Here’s Taylor Swift on TV showing off her skinny legs – this is what happens when girls start dating or in her case “BFF-ing” models. Now, I have a skinny leg fetish, there something that makes me want to crawl up skinny legs and build a fort in their warm most crevice where those skinny legs meet – whether the girl’s legs are well-traveled, you know been explored by at least a dude a month – or not…but I can’t get into this because she’s doing some Ichabod shit with her face… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I think these are the first appearance of Jennifer Lawrence nipples since the nude pics happened….and for some reason I find her more interesting to look at… Maybe because I know she’s a real person now, or at least one I don’t mind looking at naked, or maybe it is because her nudes have led me to develop very strong friendships with her lawyers… Maybe I know that celebrities love themselves and the attention and that she was hardly ashamed of these nude pics, she’s just pretending to be – because it’s good for business, or her brand but rather loves every second of it…because they are exhibitionist… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
American based Thai superstar SARA MALAKUL , who you can find on various movies on Netflix that may or may not include her tits…but should always include her tits, because her tits are what legends are made of, even if her being Thai, statistically means she has a penis and the only reason she is in America is because some rockstar or celebrity imported her and her amazing face to work for him – when his wife is at the gym, if you know what I mean… Now that’s probably not her storyline, since she’s got a US passport thanks to being born in GUAM, and she’s probably got a VAG that she was born with in GUAM, so no need for her to get imported by a tranny loving eccentric George Clooney-type like she was BAI LING, but it is to say that her being half white from Thailand makes me think maybe her dad was into that George Clooney-type hustle, because why else would he end up in Thailand in the 80s? For the Elephants? I bet it was for the elephants… Well she’s naked for genius nude photographer NATE WALTON …not THOSE Waltons…this is a little less wholesome Waltons…and she’s looking’ pretty fucking awesome…
My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe – is not her great tits that she’s shown before, I mean even some of these “leaked Nudes” are from a shoot I’ve already posted JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe – is that she grew up without a father, only to have her bio dad go through a series of paternity tests and legal bullshit to claim her, when he was already married to Gwen Stefani, before his whole tranny sex scandal hit… I just think having a famous dad who denies having you for 14 years – does some damage and when he tries to right the wrong by getting her gigs modelling and sending her money – despite her stepMOM hating her – the damage is done… And that’s lovely…she’s hot as fuck, but I’d expect her nudes to be more hardcore considering her fashion stuff is just as naked….
Here’s a creepy shoot by Vogue Italia that I like to think is for Halloween, and that I figure I would challenge you all to masturbate, but figure you’ve already masturbated to so much weirder shit than a model dressed like a vintage mannequin, because you’re room is already filled with them because you found them in the dumpster and found them beautiful…and more affordable than the sex doll you were saving up for…I mean..in order to get you off – we will need to push things further than this – but I still think it’s cool…
I generally hate Black and White pictures…not because I hate black and white pictures but I find them “Phony” art…you know someone trying to get some vibe like “soft focus” because it is high concept – even when it is absolutely not… You see unless they are shot on black and white film, some photographer decided to turn a perfectly good color picture into Black and White in photoshop, and I just find that lame. There is no point!! But then there is this model….Her name is Alyssa Barbara and she’s fucking amazing in color, black and white, pixelated, from afar, on CC TV cameras, on anything that let’s me into her life to stare, even for just a minute.. The pics are shot by GREGORIO CAMPOS and I’m not hating him for doing this. I’m not mad at him for it. I just hate digital black and white – because it makes no sense…but I guess despite always thinking I am right, by lifestyle and how things have worked out – pretty much make it clear I’m pretty fucking wrong.
I was happy to see these pictures of Dana Wright on the internet – posing for some hipster looking Purple Magazine published campaign shot by some little asian artist chick – probably on film – as that is what differentiates the instagram photographers – and the instagram photographers with a scanner. Funny enough, Dana Wright is one of the few models I post about who I actually know. I think I’ve hung out with her once or twice..maybe even 3 times. At the time, she was the American Apparel house model – traveling the world posing in their Hipster take on The Gap…and from what I remember, she’s dark, she’s funny, she’s tall, skinny and hot…and she wouldn’t have sex with..they never have sex with me…but I feel like I’ve won…because I just had sex with her.
Everyone hates on Ariana Grande for being a unappreciative, bratty, cunt…you know who doesn’t respect her fans, who acts up and who her “life coach” quits on because who needs a fucking life coach. You know the kind of girl who steals black cock from her other teen starlets from equivalently low grade song and dance performances like the shit you see on shows like GLEE… But what people don’t realize is that all these child stars are unappreciative, bratty, cunts. It is very hard to be nice when you’ve been coddled and handled your entire life. Put to work to make mom’s dreams come true, and given an ice cream, or whatever she wants as bribes to do it…because normal kids don’t have work ethic, it is kind of part of being a kid, and those who do are the ones abused into working – whether it’s tending the farm – or tending to producers… So dealing with any actor – talented or not – is a fucking headache – but staring at their slutty friend and/or sister, who is probably too young for me to be looking at, and I am only doing it because everyone, at least when dressed slutty, looks 25 to me…it’s very hard to determine whether she’s 18 or not when you find her in a club in booty shorts drunk and high dancing like a shitty music video…that’s why you gotta card them all, Save yourself some jail time… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Gigi Hadid is an LA rich kid “model” Gigi Hadid is making bullshit moves in her career, that I guess is still a career, even if it was given to her by her vain, rich, ridiculous looking father for a Christmas gift one year, because her rich ass already had a pony and modeling careers are way more in right now – it’s like a reason for her to do shoots for her instagram or some shit…not that she gets paid… She’s the Daughter of Mohammed Hadid – some billionaire real estate developer who has some really powerful friends like the guy who owns Guess, because that’s how rich people function – they keep their 1 percent closely tied together – while making the 99 percent their fucking slaves…..so she was cute enough to use in campaigns…. Now she’s an it girl – and in S Moda…not showing nipples.S he’s good enough to K-Fed…
