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19 Year-Old Escapes Wrath of World’s Worst Person, for Now [Horrible People]

John Fitzgerald Page , the Worst Person in the World , recently re-entered our lives by trying to extort $1,000 from a 19-year-old actress. She’s escaped! But other actors represented by Page’s talent agency haven’t been so lucky. More

How to Survive the Heat Wave with No Air Conditioning [How-to]

It’s hotter than Jennifer Lopez’s career in 1999 outside today and if you don’t have air conditioning, you’re screwed. City officials have some lame tips for beating the record-breaking heat , but we’ve got better suggestions. Step in and chill out. More

The Soccer Ignoramus’ Guide to the World Cup Semi-Finals [Guides]

The World Cup now enters its Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome phase. We began with a thriving civilization of 31 proud soccer nations (plus France). Only four battle-hardened survivors remain to spar over scarce resources in an unforgiving environment. More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: The Hamptons Are So Not Nice This Time of Year [Altarcations]

Phyllis Nefler, Gawker’s tireless weddings correspondent, is currently on vacation in East Hampton, New York. But she took some time off from yelling at the help and burning through paperbacks to annotate this week’s New York Times weddings announcements. Cheers! More

The Hollywood Reporter’s High-Priced Gambit for Page Six Boss Richard Johnson [Media]

When Richard Beckman took over the Hollywood Reporter , he promised to turn the trade rag around . One of his most dramatic moves to date: attempting to lure Page Six editor Richard Johnson to LA with a million dollar pay package. More

The Most Awful Summer Vacation Horror Stories of All Time [Horror Stories]

On Wednesday we asked for your vacation horror stories , and you people delivered with some shitty vacations. Literally. Step on in for tales of woe that will shock and amaze you, and might make you stay at home this summer. More

Jersey Shore Shenanigans Spur Suit Against Snooki and JWOWW [Shore Thing]

A Chicago woman has filed suit against MTV, parent company Viacom, and Jersey Shore pugilists Snooki and JWOWW after the dynamic duo beat the snot out of her at a Miami club in what appears to be a territorial dispute. More

Observe the House of Gaga in All Its Glory [Real Estate Porn]

Take a look at the $25,000-a-month Los Angeles mansion that pop supernova Lady Gaga is currently renting . Five bedrooms, 5 1/2 baths, pool, gardens, and fitness room. The house is worth $16M. There’s even a room for Alejandro! More

Tell Us Your Summer Vacation Horror Stories [Summer]

As the July 4th weekend approaches and with the kids finally out of school, summer really does seem to be upon us. Which means vacation! Typically that’s a good thing, but sometimes it can go horribly, horribly awry. More

A Brief Video Celebration of Crazy Old Larry King [Clip Reel]

Yesterday we heard the news that Larry King is leaving his long-running CNN show . As something of a tribute, we put together a brief compilation of some delightfully batty Larry moments. Gaze and remember our befuddled hero. More