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Christina Masterson Topless Instagram Fail of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Masterson is a Power Ranger you probably never heard of, unless of course you sit at home watching kid’s shows, because you are a fucking creep…and kid’s shows are your porn…or I guess if you have kids and you’re forced to watch the shit because having kids robbed you of any freedom you may have had…and now the only time you can jerk off is when you’re pretending to take a shit, and even then it is questionable, cuz little Tommy can walk in at any given time, or worse, your wife, who will accuse you of cheating because she saw a porn site open on your computer to get you in the mood… Well, whether you’ve heard of her or not, we can all agree that she has failed in her toplessness on social media…it’s like she wants us to know her and her homie are comparing tits, but she doesn’t want to let us be the judge of who the winner is and for that, we should collectively hate her. I know I do.

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Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the early to market garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that was set up to be addictive for idiot kids, making garbage people think were famous….. But she reminds me of two girls I saw braless and in summer dresses earlier today, while waiting for a coffee,staring and hoping their tit would fall out as they told each other very intense stories that probably weren’t that intense at all, but they thought they were… Only unlike Whitney Port, the two girls I saw, didn’t fall out of their dresses…but they were more exciting and less sad than this cry for attention…

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McKayla Maroney’s Underage Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

IT’s not inappropriate to stare at an underage girl in a bikini, if you pretend you don’t know her age, like meeting her in the night club, and telling yourself the bouncer did the filtering for you, and he gave her 21, makin’ her fair game, even if she tells you she is actually 17, you just pretend she’s playing with your mind, before you go home with her, only to see she lives with her parents, and is still in high school, but you go for it anyway, cuz you’re not getting laid otherwise, I mean if you met in a club she must have progressive parents into this kind of thing…right? I mean McKayla won the fucking Olympic cold, she’s a national icon, she belongs to America, there no age on that… But there is a bikini on that…and here are the pics.

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The Kate Upton Topless Pics of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not convinced that these pictures of Kate Upton uncensored are actually Kate Upton’s tits, but rather some weird perverts low quality photoshop skills, because if it looks real it might as well be real… I am pretty sure she had pasties on in the making of this photoshoot, and that they just want us to think that she was topless, you know since her tits are all that matter about her…as the rest of her body is a pile of sloppiness.. I am not convinced that these pics of Kate Upton uncensored are real, because I would expect her nipples to either aim for the ground a lot more aggressively, even 2 years ago when this was shot…or look more like a cow udder. The good news is, I’ll post it anyway…. The fact that topless pics of her are so hard to come across, is just further proof that she’s not a real model. Real models have all been topless, and you can google them to see their nipples, but Kate Upton, she’s just more of a non nude BBW / BBQ fetish…horrible…

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Alyssa Milano in Maxim Old Ladies You’d Still Fuck Issue Of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Seeing Alyssa Milano all posing sexy in Maxim is weird to be…not because I saw her hairy arms, she’s had lasered on TV grow up before my very eyes, from 14 to 100 fucking years old, and seeing her try to be sexy makes me uncomfortable, but because she’s 100 fucking years old, and posing sexy, and that in itself should make everyone feel uncomfortable. I don’t care if she’s hot for 100, or not, she’s still a menopausal dried up twat who has no business being half naked… I don’t care how much she works out or how much estrogen she pumps herself with to stay youthful and womanly during “THE CHANGE”.. I don’t care how many obsessed fans are still into her cuz they are freaks and don’t know how to move on in their lives to experience new things, because the old and familiar are comfortable. This should have never happened… But I guess seeing as Maxim is going a dying magazine, it’s only natural to feature actresses whose sex appeal is dying if not already dead…

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Farrah Abraham New Tits Topless on the Beach of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you read the site, you will know that I really endorse this Farrah Abraham and her move into porn. It’s not just because I had the EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING It’s much bigger than that…. It’s like she represents all the is wrong in the world, while doing things the way I want her to be doing things… I mean sure, she’s annoying, she’s a total entitled cunt, even though she’s nothing but a porn chick. She’s got shitty implants, even with her new ones…but she squirts…on camera…for the promise of more fame…like she’s Kim Kardashian, only not Kim Kardashian…cuz Kim Kardashian played the sex tape as a scandal, where she was the victim, while this one is posing topless on the beach in staged shoots, attending porn conventions, all while pretending to not be a pornstar, when all she’s really done to date that matters, other than being a responsible teen with her pussy, is porn… I mean she’ll never be a big deal, she’ll never be hot, but bitch squirts and that’s some magical shit, when it happens in a porn with a pornstar as she pretends it’s not porn. Celebrity Sex Tapes, for the promise of Fame and Fortune, to those who don’t matter anymore, or never did, is porn to me…and I guess it is porn to everyone, including the porn companies who produce it…and Farrah, love her or hate her, is owning this shit, and doing it right…even if it’s obvious, played out, there’s still nudity and I love it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna Smoking Joints for Social Media of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember a time when people pretended they didn’t smoke weed, and if they were caught smoking weed, the tabloids would go nuts, because weed is illegal and smoking it is such a scandal, worth talking about… I guess the world has lightened the fuck up and realized who gives a fuck about weed and the people who smoke it… The fact it is illegal, while cigarettes and booze and prescription pills are legal, is just fucking insanity and represents the corruption of society and just how free we actually are…. Not to mention, everyone from Politicians to your mom and dad smoke it. So I’m glad people like Rihanna are weed-heads and not ashamed of promoting it, you know putting herself out there for the world to judge, partially because I care about her plight, and her activism, but mainline because I want to fuck her face…and then her wallet.

