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Bella Thorne Dances in a Bikini, Almost Redeems 2016

2016. What a year, right? It felt like every time we checked our phones we learned that something else had died: a beloved celebrity, American democracy, our will to carry on… Fortunately, this uniquely horrendous orbital period also gave us something to be grateful for: Yes, we’re talking about Bella Thorne bikini selfies. That is literally the only good thing to come out of the past 12 months, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to fill your head with mainstream media lies. #Pizzagate Okay, maybe we’re exaggerating.  If you live in Chicago, you can reflect fondly on the Cubs winning the world series , but even that’s tainted by the theory that the victory was a result of a conspiracy masterminded by Obama and Bill Murray. #DeepDishPizzagate Anyway, back to partially nude Bella . Was she posing for racy selfies prior to 2016? Possibly. We don’t really know. She was a child star for years, but it was only in 2016 that the grownup world began to pay attention to her social media pages. (Which we imagine had more than a little to do with the fact that Bella turned 18 at the end of 2015.) It’s tough this time of year, as even in the warmer climes of Florida and California (the two states where Bella has made her home) it’s not exactly bikini season, but that’s not stopping our girl from stripping down to swimwear. Bella recently took a trip to Vegas with her sister and her new boyfriend, Tyler Posey . The ladies hit up their hotel’s indoor pool and posed for some pics, because they understand that bikini selfies are the only real way to make America great again. It looks like there was some dancing, and probably a fair amount of jiggling involved. View Slideshow: 33 Hottest Bella Thorne Photos EVER! Is this the most important news story you’ll read today? Possibly, but only if it’s also the only news story you read today. Look, you have the rest of your life to keep abreast of current events, so why not take five minutes to keep abreast of a semi-famous set of breasts? The real news divides, while Bella Thorne bikini updates remind us of the one thing that we can all agree on: Namely, that boobs and the Internet are two great tastes that taste great together.

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Bella Thorne Dances in a Bikini, Almost Redeems 2016

Bryan Tanaka: I Love Mariah Carey So Much!

For several months, Mariah Carey thought James Packer would always be her baby. The singer seemingly possessed an endless love for the billionaire businessman. But then she and her fiance called off their relationship, acknowledging that their one sweet wedding day would never take place, and Carey went off in search of a new hero. It didn’t take her long to find one. Indeed… if all Mariah Carey wants for Christmas is an attractive man to call her own, then she’s clearly found one in choreographer Bryan Tanaka.  Song lyric puns aside, there is no longer anything to debate. There are no rumors surrounding Carey and Tanaka, no innuendo of any kind. They are simply together , mere weeks after Carey split from Packer. Late last month, witnesses confirmed that Carey and Tanaka were all over each other in Hawaii. There was kissing. There was groping. There were public displays of affection across the board. “They swam in the ocean and he picked her up to kiss her,” an onlooker told Us Weekly, adding in detail: “She was jumping into his arms, and he bent her back over his knee like they were dancing. Then they walked on the beach holding hands, and he gave her a piggyback ride. “They had a lot of fun together, and were very playful.” Fast forward about a week and E! News chatted with Tanaka at a premiere party in honor of Mariah’s World, the new reality show that debuted last night on E!. And the dancer wasn’t exactly shy when it came to his feelings for Mariah. “I’ve always had a thing for Mariah. I love her so much,” Tanaka said at the New York City-based party. He then toed the company and network line perfectly, teasing new episodes to come: “Just make sure you tune in to the show and you’ll see kind of how everything happens.” You can use the video below to watch Mariah’s World online right now in order to catch up on the pilot. It was every bit as absurd and scripted as you’d imagine it to be… Watch Mariah’s World Season 1 Episode 1 Online “We’ve been friends for a long time,” Tanaka added at the bash. “I do a little dance move here and there and we have a good time. It will be fun.” A cynical person might say this relationship is simply contrived for the sake of ratings and storylines. But Tanaka swears that it’s real and special. “Something connected with us back in the day and there was just a mutual admiration,” Tanaka says. “She saw something in me that I actually didn’t recognize at first, from that it was over. It was set in history that we were gonna be connected some way, some how.” Remember: Carey was engaged as recently as two months ago! So these two may want to slow down, out of respect for James Packer at the very least. View Slideshow: Mariah Carey on Watch What Happens Live: What Did We Learn? Not that we can blame Carey is this romance really is the real thing. Did you see that photo of Bryan Tanaka above? Did you see those abs?!? Go get it, girl.

