Autistic/Apsergers weirdos get away with a lot, because if I was to make a video requesting Kate Upton come to my PROM, the police would be at my fucking door, seizing my computers and questioning my intentions for her tits.. But get a jewish weirdo, who is likey good at math, humiliating himself on the internet, because this is his brand of nerd humor, and with being a nerd who is always mocked for being a weirdo, is comfortable in his own skin, even though he shouldn’t be…. And it goes semi viral, she finds it cuter than my video inserting objects in my asshole in a bathtub full of burgers, cuz her belly makes me think she can never turn down burgers. Either way, I’m just shocked that weirdo high school kids are exactly the same as always, you’d think they’d evolve into a different kind of weird. This whole thing, and all the bad jokes, makes me uncomfortable, I’m just posting it to put the pressure on Upton to show up an go through with this, cuz every pre-mature ejaculator deserves a chance. His multi million dollar inheritance and the babes who will be thrown his way, coupled with his dad booking Rihanna for his Bar Mitzvah, aren’t enough winning for this loser. How about some Kate Upton in the only shoot she’s done that I’ve found her hot….the Nipples getting out of the pool for GQ
Link:
Socially Awkward Nerd Recruits Kate Upton for Prom of the Day
