Leann Rimes is a gorgeous actress that definitely looks in much better shape now she works out every day and here she is showing off one of her nipples and lots of cleavage wearing that outfit Continue reading →
A babe from the stepFORUM must have gone to the SAG Awards last night…with prime paparazzi front row access….cuz she’s put together a mega fucking post of all the celebrities in their overpriced dresses they wear for free…looking their best…which is surprisingly not all that good…because the more I leave my house…the more I realize that celebs aren’t the hottest out there…they are just the ones insecure enough to chase a dream of having people praise them since daddy never hugged them….and what better way to praise yourself than to organize an award show to celebrate yourself….in what is such a silly industry…I should infiltrate instead of posting pics of it…. TO SEE ALL THE CRAZY AND WILD PICS THAT LOOK LIKE ALL THE OTHER CRAZY AND WILD RED CARPET PICS SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN FOLLOW THIS LINK
I guess Christina Milian’s nipple is numb from all that breast feeding…cuz it’s pokin out of her bathing suit….you know since she’s a fucking mom…a title that unlike “slut”, “coke whore”,”barely legal”…..isn’t at all exciting, or erotic….if anything, it is disgusting and the only thing it makes me think of is that she wasn’t showing her nipples in her 20s…when she was supposed to…except to famous rappers who she let cum inside her….but I am easy to please and still willing to look…cuz it really isn’t all that bad…even if it could have been so different.
Ossana is a very pretty redhead chick indeed and here she is sitting on a small stool while of course showing off her tits, ass and pussy for the photographer at the same time Continue reading →
Ellie Goulding is a pretty blonde British singer that used to be dating Skrillex and here she is showing off her nipples wearing a dress that looks pretty see-through to the paparazzi Continue reading →
In this light, Brittany Palmer’s got a long ass face….which is too bad cuz I have been endorsing her as the hotter UFC girl who makes the UFC less gay of an experience, you know that simple minded strategy, of sticking some implants in the mix to make the gay sex foreplay less gay sex oriented….you know the distraction….in the gangbang you’re having with your boys to remind you that her pussy is what got you into it and not your boy’s cock slamming it….but maybe she always had this weird looking face and I was too busy staring at her fit amazing body…. Either way, she’s festive and bringing joy to the world, good will towards men and she makes for a good excuse to plug my VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE Tis the season
I have said it before and I will keep sayign it until someone hears me…cuz I am committed to this cause…and I am not going to give it up or let it go…until what I’ve been preaching comes true….and that is that Kate Upton is an overrated fat chick in training who has a sloppy body, and average at best fat chick face, who’s tits may be big and saggy already at 19, but who will have the rest of her quickly follow…..but until that happens she’s totally hyped up for no fucking reason…other than that people like tits…and don’t get that sloppy tits aren’t fucking hot no matter what size they are…especially when they come stock with a fucking gut…. Seriously, she’s on set posing in Antartica cuz Sports Illustrated grasps that they need to milk her one more year…cuz she gets hits as the public is brain washed into liking her….so they have her up in the snow…and her nipples aren’t even hard…even though it is freezing.,.,.reminding me just how stretched out they are from all her overeating…cuz if you have fuck fat chicks, like I have….you will know…their hard nipples….are barely hard cuz they tape up too much surface area. She’s low grade pussy at best…stop fucking celebrating her…it is an injustice…Freedom has been attacked. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know when this Dita Von Teese lingerie shoot was shot…but more importantly I don’t care….I didn’t care about Dita when her name was something less theatrical…before her internet fame turned playboy and I don’t care about her now…even her pre-celeberity lesbian porn videos are anti-climatic….which I guess makes sense…cuz so is all lesbian porn…but still…why care about some hag with a novelty act half naked when I don’t even watch videos of her at her prime…before all the bullshit celebrity happened…yet for some reason…I just did this post…I’m so confusing…
Pixie Geldof is some rich kid hipster from the UK who has a famous dad and a dead thanks to drugs mother….who the media, at least in the UK and the fashion industry ate up and decided was hot enough to model topless on the beach in Miami…when in reality….anything is hot enough to model topless on the beach….I mean I’ll look at a trainwreck any time…if I can see her nipples… NIPPLES I’VE SEEN BEFORE ….but I don’t mind seeing them again…cuz the world has so many rich kids who aren’t putting themselves out there…cuz they’ve already won at life and don’t bother…so I’m into this kind of effort…