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Elsa Hosk for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish. Fascinating. Right…I mean I’d assemble her badly after transporting her on the roof of my shitty euro car…to house my TV and collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist… The real fascinating thing about her is that she’s such a serious fucking babe, that she’s gone from being a NUDE MODEL IN IMMIGRANT VERSIONS OF AMERICAN MAGAZINES …you know serious bootleg shit…and has turned it into a serious career making over a million dollars a year… Most nude models I know turn to escorting….but this one turned to Victoria’s Secret…. I mean sure, I like the old Elsa better, this one has changed…at least based on her clothes alone…but she’s still lovely as fuck and worth keeping track of…you know, not just in her work, but in where she buys her groceries, and where she lives and where she is at any given time…some call it stalking…I call it being into a girl you’ve seen naked on the internet…I mean…she’s kind of asking for it…if she didn’t want it, she could just get an office job like normal girls…right?

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Elsa Hosk for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Ashley Benson Posing With Burrito of the Day

Ashley Benson’s biggest flaw is her love for Burritos. I mean she’s so fucking into the fuckers that she’s posting pics of her with one like they are on some romantic getaway in Europe. Normally girls don’t eat in public and pretend that they are stuffed after eating a baby carrot, so this kind of behavior is clearly fucking reckless, especailly when I’ve seen her topless, half naked, in bikinis, and all that other good stuff that clearly outlines how she’s a solid 10 pounds too fat…10 pounds she’d lose if she didn’t have romantic love affairs with burritos…the whole thing…quite disappointing…where has our world gone that makes girls think it’s ok to not only eat, but promote eating…I mean maybe I’m just old school and from an era of eating disorders…where the only people posing with food would be those who didn’t actually eat food, just to spin their starving themselves to death storyline…chubby girls loving food because their parents sold them off to the entertainment industry and food is the only thing that feels like a hug to them…isn’t cute, unless you’re into stuffers, which is a fetish that involves watching fat girls eat and eat to get fatter and fatter, which I am not….

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Ashley Benson Posing With Burrito of the Day

Ashley Benson Posing With Burrito of the Day

Ashley Benson’s biggest flaw is her love for Burritos. I mean she’s so fucking into the fuckers that she’s posting pics of her with one like they are on some romantic getaway in Europe. Normally girls don’t eat in public and pretend that they are stuffed after eating a baby carrot, so this kind of behavior is clearly fucking reckless, especailly when I’ve seen her topless, half naked, in bikinis, and all that other good stuff that clearly outlines how she’s a solid 10 pounds too fat…10 pounds she’d lose if she didn’t have romantic love affairs with burritos…the whole thing…quite disappointing…where has our world gone that makes girls think it’s ok to not only eat, but promote eating…I mean maybe I’m just old school and from an era of eating disorders…where the only people posing with food would be those who didn’t actually eat food, just to spin their starving themselves to death storyline…chubby girls loving food because their parents sold them off to the entertainment industry and food is the only thing that feels like a hug to them…isn’t cute, unless you’re into stuffers, which is a fetish that involves watching fat girls eat and eat to get fatter and fatter, which I am not….

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Ashley Benson Posing With Burrito of the Day

Luci Ford in a Bunny Mask by Lisa Boyle of the Day

Her name is LUCI FORD ….these pictures shot by Lisa Boyle …. I’ve posted on her a bunch of times before because she’s pretty fucking lovely…but these pictures are on some other level of fetish…full of masks, milk, tongue, and whatever the fuck else is going on that just made me want to milk myself to watch my wife lick it off the window, except for the fact that my wife is disgusting…

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Luci Ford in a Bunny Mask by Lisa Boyle of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s and the GQ Men of the Year Awards of the Day

Kim Kardashian was invited to the GQ Men of the Year Awards, because either she’s built like a man, has a man face, or she had sex with every man involved, or maybe her man was involved in the bullshit somehow…I don’t really look into this bullshit too much, I just know that I am amazed that she’s still relevant, especailly when looking at pics of her awful body in what looks like a farm animal, squeezed into some kind of metal harness, that PETA would protest naked, if it wasn’t on an actual farm animal, but instead on a girl with the sex appeal of a farm animal…. I am amazed people still bother with this trash…I mean fat girls in skimpy clothes is obviously a good way to generate some attention…but people aren’t supposed to like it, but people do like it, and people keep her relevant and making money. The second people stop caring, she disappears. So I blame us, for this….we are the reason society is cracking at the seam…like this outfit…because it’s a bit too small for delusional Kim… Cara Delevingne Was There and she was looking her best… #454522622 / gettyimages.com #454522626 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE GQ EVENT OF OTHER BABES CLICK HERE

