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What if We Can’t Stop the BP Oil Leak? The Nightmare Scenario [Worst Case]

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What’s the worst case scenario for the BP oil spill ? How about the horrifying possibility of leaks in the pipe below the sea floor—leaks that could open up a “gusher… directly into the oil deposit”? More

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Levi Johnston’s Sister Has a Great New Comedy Blog [Siblings]

Posted on June 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Levi Johnston has successfully marketed his “brand” after impregnating Bristol Palin . But what of his sister, Mercede, who impregnated no one? When will somebody pay her for being tangentially news-related? Soon, probably, now that she has a funny blog. More

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What to Expect From Obama’s Oval Office Address Tonight [Speeches]

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone in the White House has finally convinced Barack Obama to do a primetime address about the oil spill . He’ll be in the Oval Office . Fancy! But can we expect to hear anything new? Will he “act angrily” enough? More

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Stripped Bare [Recaps]

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

On last night’s episode we saw two people leave. One physically left the show, the other finally cut the tether to the real, rational world and floated up into the New Jersey sky and almost disappeared. Almost. More

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Notes from Michigan: Insuranceless Woman Shoots Self to Get Medical Care [Disasters]

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kathy Myers, a 41-year-old woman from the broke-ass wasteland known commonly as Michigan, recently shot herself in the shoulder hoping that emergency doctors would also have to fix a different shoulder injury while they were working on her. They didn’t. More

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American Apparel’s Complete Guide to Grooming [Exclusive]

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last week, we learned that sextastic clothing line American Apparel hires and fires employees based on photos , and we shared internal documents detailing their No Uglies Allowed policies. Today, we bring you AA’s actual Grooming Standards—male and female. More

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Does the Church of Scientology Force Abortions On Its Pregnant Members? [Religion]

Posted on June 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Scientologists just can’t catch a break. People were angry when John Travolta dropped them off in Haiti to touch people. They are accused of covering up child rape . And now, former members are saying they were pressured into having abortions. More

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Apple’s Worst Security Breach: 114,000 iPad Owners Exposed [Exclusive]

Posted on June 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apple has suffered another embarrassment. A security breach has exposed iPad owners including dozens of CEOs, military officials, and top politicians. They—and every other buyer of the wireless-enabled tablet—could be vulnerable to spam marketing and malicious hacking. More

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Minutemen Founder Accused of Threatening Family With Guns [Crazies]

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chris Simcox , co-founder of the Minutemen border militia and recent primary opponent of John McCain , is getting divorced. According to his wife, it’s just small stuff, like how he “twice brandished a gun and threatened to shoot his family.” More

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How to Get That Annoying Song Out of Your Head Forever [Guides]

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It can’t be explained by nature or science, but it happens to everyone: You get some annoying tune or jingle playing on repeat in your noggin’ for hours on end. Here is how to stop the music. More

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