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Milla Jovovich for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that she almost died doing….before landing a movie role in the Fifth Element….a movie that people still dress up as for Halloween… My memory of Fifth Element is getting a fucking handjob in a drive in theatre by some fat chick – thinking – why couldn’t I be getting a hand job by that orange haired goddess…only to imagine orange hair on this pig giving me the handjob – giving me a visual of a terrifying Ronald McDonald’s if he actually ate McDonalds vibe – before clowns were terrorizing people in the USA….they were terrorizing me… I still came on her and ended up marrying her…so in ways the Fifth Element and Milla Jovovich ruined my fucking life…and I guess ruined hers by having a bunch of kids…but here she is now..VOGUE UKRAINE…making moves like old times… The post Milla Jovovich for Vogue Ukraine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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KFC MAGGOTS VS Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Music Video of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t figure out what is more exciting.. 1- Maggots on KFC chicken that KFC is denying is from their stores – because it’s day old and fucking vile looking – as a woman narrates a beautiful story that could be turned into a mini-series….and I think it’s safe to say it could be a scam, or it could be her poor refrigeration or it could be bad KFC, since all KFC is bad, what do you expect from Fast Food run by a franchisee selling cheap fucking chicken…not to mention even the best KFC, the freshest KFC, is bad KFC….it is disgusting and I haven’t eaten it since the 90s..no one I know eats it but then again I’m not friends with that many black people…who seem to line up for this shit everyday… Or…. 2. Charlotte McKinney hanging onto her big tit celebrity because people like big tits, and they may have seen her on TV or in the Tabloids with her big tits she’s been milking as if they were golden milk producing, which I guess in ways they are… I’m going with KFC maggots…she’s so fucking lame but at least Charlotte McKinney isn’t that other music video whore Tits Emily Ratajkowski, but they are both pretty much the worst… The post KFC MAGGOTS VS Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor is Amazing of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Petra Nemcova and her big tits….that survived the Tsunami….making them super hero tits…unlike her boyfriend who died in the Tsunami…who she wasn’t romantic enough to Romeo and Juliette dude…and die with him…and who probably was who she used to step on to climb the tree that saved her before dude was swiped away… Most tits I know can’t even pay their own rent…they barely suck dick enough to justify getting their rent paid…bare minimum bitches…but these tits have been making their own money forever…when they aren’t surviving natural disasters….because that’s just how communism works…it makes fucking survivors…with hero tits..that I can stare at while at events!! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Daddoria Tits in Baked in Brooklyn of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexandra Daddoria has big tits…and people are really excited that they are in some movie or TV show called Baked in Brooklyn because the clip, that I am not posting, because I am lazy and no one reads the site anyway…and it looks like it’s not quite tit enough for my tit support, endorsement, co-sign, etc…because no tit is worth looking at if you can’t see it’s damn nipple… So just click on the pics…dudes seem to be very into them…I guess since they are all mysterious and shit…even though you can google them…and see them full nippled… Weird. World. We. Live. In.. The post Alexandra Daddoria Tits in Baked in Brooklyn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gwyneth Paltrow is Disturbing in Harper’s of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t find Gwyneth Paltrow hot when she was hot….or at her hottest…because I didn’t find her hot. I just took her for what she was, and LA rich kid with a connected dad, that allowed her to take her trust fund into meetings with his friends who would cast her in movies, because Hollywood is an insular bullshit system that has inflated the value of garbage content by pretending it is art, but if it was actual art, why is it all driven by money, cash and bullshit flash that makes people think they are doing something of value… So I don’t find this photoshopped, weirdo version of herself…that doesn’t even look like her or a human…but a cartoon of her..that is not hot…but she was never hot, not then, not in a one piece and heels…not ever… The post Gwyneth Paltrow is Disturbing in Harper’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn Bare Ass VS Eva Green Cleave IN GQ Germany of the Day

Posted on October 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

GQ Germany exists…because every country deserves a version of an American privately own magazine based on being a Gentleman, or someone who jerks off to gentlemen, with the guise or illusion that you’re reading it for the chicks, because they are half naked chicks, but not the good kind of half naked chicks, but rather the kind that you see in fashion magazines designed for women…not men trying to be men and the whole thing is confusing…but there’a Toni Garrn butt shot…if you’re into things that Leonardo DiCaprio pretended to have sex with while banging dudes….there is also Eva Green, who was awesome in that youthful porno movie she was in years ago…but both shoots, by the European leading country, are dull….and that’s why I am posting it…because like GQ, I don’t care about giving you things you like… TONI GARRN EVA GREEN The post Toni Garrn Bare Ass VS Eva Green Cleave IN GQ Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Full Tita in See Through Lingerie in Public of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora wore a see through lingerie nightgown neglige out for the paparazzi….something that should be worn by a 50 year old mom trying to entice her bored, depressed, angry, hateful husband into fucking her like she sees women fucked in the movies, before she makes the move to cheat on him, as all whores who don’t get what they want do… It’s a meant for the bedroom, but when you’re famous from your tits, it’s meant for the public sphere, to ensure that people notice, talk about said tits, as the tits are becoming more and more accessible, available, showcased, and those boring… This is the kind of low level celebrity, who needs her tits to be wanted, celebrated, craved…because the second dudes move onto new tits…better tits…more youthful and talented…with more likelihood of actually making it…her tits get put on a shelf…forgotten…so as the owner of said tits…she needs to bring them to the front, make a table centerpeice out of the tits…and here are the tits…all round and full..and worth noticing…she’s she’s worth all she’s worth because of them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Full Tita in See Through Lingerie in Public of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Thick Cleavage and New Tattoo of the Day