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Kim Kardashian Photoshopped and Nude for GQ of the Day

I’ve already gone over the whole Kim Kardashian too many times. I figure life would have been better for all of us, except maybe Kim Kardashian, if we ended our coverage of her the week after the Sex Tape happened, like she was so many of the irrelevant stars of sex tapes before her, because I’ve seen the tape, it’s alright, but not worth the 100,000,000 dollars and TV career she’s had since. I mean the fact that she’s celebrated for interracial, unprotected sex, that was staged and under the guise that it was stolen from her and she was a victim, something anyone in porn would know was bullshit, I mean just look at how the nude hacked pics are being handled….no one is monetizing them, everyone is scared to post them, because the FBI is on it and out for blood…but for some reason…when it happened to Kardashian, a company still sells the fucking tape to this day, fully legally, because she’s full of shit….and so are these GQ Nude pics, because when you get photoshopped a bit too much, you no longer remain yourself, but a artist rendering of yourself…I mean you’d have to be a twisted artist to want to get Kim K naked at this stage in the game, you know the kind of artist who makes art with his feces….but here they are anyway.

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Emma Stern Nielsen for Wildfox of the DAy

Emma Stern Nielsen is the new object of my desire…the kind of girl I would watch masturbate, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting or how bad they look like they smell, I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things… That said, Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking.. The pics are for Wildfox, shot by my friend Mark Hunter…who I am going to harrass for the more naked pics you know he has from the topless portion of this campaign…you know the BTS VIP hustle…because nipples make toplessness official.

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Rihanna Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Rihanna is on Vacation…and for some reason she’s doing silly instagram photoshoots with her friend that she carts around with her. I forget her name, but she’s everywhere Rihanna goes, I assume on payroll, acting as her assistant, who gets shit on by her, but who east the shit, because scat is popular now, in style now, and more importantly, it comes with all the perks of travelling the world with Rihanna for free… I am pretty disappointed, that during a nude pic scandal, Rihanna wouldn’t step up her game and make her bikini shoot for instagram – a little more spread asshole. The reason I am disappointed in these pics, is because she’s the kind of girl who goes out practically naked on the regular…so seeing basic bikini action, is just dull…but I guess I am jaded, because I find spread asshole pics dull too, I just like that they happen…it kind of blurs the hypocrisy of Hollywood and Entertainment being wholesome, even though it’s really the most sleazy industry of fucking, drugs, and scamming around… Here are the pics…

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted this labor day white bikini pic to her facebook page that reminded me of why I love Anna Kournikova… Firstly, she’s known as a tennis player and I have a tennis player fetish. It’s a sport where the girls can be lean and athletic, white and rich, fancy and luxurious…pretty much the opposite of me…all while grunting and sweating in short skirts flashing panties…like little porn sluts, only it’s acceptable because it’s sport… Secondly, I don’t think she’s made any money off tennis games in the last 10 years, she doesn’t do the circuit, she doesn’t compete, yet she’s so fucking famous from tennis, more people know her, a non tennis player than actual tennis players, and that makes me laugh…She’s scammed the system…because hot girls get everything they want…

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted this labor day white bikini pic to her facebook page that reminded me of why I love Anna Kournikova… Firstly, she’s known as a tennis player and I have a tennis player fetish. It’s a sport where the girls can be lean and athletic, white and rich, fancy and luxurious…pretty much the opposite of me…all while grunting and sweating in short skirts flashing panties…like little porn sluts, only it’s acceptable because it’s sport… Secondly, I don’t think she’s made any money off tennis games in the last 10 years, she doesn’t do the circuit, she doesn’t compete, yet she’s so fucking famous from tennis, more people know her, a non tennis player than actual tennis players, and that makes me laugh…She’s scammed the system…because hot girls get everything they want…

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day