Lindsay Lohan is the kind of walking corpse pussy that if I found it on the side of the road, I would make a weekend at Bernie’s out of her…until I couldn’t take the smell anymore… I just like her that fucking much…. Whether swilling / swimming in her lace outfit with those big tits in Mykonos…with rich people she probably works it for…or being half dead, almost forgotten celebrity…who will always be lindsay Lohan… She’ll always be perfect to me…and not just at swimming and blowing her nose…but at everything… For Pics of Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Love and Life While Half Dead… CLICK HERE I will always love her. The post Lindsay Lohan Bikini Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always love it when hot models have something to promote, and here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in London launching her new fragrance Rosie for Autograph. Anyway, even though I’ve got my nose two inches away from my computer screen right now, I can’t tell you guys what it smells like. But if I had to guess, I’d say probably roses and blogger tears from knowing this is the closest we’ll ever get to a hottie like Rosie. Actually, scratch that. I can probably get my nose an inch closer. Wish me luck! » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com
So I know I said Erin Heatherton looked a little “thick” the last time we saw her and I’d like to officially apologize, because the Victoria’s Secret hottie was looking great at the launch party for some new cologne called Curve Sport. I bet she smells great too, but until they invent Smell-O-Vision for laptops, I can’t say for sure. I tried putting my nose right up to my screen, but the only thing I got was the smell of old pizza and dirty laundry and a headache. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Alexandra Eriksson earlier in the week, here’s another great bikini photoshoot from the hot model for us all to drool over today. And I’m pretty glad to see this amazing booty of Alexandra’s back on m y computer screen again so soon. At least, I’m pretty sure it’s hers. To be honest, they all start to look the same when your nose is only an inch from the screen. » view all 14 photos Photos: Fameflynet
A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:41pm PST Izabel Goulart fitness makes me laugh, because I know what she’s doing here, and it’s not fitness, it is fetish erotic, it’s like a girl on a cam site picking her nose for the pervert asking to watch her pick her nose, because ever since elementary school he got hard looking at girls pick their noses….he’s weird… I am sure this isn’t the reason she looks like this, I am sure she’s just doing this because she gets good response and press out of it, and it helps book her for campaigns and gives her an angle, and I am sure I love watching it…but I can’t buy into this being relevant fitness tips, but then again I am 300 pounds and know nothing about fitness, I am more into knowing about fit asses…it’s a skill.
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All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff. Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff. Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
When it comes to changing her looks, “I would do anything if it makes me feel good,” says Farley. With one big exception. “I don#39;t like touching my face only because I#39;m always scared you can never go back. All those nose jobs and cheek implants and stuff like that, people get those and can never go back to what they were. I love my nose.” A nip and tuck above the neckline#x003f; No, thanks, says Snooki JWoww star Jenni “JWoww” Farley. After welcoming daughter Meilani Alexandra last mon
A grand jury indicted Texas Gov. Rick Perry on Friday for abusing the powers of his office, but the longest-serving governor in state history denies any wrongdoing. Perry allegedly abused the powers of the governor’s office by carrying out a threat to veto funding for state prosecutors investigating public corruption. He promised publicly to nix $7.5 million in funding over two years for the public integrity unit run by the office of Travis County D.A. Rosemary Lehmberg. This threat took place after Lehmberg, a Democrat, was convicted of drunken driving last year, but refused Perry’s calls to resign from her position. No one disputes that Perry is allowed to veto measures approved by the Legislature, as he did in following through on his promise to axe the funds. By using public pressure to boast that he would do so as a means of trying to Lehmberg to quit, however, the grand jury felt he broke the law. Perry, 64, and his legal team adamantly disagree. Mary Anne Wiley, Perry’s general counsel, predicted he will be cleared of the charges against him, and thinks the exercise is largely a political stunt. “The veto in question was made in accordance with the veto authority afforded to every governor under the Texas Constitution,” said Perry’s counsel. David L. Botsford, Perry’s defense attorney, said he was outraged by what he called “political abuse of the court system” with “no legal basis.” Lehmberg, and the grand jury that indicted Perry, are based in Austin, which is heavily Democratic, in contrast to most of the rest of conservative Texas. Abuse of official capacity is a first-degree felony with potential punishments of 5-99 years in prison. Coercion of a public servant carries 2-10 years. In office since 2000, Perry isn’t seeking re-election in November as he readies for what many believe will be second run for the White House in 2016. When he ran for president in 2012, Perry plummeted from brief front-runner for the Republican nomination to national punchline after a series of gaffes. None greater than his infamous “oops” moment: Rick Perry Photos & Clips 1. Rick Perry Stumbles in Debate Rick Perry’s campaign for president is probably done for after this almost comically bad performance in last night’s debate. OOPS.
