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The Google Ad Steve Jobs Will Hate [Feuds]

Google sure knows how to push Steve Jobs ‘ buttons. This advertisement for Google’s new instant search system is bound to get under the Apple CEO’s skin — and intensify one of the most heated rivalries in tech. More

Google Is Now On Crack [Launches]

If you wish your search engine was more like a brain implant, then you’ll love the new Google: It displays results instantly, predicts what you’re looking for, and is extremely fast. It’s also a big gamble. More

BP’s Oil Spill Report Mostly Blames Non-BP Companies [Spin]

BP has released its internal investigative report on the Deepwater Horizon explosion, and — spoiler! — it “deflects attention away from BP,” pinning more responsibility on Transocean and Halliburton. Maybe that’s true? Or maybe it’s just standard corporate PR. More

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Pt. 2: The Last Dance of Danielle Staub [Recaps]

Well, that was that. We are done now. All have spoken their piece, all have hugged and wept and screamed, and now we are done. Let’s peer at the rubble and see what we can make of it all. More

U.S. Soldiers Film Themselves Pranking Iraqi by Planting a Grenade In His Trunk [Videuoh]

A reality TV show that pranks celebrities by planting fake bombs in their cars is causing a stir in Iraq. But a couple months ago, U.S. soldiers filmed themselves planting a live grenade in an Iraqi’s trunk as a ‘prank.’ More

Some Chicago Dentist Is Running ‘Hillary for 2012’ Ads in New Orleans [2012]

American politics makes such little sense nowadays that any random jumble of words you put together is likely to describe a real-world situation. For example: Some Chicago dentist is currently running “Hillary 2012” TV ads in New Orleans. It’s true! More

Will Mark Zuckerberg Finally Discuss His Mystery Ex-Girlfriend? [Secrets]

A former Washington Post reporter is said to writing a comprehensive profile of Mark Zuckerberg . Comprehensive enough, maybe, to include the old romantic entanglement Zuckerberg just fibbed about. Prepare to do a little more sweating , Mark. More

Does Paris Hilton’s Twitter Prove the Cocaine-Filled Purse Was Hers? [Busted]

When Las Vegas police found a bag of cocaine in her purse, Paris Hilton said the purse belonged to a friend. But earlier this summer, she tweeted a picture of her “new Chanel purse.” Did Twitter just solve a crime? More

Justice Department Sues Infamous Joe Arpaio, ‘America’s Sheriff’ [Lawsuits]

The Justice Department has thrown yet another lawsuit at America’s loony desert dingbat moon colony, Arizona. This one, however, was filed against obnoxious self-serving tyrant Joe Arpaio, sheriff of Maricopa County, for refusing to cooperate in a civil rights investigation. More

The Model Who Had His Ear Bitten Off by a Drag Queen Lost His Ear Again [Update]

Remember Ronnie Brown , the model who lost an ear to a drag queen in a vicious bar brawl three weeks ago? Doctors initially reattached Brown’s ear following the incident. But the procedure didn’t work and his ear fell off again. More