Tag Archives: none-solid

Why Is the White House Hiding Elena Kagan’s Family? [Speculation]

The Times is reporting that journalists are being prevented from speaking with the family of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan . Specifically, Times journalists. What is Obama hiding from the press? Come, join us in rampant speculation! More

What Is Sarah Palin’s New Book About? [Fill In The Blanks]

Sarah Palin is writing another book! It’ll be called America By Heart , and will be “about” her favorite people, speeches, books, and whatever else she can think up before Thanksgiving. Help us figure out what’s going to be in it! More

Confirmed: Sanford Canoodled Argentine Lover in Florida Last Weekend [Triumph Of Love]

Gov. Mark Sanford and his metaphorical Appalachian Trail have reunited. After Gawker Stalker caught sight of Sanford and his Argentine lover in Florida, Sanford has admitted the rumor is true. He and Maria are back together! More

American Idol: Dueling Duets [Recaps]

The final four sang for their suppers last night and boy was it mediocre. Just really, really kinda OK. It had its high-ish points and its low-ish ones too, but mostly it was just extremely aight. More

Watch Conan O’Brien’s Illegal Jay Leno Impression [Google]

Here are the funniest moments of Conan O’Brien ‘s recent visit to Google’s Silicon Valley headquarters, including the comedian on Google’s “entitled a-hole” staff—and a cutting impersonation of Jay Leno that apparently violated legal constraints. More

Gaywatch: Law School Friends, Eliot Spitzer Say Kagan is Straight [The Gays]

Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is not gay, says her law school roommate Sarah Walzer . Former New York governor Eliot Spitzer , who knew her as a Princeton undergrad, agrees. And yet, the rumor persists. More

Will the Constant Attention Ruin Jersey Shore? [Shore Thing]

Jersey Shore turned out to be a major cash cow for MTV, club promoters, photo agencies, and any innocent bystander who a cast member happened to attack. But now that everyone wants a piece, will they bleed it dry? More

What To Do If You Become an Internet Meme [The Internets]

A girl who posted pics of her “epic boobs” and inadvertently became an Internet meme lost a lawsuit against the outlet that made her a star. It raises the question: If you become an internet meme, what should you do? More

NYT Columnist Appropriately Ejected From Restaurant [GET OUT]

Ron Lieber writes a financial column for the New York Times . He is also a self-appointed Regulator of Restaurant Noise. Which is how he got himself kicked out of a restaurant last weekend, with good reason. More

Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Ham Game [Recaps]

In last night’s second episode of the second season (a little of the old Chuck Woolery “two and two”), we learned more about the Real Children of New Jersey. Most of the things we learned were bad. More