If you have a crippled girl from the 1950s who got polio from drinking out of a puddle because her family was so poor they didn’t have running water – but the town rallied together to get her the much needed leg braces to help her learn how to walk again fetish… Then Nicole Scherzinger is speaking to you, only a little more modern, a little older, and a lot more tranny… Interesting look.
Bey Watch just got real interesting… Beyoncé Arrives In Paris After Suffering A Wardrobe Malfunction While Performing With Jay Z At Global Citizen Festival Beyoncé joined Jay Z onstage for a few songs during the Global Citizen festival over the weekend and she definitely exposed more than she intended. At about 2 and a half minutes in, things get a little — bouncy. The debate is still be waged over whether she exposed actual breast-meat or bra covered breast meat. Check the video below: Which do you think it was? Hit the flip for photos from Paris, plus a look at the upcoming 2015 Beyoncé calendar SplashNews
Welcome back, readers, to The Week of Random Feuds. First, Charlie Sheen beefed with LeSean McCoy over the latter leaving a .20 cent tip on a $67 bill in Philadelphia. Then, Mayim Bialik called out Ariana Grande for posing in lingerie and selling sex to impressionable children. Now, in an interview with in an interview with Net-a-Porter’s magazine, Martha Stewart has pointed words for Gwyneth Paltrow. “She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star,” Stewart said. “If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart.” Whoa! Shade totally thrown! Back in October, Stewart also took a shot at the owner of the weird website GOOP, telling Bloomberg Television “I think I started this whole category of lifestyle.” But isn’t imitation the sincerest form of flattery? Not to Stewart, apparently. The former inmate didn’t diss Blake Lively, the ex- Gossip Girl star who actually lives next door to Stewart and who started her own lifestyle website (Preserve) earlier this year. However, Stewart’s Senior Vice President made his opinion known recently. “I don’t get the sense she’s credible,” Kevin Sharkey said. “She’s enthusiastic, but she’s not credible.” 17 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming 1. Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift Taylor Swift wrote a song titled “Bad Blood” about an enemy in the music business. We’re pretty sure the subject was Katy Perry.
Either I created this lie that I may one day get sued for – that Rihanna was a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados where she seduced whoever it was who imported her to America to sell to Jay-Z….or the Barbado’s jet ski renter who told me did…or maybe – just maybe he was telling the truth, which would explain why she’s fallen into this over sexualized, flashing, and now street walking character who sings about getting excited by the smell of sex, while destroying little girls everywhere….at their core of their value system…leading to a future of hookers who don’t think they are hookers…they are just bring Riri.. Doesn’t matter…I just like seeing any girl who looks like she’s doing a walk of shame, or street walking for her next meal, or even better, her illegit baby’s next meal…evenwhen they are worth over 100 million dollars and not looking for anything like that at all…just looking everything like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Miley Cyrus posted a picture of herself in a shower in Puerto Rico, where I guess she’s hanging out, or polluting their culture with her fake ass, hollywood rendition of art and hipsterism… The biggest tragedy in the whole thing is that in being her racy little controversial self, she’s gone 30 percent of the way with this one. You know the giant heart censor and the fact that she’s just showing her back to us, make masturbating to this, even for the most seasoned voyeur with a shower fetish, pretty fucking hard…but I guess her posting shower pics already is a good enough start, that makes for a good chance that when her empire comes crashing down…there will be porn.. I think the more controversial shit she’s been up to in NYC for Fashion Week, involved this minor Bella Thorne in a cleavage dress, sitting on her lap like Miley was Santa Claus, you know the mall kind who only do it to molest the kids because their red suit makes them think they are above the fucking law… That’s enough Miley news…because I’m a grown man and writing about this both rapes my brain and depresses me to the point of suicide, but I’m more into the drinking myself to death method, which is something I do despite being long and drawn out…
My friends at PROMESCENT created a pretty amazing product that helps you last longer in bed, something I’m sure most of you can use, because you want to maximize the hour you paid for and you don’t want to have it all over and done with 5 minutes in….or maybe you actually landed a real girl, in which case, you want to keep her around for a few more rounds, since it’s such a rare thing….and the way to do it is to LAST LONGER IN BED So I decided to compile the best 50 pics I could find of girls in bed, to make you want to LAST LONGER IN BED and here it is…. TO FIND OUT MORE ON LASTING LONGER IN BED CLICK HERE
Anastasia Ashley is a professional surfer – who you may or may not recognize from her hot, round surfer ass. She was recently in NYC where she shot these pictures with photographer LAST SUSPECT …that involved her in a bathing suit, rockin’ her surfboard in the middle of Manhattan, and I think the whole thing is pretty awesome. Sure, I’d rather see her doing squats naked in her sex tape that I like to think every surfer should have, I mean every girl should have…and sure, I’d rather see her surfing naked in leaked photos from her hacked iCloud…and sure anything that involves seeing genitals is better than this…but I guess not everything is about genitals…you pervert. Some things are also about round asses in bathing suits lookin’ good enough to want to pull a back alley shark attack, you know to help make her feel like her urban surfing is actually ocean surfing….right.
Renowned tattoo artist Davee Blows joined forces with street wear clothing company Mishka NYC to host an exhibit of his work on Friday, August 29. All of Brooklyn seemed to…