Christina Aguilera looking like an old hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…there was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowdown….fatty. I am not sure she’s properly executing this comeback tour after years of being invisible on her pile of money…but at least she’s making moves in the right naked direction… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
Silver Spoon’s Schroder’s daughter is crawling around on all fours in a bikini, for her own bikini line I think, since all the instagram sluts are doing bikini lines, to have an excuse to post themselves in a bikini and I respect the hustle for a few reasons…the first is the level of entrepreneurship involved in launching your own brand is impressive, especially with such a young woman. Taking the whole “my dad is rich from acting maybe, I’m not sure, actors didn’t make that much in the 70s”…and saying “I’m in charge of my own destiny”…..it’s also a solid tactic for those instagram jobs you can’t get when the brands stop paying out people to post their nonsense…it’s an “I don’t need you, I got my own business, I aint no influencer slave to the marketing people, I am the marketing people”……but the main thing that I respect the hustle for is the half naked crawling around on all fours it takes to promote the bikini line….it’s one of the better product lines to launch if you’re a hot half naked 18 year old chick…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
2019 is the year of the no bikini on fat chicks…or new moms…or above 30 year old women…. Take Hilary Duff’s lead….tell your friends…this is the way to be…. make them in your size, just because there is the whole social media thing, where the majority of people mistake likes from perverts on slutty pics as influence or relevance… No one needs to see that. Save it for your Sugar Baby….you Sugar Momma…you’r Hilary Duff and that’s why he knocked you up right away…cuz her payroll and lifestyle is freedom from trying to achieve anything on your own…. We don’t need to see that Hilary Duff fat ass, even though a lot of you want to see that Hilary Duff fat ass…thanks to your demented fucked perverted ways….and your Stuff by Duff fetish…. Just because they make bikinis in their size, doesn’t mean it’s a celebration when they put them on to feel empowered or whatever…. My friend once said “Old ladies that wear young girls shit are like the ghost in the sixth sense that don’t know they’re dead”…..and he’s right…. But after much reflection, on this sleepy New Years Day…. I’ve decided I would rather Hilary Duff be naked in these pics…clothing just gets in the way of staring at her mom pussy dangling in the Luxurious and Warm Cabo Wind……. TO SEE EVERYTHING HILARY DUFF CLICK HERE
Dude… Here’s some Katy Perry showing off her fat cellulite ridden ass…because in the event you didn’t know…Katy Perry has a disgusting fucking body and has always had a disgusting body and the older she gets…the more it looks like it has always looked to me…. I’m like a Clarevoyant, a Miss Clio, I fucking saw MIDDLE AGED MOM body when she first started and her big sloppy tits didn’t divert me from that…. Not once have I said “Katy Perry is a Babe”…in any way….ever…she’s not… But you’re lucky, because she’s out on a trip bending over with what looks like her balls totally exposed…. Noting says hot 40 year old with Cankles like a pussy that looks like a set of inflated balls… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
As an aspirational – New Years Resolution post – Let’s collectively hope for an end of the Kardashians in 2019. We have made them far too much money, made them feel far too important, continue to pander to their nonsense even though we collectively hate them…in one of those why hasn’t anyone eliminated them yet…no fundamental Christian who hates all the damage they’ve done to the world through their influence….no natural disaster…like an Avalanche in this pic of them doing SNOWY bikini selfies to inspire all the snowbound sluts that snow can’t get in the way of being a whore….just own it girl…feminism yay… They are dumb, uninspiring, garbage…and we can only hope their being the top of the celebrity ladder eventually topples over…it doesn’t make sense to me that they’ve run this scam as long as they have and had it workout….maybe it’s just jealousy since every scam I run hasn’t worked out…they are still shit though. Here is Kourtney Kardashain giving her best JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
90 Day Fiance aired its season finale and viewers are already hyped for the Tell-All Special. But the finale itself had so much, including Jay Smith’s cheating scandal and a lot of family drama. Who actually made it to the altar? Take a look: Let’s start with Kalani and Asuelu, who are likeable enough even though they really should not have gotten married. These two had a lot of problems from the beginning. Their fling would never have become more than that if she hadn’t become pregnant. Kalani had baby Oliver and she and Asuelu resolved to marry … and now Kalani is pregnant again. So she spends a lot of her wedding day episode narrative hoping that her father won’t find out that she’s expecting her second child. (As you may recall, Asuelu refuses to wear condoms and says that they are for “slut people,” which is … really stupid) He doesn’t find out on screen, though he obviously knows about it now. Should these two have gotten married? No. Did they? Yes. Their wedding was as beautiful as the memes spawned from Asuelu’s crying. Next up, we have to talk about this season’s worst couple: Colt and Larissa. While most of