken.” “But, after a lot of prayer, I realized that everything happened was supposed to happen.” What she means by that? A new boyfriend! Though she’s not ready to ID him just yet. “I do have my eye on somebody , but I would like to keep it private for right now. It’s a recent relationship, but I’m not really ready to go public with it yet,” she says. Hard as it was to watch, Lindsay’s happy for Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici . “I am really excited for them. I am so excited to watch their whole wedding unfold on TV,” she says. “I wish them nothing but the best. I don’t regret being a part of it.” The Bachelor Clip – Sean Breaks Up With Lindsay “Sean is such a great guy. I want him to be happy and want him to find love.” “In a weird way, I am really happy for them. When it comes down to it I want him to work things out with Catherine. And if it wasn’t going to be with me, I am glad he is with her.” The 25-year-old former substitute teacher also shared that she just started working in her own classroom – at a Montessori school in Irvine, Calif.! “I’ve already started teaching. I really, really love it,” Lindsay gushes. “I love working with all the young children.” Looking ahead, “I hope to continue teaching and find Mr. Right and have a family. I want a normal life, I really enjoyed this opportunity, but I am just a normal girl.” “I’m glad that everything is [out of the way] and I can just move on with life. I can just enjoy the normalcy of not being able to hide anymore.” Who do you think Sean should have picked on The Bachelor? Lindsay Yenter Catherine Giudici View Poll »
Justin Bieber is doing just fine, thanks. So says the man who may know the singer best. In light of Bieber’s apparent meltdown – he passed out on stage in London, then cursed off a reporter , then canceled a concert in Portugal – Scooter Braun was asked about his client/friend by E! News and replied: “There’s nothing wrong with him. He’s in a great place.” Braun, who was approached by the outlet at SXSW, said the Lisbon event had been axed awhile ago due to technical issues and “ut has nothing to do with anything other than that” “Tell everyone Justin is good,” Braun said . “Really good.”
Whether you’re young or just young at heart, few feelings compare to the joy of jumping in a puddle after a spring rain … unless said puddle is several feet deep. When a friend offered him a buck to splash around in what he believed to be a run-of-the-mill puddle, this poor guy just couldn’t resist the offer. Who could? What looked like a puddle was more like a sinkhole, though. Watch: Puddle Jump Fail Two questions come to mind here: What was going through his mind the second he plunged into that? Why is there no tape, sign or traffic cones around that thing?!
Kourtney Kardashian cried over Scott Disick’s comments regarding her baby weight on Sunday’s episode of KKTM . But where her tears real or fake? In this installment of the reality show, which also featured a Kim Kardashian facial using human blood, Scott (or the character Scott plays) hit a new low. After Kourtney noted that this is the heaviest she’s ever been and how hard it is to lose the baby weight … he let her know that he’s not happy about it. For his sake. When Disick sees that his 5′ girlfriend weighs 115 pounds, he asks, “Do you know what you’re supposed to weigh for your average weight for your height?” Kourt estimated that she should probably weigh around 105, but says that she was likely 95 pounds when the couple first met, to which Scott laments: “Ugh, I feel like 93 is the dream ,” says her always eloquent baby daddy. “Your body was bangin’ when I first saw you on the beach with that little ass.” Kourtney was obviously not impressed by his insensitive remarks and called him “disgusting.” And soon enough, she was in tears, sobbing over this. No one is calling Scott Disick a classy, tactful guy by any means, but come on … would anyone really say that to their partner under the circumstances? Especially one as cute – at any weight – as Kourt? You tell us: Scott Disick’s comments were …
Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG’s Caption Contest! This afternoon’s pic comes to us from SXSW, where The Vampire Diaries heart throb Ian Somerhalder met Reddit darling Grumpy Cat (a.k.a. Tardar Sauce). Sometimes, a photo really is worth 1,000 words. The question for you all now is: What would be the best caption for it? You tell us below! Just leave comment(s) below with your best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! Winner will be announced Wednesday . Best of luck!