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Frank Ocean Will Sing Live On An Actual Stage In 2017

Frank Ocean will end his three-year hiatus from the stage with two festival dates this summer.

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Frank Ocean Will Sing Live On An Actual Stage In 2017

Ireland Baldwin Creepy and Large Photoshoot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the worst – and now her body matches her overall demeanor – you know an “outside reflects the inside”…unless you’re into 6 foot 3 tall bitches who weigh over 200 lbs….and I guess you probably are – because they have big tits…and can subdue you in a choke hold…PORN TO EVERYONE… Maybe she’s not that bad, I mean she was pushing the social media thing aggressively – and was on a really solid path to be what Hailey Baldwin accomplished for the family, vapid, blonde, Kardashian endorsed low hanging fruit…while this one just went dark, lesbian, dark lesbian…who ended up in Rehab….as expected when her public life started with her dad – the guy who plays Trump on SNL – calling her a worthless pig. HILARIOUS. Because he was right. She’s blocked me on all social media, so maybe I’m bitter, because I shouldn’t be so mad about a girl in the ocean showing nipples…I should be more like “DUDE NIPPLES”…but I can’t see past the hatred I have in my soul for these rich, useless, entitled monsters….even when they are big enough to break me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ireland Baldwin Creepy and Large Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gordon Ramsey’s Turkey

Because turkey season is here, watch Gordon Ramsey teach you how to make one that doesn’t suck.

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Gordon Ramsey’s Turkey

Bella Thorne Tongue Action At The 2016 American Music Awards

I don’t know what Bella Thorne was doing crashing  the 2016 American Music Awards last night, considering I’m pretty sure they just give out trophies to real musicians and not pretend models. But it did give Bella a chance to show off more of her patented tongue action for the cameras, so I’m definitely not complaining. In fact, here’s hoping she gets invited to every lame awards show from now on, because they get a whole lot less boring with Bella around. Rock on bitches

Frank Ocean Reveals Why He Doesn’t Give A Damn About The Grammys

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Frank Ocean stopped the world this summer with the surprise release of his albums Endless and Blonde. Both albums were so dope and iconic that even Kanye West lashed out about Frank not being nominated for any Grammys. West went as far as to say he would not be attending next year’s awards show unless […]

Frank Ocean Reveals Why He Doesn’t Give A Damn About The Grammys

Rihanna Braless for Ocean’s 11 Movie of the Day

Apparently Rihanna is the Token Black Character in the new all female cast Oceans 11, I’m sure there are other black characters, because these Jewish producers need to speak to America’s demands, and they can’t be criticized for their placement of black people playing out a stereotype…and it looks like they really hit the mark on this one… I think it’s almost racist in and of itself to do this affirmative action shit, you know you need to properly represent society as a whole in your movies, instead of just using all white people like they did in the past, or even the people you think are best for the job because the strategic placement of black people or asian people or Hispanic people is just that..contrived, calculated and they are only doing it because they feel they have to – and not because they actually want to… It’s like Put two black at that table, one asian there and 15 mexicans there…good… That’s not to say Rihanna’s crossover into movies like the puppet she is, you know money making puppet for white people that she is, isn’t a great and exciting thing as she walks around with fake dreads and a rasta hat….like if they put a Mexican character in a Sombrero…because she’s black…like some kind of circus freak performing…almost a parody of herself and her culture…but she doesn’t give a fuck because it pays the fucking bills… There is no way she’s not thinking, or milking the “they need black people and I’m black enough let’s milk this like the goat in my Barbados backyard that it is.”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rihanna Braless for Ocean’s 11 Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Frank Ocean Won’t Be Winning A Grammy In 2017

Frank Ocean’s albums Blonde and Endless aren’t eligible for any Grammys in 2017.

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Not Everyone Likes Frank Ocean’s New Album [Photos]

Frank Ocean took just over four years to release his follow-up to Channel Orange, his Def Jam debut, over the weekend with the official release of Blonde. Although Ocean’s rabid fanbase is eating up not only the material on Blonde and also the visual album Endless, several people have been left largely unimpressed. Continue

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Not Everyone Likes Frank Ocean’s New Album [Photos]