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Lady Gaga’s Penis Dies In Berlin Sex Club Bathroom [Rumors]

She has confirmed it, she’s denied it. We have endlessly speculated on it. But today it ends: A British journalist went into a bathroom with Lady Gaga and emerged with proof that Lady Gaga has no penis. Or did she? More

Lost Finale Theories from Someone Who Has Never Seen Lost [Listicle]

So, it seems like we are the only website on the Internet today not covering the highly anticipated series finale of Lost . This is because your two weekend editors have never seen the show. But we still have some theories! More

What This Asian Man Learned from the ‘Things Black People Do’ Twitter Trend [Race Relations]

So, I spent a few minutes browsing the #Thingsblackpeopledo trend on Twitter last night. Oh come on, you clicked on it, too. It’s just sitting there! I learned something very interesting about another culture. More

Was Lindsay Lohan Partying with Cocaine When She Was Supposed to be in Court? [Uh Oh]

Here’s a lesson in what not to do when you’re skipping the court date that will decide whether you go to jail for violating probation: Pose beside a tray of cocaine, at a no-pants party in Cannes. LiLo did it. More

Real Housewives of New York: Kelly Killoren Bensimon, 1968-2010 [Recaps]

On part two of Housewives ‘ study of a woman on the verge, the Virgin Island girls drank some very non-virgin drinks and got to squawking. And then, sadly, Kelly Killoren Bensimon exploded. More

Real Housewives of New York: Kelly Bensimon, 1968-2010 [Recaps]

On part two of Housewives ‘ study of a woman on the verge, the Virgin Island girls drank some very non-virgin drinks and got to squawking. And then, sadly, Kelly Killoren Bensimon exploded. More

How to Work When the Boss Is Away: A Handy Guide [Field Guides]

As Memorial Day approaches there are going to be plenty of days when your boss will be jetsetting someplace fabulous while you’re stuck in your cubicle. Feel free to celebrate, but here are some rules to make it go smoothly. More

Is this Weird Rat Monster the Mythical Oomajinakoos? [Monsters]

Summer monster season has begun! This foot-long creature with a rats tail was found in a creek in Northern Ontario. Elders used to find them all the time, but this is the first Oomajinakoos to be found in forty years. More

The Internet Rescues Two Russians From Sex Slavery [Heartwarming]

Two Russian girls paid $3000 to come to America for work. They were told to report to a shady New York nightclub to become ‘hostesses’. A concerned friend posted about it on Metafilter. They were apparently saved. More

Lindsay Lohan Was Partying with Cocaine When She Was Supposed to be in Court [Uh Oh]

Here’s a lesson in what not to do when you’re skipping the court date that will decide whether you go to jail for violating probation: Pose beside a tray of cocaine, at a no-pants party in Cannes. LiLo did it. More