the drama with Coltee and Larissa happened off-screen, plenty of their nonsense was caught on camera. These two did get married, despite Larissa’s (first) domestic battery arrest. Larissa got married in a wedding dress from Goodwill. There were more people from TLC, filming and producing the wedding, than there were actual guests. Considering the bride and groom themselves … that’s not really a huge surprise. Speaking of toxic relationships, let’s look at Eric and Leida. Admittedly, most of their drama was with Eric’s family, whom Leida seems to think he should foreswear. Leida’s dismissive attitude towards Eric’s children has earned her a lot of hate (deservedly) and some death threats (not cool). Despite Eric’s lack of financial resources, he and Leida did get married. His older daughters were not interested in watching this go down, but his youngest was there. For a comical twist, Eric forgot his pants just 35 minutes before the wedding. For possibly the first time, I sympathize with the guy — pants are nothing but leg-prisons. Eric immediately dashes any connection wtih viewers by toasting “everyone that showed up” to his wedding. Steven and Olga’s story really belonged on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days . Why? Because Olga gave birth in Russia, and this high-conflict couple spent their time in Russia. Steven’s open resentment of their child, Alex (that’s his name, regardless of what you heard on the show; it’s a long story), was yikes-worthy. So it was nice for viewers to see him leave Russia without Olga and without their baby. He was vowing to work on the K-1 Visa paperwork (it costs money, folks). Fans really, really hope that he gave himself a major attitude adjustment, too. Because, in real life, these two are still together. We will say that their social media posts seem extremely endearing. The secret is for Steven to not be talking while the camera is on. Jonathan and Fernanda’s wedding was almost as beautiful as the couple themselves. The one downside to their happy day was that Jonathan’s mother couldn’t attend, at the last minute. This wasn’t an issue with Fernanda or her youth. Jonathan’s grandfather was sick. Real life doesn’t pause for weddings, and Fernanda understood that. Fernanda also wished that her own mother could be in attendance. Also, Fernanda let it slip that she’s planning to have yet another wedding in Mexico, so it’s all good. Then there’s Jay and Ashley. Ashley caught Jay cheating on her, though he objects to that definition of “cheating.” The dude downloaded Tinder the instant that they got married. She caught him video chatting another girl the day ater their wedding. Ashley was understandably furious, which is probably why Jay is currently asking fans for cash . Jay is 20 and seems to have almost no impulse control. From day one, Ashley’s friends had warned her that he was going to cheat on her. We had all hoped that they were wrong. Who else is absolutely, unapologetically hyped for the Tell-All Special ? They’ll get into relationship issues, from Jay’s cheating to Steven’s absolutely repulsive attitude and the way that he speaks to Olga. But most of all, fans are looking forward to seeing how Larissa interacts with her castmates. Coltee may be good at putting on his condescending “nice voice” and at least pretending to be reasonable. Larissa has not pretended to be reasonable a day in her life, and cameras are not going to stop her. Get excited, folks. View Slideshow: 90 Day Fiance Stars: How Much Are They Paid?
In a year loaded with awful people, we'd like to make the case for David Eason as the Very Worst Person of 2018. We know there are people who did far more damage over the course of the past 12 months, but most of them have accrued a fair bit of power and influence over the course of their lives. David has taken great strides toward making the world a worse place this year, despite having no money of his own and being one divorce filing away from total obscurity. It's impressive in a deeply depressing/infuriating sort of way. And now, David is closing out 2018 with more of the bigoted nonsense he's been spewing all year. Take a look: 1. Dave the Douche David has been awful for as long as we’ve known about him. But he hit new lows in 2018. 2. Multiple Rock Bottoms Eason effed up so consistently and colossally in 2018 that it’s impossible to choose a single low point. 3. Not the Brightest Bulb Of course, David’s shock at receiving a visit from the Secret Service after issuing violent threats toward the president and other elected officials springs immediately to mind. 4. Outdoing Himself But in these final weeks of 2018, David has been finding new and innovative ways to prove to the world he’s truly a waste of oxygen. 5. A Man Without a Platform Once he got booted off Instagram for that pesky “threatening to kill the president” kerfuffle, David began trying to make a name for himself on Facebook and YouTube. 6. How Does He Do It? This led to brand new kinds of bad decisions, such as when David decided to film himself illegally towing a stranger’s truck. View Slideshow