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Florida Crazies: Registered Sex Offender Kills 8-Year-Old Girl After Befriending Her And Mom At Dollar Store

Posted on June 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Registered Sex Offender Kills 8-Year-Old Girl There’s just so many things wrong with this story ….Like what kind of mom exposes her daughter to some random azz man from the Dollar Store??? According to NY Daily News: A registered sex offender recently released from jail was charged Saturday with murder in the death of an 8-year-old Florida girl abducted while shopping with her mother. Donald James Smith of Jacksonville was taken into custody after police cornered his white van on Interstate 95, said Mike Williams, director of investigations at the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office. Authorities had put out an Amber Alert with details of Smith’s van early Saturday, hours after receiving a 911 call from Charish Perriwinkle’s mother about the missing girl. Prior to the alleged abduction Friday night, Smith, 56, befriended Charish and her mother at a dollar store, and “offered to take them to Wal-Mart and buy her family some clothes,” Williams said. “They appeared to be down on their luck and he could help them out.” After spending a couple hours inside the Wal-Mart together, Smith offered to buy hamburgers and walked with Charish to the front of the store, Williams said. Instead of stopping to buy the snack, Smith walked Charish outside and the two of them got into his van, Williams said. The girl’s mother called 911 when she realized Charish and Smith were missing. An Amber Alert was issued, and a tip about a suspicious van spotted in the woods near a church led investigators to Charish’s body Saturday morning. Smith has been a registered sex offender since a 1993 conviction in Duval County for attempted kidnapping and selling obscene materials. He has been arrested several times since then, most recently in 2009 on a charge of child abuse after making obscene phone calls to a 10-year-old girl, making verbal threats, and impersonating a social worker with the Florida Department of Children and Families who claimed to be investigating the girl’s family. Smith pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges in that case and was released from jail May 31. So sad. R.I.P. to little Charish. Continue reading →

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In White Folks News: Attention Slorin’ Amanda Bynes Gets Her Hard As Rocks Breast Implants Removed

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Now if Amanda could only get those lopsided wigs removed, she would be okay. Amanda Bynes Gets Breast Implants Removed Could you imagine bumping into Amanda and she reaches out to hug you with those hard azz titties? Yikes. According to Radar Online Amanda Bynes is suffering from the painful price of plastic surgery after having another cosmetic operation — to REMOVE her breast implants, the former child actress tells RadarOnline.com. The 27-year-old regretted having had the boob job she infamously flaunted in a photo she posted on Twitter wearing only a bra in May. “I got my breast implants removed,” Bynes confirmed via email to Radar. “They were uncomfortable… I prefer them out.” RadarOnline.com has learned the headline-grabbing ex-Nickelodeon star went under the knife in early June to try and return to a more natural look — an A cup. But she suffered a post-surgery complication, a source revealed. “A tube got lodged in her breast and Amanda was in pain,” an insider close to Bynes revealed. “But she is much better now and even told me, ‘They look amazing without the implants!’” Undeterred by the bad experience, she’s not done with her body enhancements and has booked yet another procedure – this time, on her nose — for this Saturday. “The change in her nose has made Amanda feel so more confident,” the source said. “She’s become addicted to the confidence each surgery gives her… She bemoaned that she she stopped working because she was so vain that she didn’t like how her nose was looking on camera.” Describing herself as previously looking “hideous” and feeling “insecure” because of her nose, the What I Like About You star told the pal that her next procedure is to shave down “the bone that forms the bridge of my nose.” And she said she won’t start her music career — Bynes is working with Waka Flocka Flame – until the surgeries on her nose are complete. “She can’t wait to start making music videos when her nose is finished,” the source added. Bynes was arrested in New York on May 23 in connection with criminal possession of drugs, reckless endangerment and tampering with physical evidence after allegedly throwing a bong out the window of her apartment. Amanda will look like Lil’ Kim in a second. Beyotch keeps picking at her nose and breasts… pretty soon she is going to look like Mr. Potatoe Head. Continue reading →

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Chrissy Teigan is Nude in GQ of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Teigan is one of my best internet friends of all time…at least if you are like me and consider one tweet directed your way a lasting internet friendship…because that’s just where we’ve come socially…all our conversations forever recorded and on the record for the government to use against us…in text and meaningless from the comfort of our own homes.. I think I called her out for being a wallet fucking opportunist, thanks to her rich musical fiancé, but really who isn’t a wallet fucker these days, I mean even when she makes her own money, why bother dating a broke ass trick, it makes no sense… I think she mentioned that she thought I was funny, which I can only interpret as flirting…and the whole never hearing from her again as playing hard to get…. Or maybe John Legend won’t let her, cuz he knows I’m a risk.. But he’s’ got nothing to worry about, I’m not into her, and I’m not into her nudes for GQ, I see a lot of model pussy on the internet, and for some reason, I am just not down.. No, it’s got nothing to do with me “Paula Deen-ing”…I think it has more to do with her being an internet comedian, one of the least attractive things for a girl to be…along with DJing… Here are the pics anyway… Here’s the video…

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