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McKayla Maroney Does the Splits Adidas Campaign of the Day

You know after seeing the McKayla Maroney nude pics that she pretended weren’t of her – until deciding to accept that they were of her – only to say that they were taken at 17 and that anyone who looked at them was a sex offender – her doing the splits at 18 probably isn’t as appealing to you – because if you even know who McKayla Maroney, I am going to assume it is because you are a sex offender who likes her youthful disposition, and that it is not because you are into Olympic level gymnastics…you fucking pervert… I also will assume that being an 18 year old girl, who knew her audience was a bunch of creeps, she played up being young and innocent because that’s what you all wanted…I know how young girls think, especially in this porn generation…I know nothing is innocent anymore…blame internet, hormones in the food, and Kim Kardashian.

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McKayla Maroney Does the Splits Adidas Campaign of the Day

stepGIRL Rockin Into the AM of the DAy

It is a long weekend in Canada, I think it’s Canadian Thanksgiving, because Canadians are 2 months ahead of Americans in all things at leas that’s what I tell myself while stealing wifi from my neighbors igloo because he can afford the trained beavers and moose that power his electricity on a giant hamster wheel… I figure the best way to celebrate is by putting out this stepGIRL shoot of babes in some INTO THE AM gear…shot by the homies at The Headhuntr starring stepGIRLS you would want to spend the night with, all night with, well INTO THE AM , at raves, at clubs, drunk, high or confused by the EDM brainwashing noise…in bed, or in a back alley while their boyfriend is at home sleeping…because they are that good…both wearing INTO THE AM and naked….be in love..it’s worth it…

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Scarlett Johansson’s Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

Funny. Scarlett Johansson as a mom…has less of a dumpy ass than prior to being a mom. I wonder how that happens. I assume it is the pants talking, or maybe she’s breast feeding, and burning thousands of calories an hour, I mean let’s hope she’s breast feeding, since her breasts are really the best thing about her, and the idea of being nourished by them, so that you never have to detach from them, at least as a grown man and not some lecherous baby that has ruined her…because babies are gross…even though I felt she was ruined years ago…and just an overrated face… Anyway, here she is with her man…her ass…kissing for the paps..in love…take it in…and remember – that dude’s life, even if Scarjo isn’t your thing, is better than yours, because Scarjo could have 99 percent of people, but chose him instead…these things happen, probably very often for you… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sarah Jessica Parker Bra Strap is All Nose of the Day

All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff. Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sarah Jessica Parker Bra Strap is All Nose of the Day

Sarah Jessica Parker Bra Strap is All Nose of the Day

All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff. Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Iggy Azalea’s Concert Pic of the Day

Iggy Azalea is a bootleg rapper, popstar, who doesn’t write her own music, but has attached herself via her vagina to as many black rapper dudes as possible and has in turn become very popular, at least with white suburban girls – especially the fat ones -because she is living their dream, giving them a voice, and all that bullshit.. She has a sex tape out there, a stunt I am sure she created, she’s from Australia and claims to have been a stripper, I am sure there is more to this story as no investor would ever put money into a stripper from Australia, they just aren’t reliable people. It’s all a facade, an image, a fake as fuck fabricated lie… But she masturbates on stage and I can’t see how that could be bad for the 16 year old girls obsessed with her…I mean I’m sure it wouldn’t lead to them being inspired to do illegal shit themselves – because historically kids are never influenced by their idols…right? All this to say…Iggy Azalea is the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Precious Muir Vagina Flash of the Day

Her name is Precious Muir and I guess she just got a wax and felt the need to show the world in a “I don’t give a fuck” even though this is fully staged – kind of way… It’s the old “show them your labia and they will google you and maybe even follow you on instagram because you are low level and need any stunt you can get to get noticed”… It’s a tactic I encourage all girls to participate in, but I will say that it probably won’t make you famous – society sees too many vaginas now, everyday – everywhere, co-workers are passing around their vagina pics, kids in the same class are passing around vagina pics, the whole world wants the whole world to see their vagina pics – so Precious Muir is a dying breed in an archaic publicity stunt – that if this was 2004 – would have ended in a reality show…but now just gets a post on DrunkenStepfather…not really a win…for anyone…

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Taylor Swift’s Skinny Legs of the Day

Here’s Taylor Swift on TV showing off her skinny legs – this is what happens when girls start dating or in her case “BFF-ing” models. Now, I have a skinny leg fetish, there something that makes me want to crawl up skinny legs and build a fort in their warm most crevice where those skinny legs meet – whether the girl’s legs are well-traveled, you know been explored by at least a dude a month – or not…but I can’t get into this because she’s doing some Ichabod shit with her face… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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