Source: Kevin Mazur / Getty It could be tough when trying to figure out what to gift the matriarch of your family, cause they usually have it all. When it comes to finding the perfect gift for his 93-year-old grandmother Hattie White, Jay-Z found that gift in the form a monument that will stand the test of time. Hov, Beyoncé, their three children, his mother Gloria Carter and her mom were in Prospect Park on Christmas Eve to see and take photographs with the engraved bench the rapper gifted to his grandmother. As reported by the Jay-Z Instagram fan account @aintnojigga in a now deleted post the engraving states: “Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. With love and admiration to our root, Hattie White.” It’s no secret how influential Hattie has been on their lives and in the couple’s music. Jay-Z references his grandmother in his exceptional verse on Meek Mill’s track “What’s Free,” and Beyoncé’s album Lemonade was reportedly inspired by Hattie’s speech from her 90th birthday celebration in 2015 when she stated: “I had my ups and downs, but I always find the inner strength to pull myself up. I was served lemons, but I made lemonade.” If that sounds familiar to you, it was also featured at the end of the song “Freedom” which is narrated by White herself. This was definitely a fantastic tribute from Hov and Bey indeed to the Brooklyn native. — Photo: Kevin Mazur / Getty
D etroit-bred rapper Big Sean is investing in the next generation of entrepreneurs. According to Black Enterprise , he’s teaming up with Ally Financial and the Thurgood Marshall College Fund for an initiative that will help budding business owners bring their entrepreneurial vision to fruition. This competition will identify standout entrepreneurs-in-the-making from HBCUs https://t.co/3XxvYchjEt — Black Enterprise (@blackenterprise) December 27, 2018 Dubbed Moguls in the Making, the competition will identify aspiring entrepreneurs from historically Black colleges and universities across the country and have them compete to win a prize for their business. The students participating in the competition will have the opportunity to pitch their businesses ideas “Shark Tank” style before a panel of judges that will include representatives from Ally Financial and Big Sean. The program was designed to level the playing field for individuals from underserved communities and disenfranchised groups to step into the realm of entrepreneurship. “I really feel like one of my life purposes is to inspire,” Big Sean said in a statement, according to the news outlet. “Moguls in the Making is all about making the next generation of moguls, finding that hustler spirit and hunger that exists in our youth and bringing that forward. I’m excited to find these great young minds and give them a platform and an opportunity to further build their futures.” Alison Summerville , Head of Corporate Citizenship, Ally Financial, echoed his sentiments adding that the program will “provide all individuals greater access to services, education and resources they can use to help improve their economic circumstances and enrich their lives.” This isn’t the first time that Big Sean—whose real name is Sean Michael Leonard Anderson—has used his platform to empower and educate the younger generation. Through his organization the Sean Anderson Foundation, he created an initiative called Mogul Prep which teaches students about the ins and outs of the entertainment industry. The Moguls in the Making competition is slated to take place in Detroit in March. SEE ALSO: Rapper Big Sean Puts His Name To Good Use And Raises $100,000 For Flint Big Sean Rips Into The NFL For Deleting Colin Kaepernick Lyric From The Song ‘Big Bank’ [ione_media_gallery src=”https://newsone.com” id=”3838831″ overlay=”true”]
D etroit-bred rapper Big Sean is investing in the next generation of entrepreneurs. According to Black Enterprise , he’s teaming up with Ally Financial and the Thurgood Marshall College Fund for an initiative that will help budding business owners bring their entrepreneurial vision to fruition. This competition will identify standout entrepreneurs-in-the-making from HBCUs https://t.co/3XxvYchjEt — Black Enterprise (@blackenterprise) December 27, 2018 Dubbed Moguls in the Making, the competition will identify aspiring entrepreneurs from historically Black colleges and universities across the country and have them compete to win a prize for their business. The students participating in the competition will have the opportunity to pitch their businesses ideas “Shark Tank” style before a panel of judges that will include representatives from Ally Financial and Big Sean. The program was designed to level the playing field for individuals from underserved communities and disenfranchised groups to step into the realm of entrepreneurship. “I really feel like one of my life purposes is to inspire,” Big Sean said in a statement, according to the news outlet. “Moguls in the Making is all about making the next generation of moguls, finding that hustler spirit and hunger that exists in our youth and bringing that forward. I’m excited to find these great young minds and give them a platform and an opportunity to further build their futures.” Alison Summerville , Head of Corporate Citizenship, Ally Financial, echoed his sentiments adding that the program will “provide all individuals greater access to services, education and resources they can use to help improve their economic circumstances and enrich their lives.” This isn’t the first time that Big Sean—whose real name is Sean Michael Leonard Anderson—has used his platform to empower and educate the younger generation. Through his organization the Sean Anderson Foundation, he created an initiative called Mogul Prep which teaches students about the ins and outs of the entertainment industry. The Moguls in the Making competition is slated to take place in Detroit in March. SEE ALSO: Rapper Big Sean Puts His Name To Good Use And Raises $100,000 For Flint Big Sean Rips Into The NFL For Deleting Colin Kaepernick Lyric From The Song ‘Big Bank’ [ione_media_gallery src=”https://newsone.com” id=”3838831″ overlay=”true”]