Posted on October 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff never excited me…I never thought she was this hot little thing…I generally don’t find any of these actors hot to begin with…but she was just not even on my radar, not when she was 18 and making 100s of millions of dollars doing whatever the bullshit show we was doing – not ever…if anything I just liked laughing at her weird looking sister who clearly got that shitty side of the DUFF deal….so when she got pregnant, married, and turned older than 18…and as the days turned into weeks, the weeks into months, months into years…as her baby crawled out of her…to eventually crawl…to eventually be however old it is now….I just didn’t see any appeal, I just assumed her billionaire hockey husband liked her as a human sacrifice to his teammates…a little locker room initiation where she’s the rag they cum on before the new recruit has to lick it off…but then the divorce happened, I guess she did cross fit, trannies starting popping up everywhere, and skinny wasn’t the new black, it was the old black and fat chicks dominated the space…where she turned 28 or 29…and her mom legs got sturdier, thicker, strong enough to carry a fridge on her back up a hill for her trainer…who clearly did a good job training her, as he’s rumored to be banging her, a little K-Fed situation of his own…because when you’re a trainer in Hollywood this is what you dream of….and now…all the pics she’s in is this big and bust, powerhouse…and I just can’t help but think it’s wonderful…I don’t know why I think it’s wornderful..maybe early onslaught dementia…or maybe it is infact wonderful…but I guess what I’m saying is that I am a Hilary Duff fan and I am sexualizing her…even when I shouldn’t be, not because she’s a woman and just innocently walking around, not inviting perverts to sexualize her, but because she’s old, washed up….and I shouldn’t like any of this…but I do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE In other Hilary Duff news…she got a Tattoo of a sketch of a rose…to honour her pussy, that was once a budding young thing…that has blossomed into a gaping mom thing…and in a few years…she’ll add a wilding…pedals falling off as it slowly dies…to the mix…unless I’ve analyzed this completely wrong…which happens, I didn’t go to art school you know… The post Hilary Duff Thick Cleavage and New Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on October 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff never excited me…I never thought she was this hot little thing…I generally don’t find any of these actors hot to begin with…but she was just not even on my radar, not when she was 18 and making 100s of millions of dollars doing whatever the bullshit show we was doing – not ever…if anything I just liked laughing at her weird looking sister who clearly got that shitty side of the DUFF deal….so when she got pregnant, married, and turned older than 18…and as the days turned into weeks, the weeks into months, months into years…as her baby crawled out of her…to eventually crawl…to eventually be however old it is now….I just didn’t see any appeal, I just assumed her billionaire hockey husband liked her as a human sacrifice to his teammates…a little locker room initiation where she’s the rag they cum on before the new recruit has to lick it off…but then the divorce happened, I guess she did cross fit, trannies starting popping up everywhere, and skinny wasn’t the new black, it was the old black and fat chicks dominated the space…where she turned 28 or 29…and her mom legs got sturdier, thicker, strong enough to carry a fridge on her back up a hill for her trainer…who clearly did a good job training her, as he’s rumored to be banging her, a little K-Fed situation of his own…because when you’re a trainer in Hollywood this is what you dream of….and now…all the pics she’s in is this big and bust, powerhouse…and I just can’t help but think it’s wonderful…I don’t know why I think it’s wornderful..maybe early onslaught dementia…or maybe it is infact wonderful…but I guess what I’m saying is that I am a Hilary Duff fan and I am sexualizing her…even when I shouldn’t be, not because she’s a woman and just innocently walking around, not inviting perverts to sexualize her, but because she’s old, washed up….and I shouldn’t like any of this…but I do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE In other Hilary Duff news…she got a Tattoo of a sketch of a rose…to honour her pussy, that was once a budding young thing…that has blossomed into a gaping mom thing…and in a few years…she’ll add a wilding…pedals falling off as it slowly dies…to the mix…unless I’ve analyzed this completely wrong…which happens, I didn’t go to art school you know… The post Hilary Duff Thick Cleavage and New Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Allison Brie Crotch Shot of the Day

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Allison Brie is wearing some one piece thing – that I don’t give a fuck about – because who the fuck is Allison Brie..other than some overly famous, inflated ego, who probably doesn’t deserve the fame or attention she gets, but luckily for her people are lazy, bookers are lazy, casting people are lazy, fans are lazy, everyone is lazy…so when some eager little whore like this roles around…they cast her, because why not, she’s family, people seemingly like her, she was on a TV show…perfect.. I am only posting it because I downloaded the pics to see if I could zoom in to see her bush, or stubble, that’s a high rise bathing suit and as a bush man, I appreciate bush, thinking this Jewish girl would deliver, but she didn’t she didn’t deliver at all…I see nothing… I guess I am also posting it because I am a masochist, and this one blocked me on Twitter, god knows when, I haven’t used twitter in a decade or more, but I guess I like being reminded when I annoy people enough to click the block button, it’s the closest thing to accomplished I feel…like a murderer keeping the bodies in the fridge as a reminder of the murder….only without the whole murdering or really anything of impact, because I am insignificant in her life and no family members are remembering her in some memorial, no fans are missing her, and I’m not in prison…instead here I am putting nonsense pics of her up, despite truly feeling at my core that she is insignificant in my life, but taking this time to do this would prove otherwise…it’s a weird prison I’ve built myself…a very weird prison… The post Allison Brie Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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