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Autotune Jihadis Assault America’s Eardrums with Terrible Hip-Hop Songs [Terror]

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Al Qaeda’s latest diabolical plot: an assault on America’s eardrums. The weapon with which it plans to do this: autotune. A pair of hip-hop jihadis—including Alabama-born convert Omar Hammami —released hot new English-language tracks on terrorist websites this week. More

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American Idol: The Last Two People On Earth [Recaps]

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Well, that was that. The last time that an American Idol Season 9 contestant will sing for sweet, sweet survival votes. How do you feel? Sad? Happy? Relieved? Drunk? Mostly I feel all those things. Come, let’s discuss. More

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The Nine Meals and 20 Drinks That Will Kill You [Food Culture]

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pretty soon, you will have to wear a bathing suit, outside of your house. Will you look like a babe/hunk? Not if you are eating the nine chain restaurant meals or 20 drinks that are the “worst in America.” More

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Sweet Stink of Success [Recaps]

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last night’s wander into the lost villages of Bergen County brought us stories of struggle and effort, of hard-won victories and vague, melancholy defeats. We learned that it is not about “winning or losing” it is solely about winning. More

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The Idiots Responsible for the BP Oil Leak Disaster [Blame Game]

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been one month since the Deepwater Horizon oil rig blew up, and oil is still leaking at an astonishing rate. Entire state economies might be crushed, and whole ecosystems wiped out. So whose fault is it? More

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They Have Seen Sex and the City 2 and It Is Bad [Reviews]

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The newest batch of ladygoop premiered last night to much fanfare and fancy dressery . But how was the actual movie? Well, judging by a few critics’ reactions, it was not so good. Actually, it sounds terrible . More

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Yahoo’s CEO Tells Journalist to ‘F—- Off’ [VideUhOh]

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a clip of Carol Bartz speaking more bluntly than the potty-mouthed Yahoo CEO has ever spoken in public before. She tells TechCrunch editor Mike Arrington to “fuck off,” and that’s not the start of it. More

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What to Do During Television’s Off-Season [Listicle]

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lost is ( ugh ) over. So is Gossip Girl . American Idol comes to an end this week. And Glee wraps up next week. There is now nothing to watch! What the hell are we supposed with all this free time? More

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The Lost Finale Was Incredibly Dumb [Rants]

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Once upon a time, there was a television show about a bunch of people on an island. For six years it was one of the most fascinating things on TV. And then it ended, in the worst way possible. More

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Sarah Palin Says She’d Consider Running for President [Not Again]

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s difficult to judge, because she’s so vain and blithering and not know does language English to use how. But she may, on Fox News Sunday, have made a tentative move towards a presidential run. More

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