Here’s Micaela Schaefer proving once again why she’s the #1 best-dressed nobody of all-time with what’s got to be the smallest outfit I think I’ve ever seen her in. And with Micaela, that’s saying something. Supposedly she’s making me break out the dreaded black censored bars here to promote the new season of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here with a topless statue of herself (and yes, I had to blur it out too). And all I want to know is, where can I get one of these for my office? Because if I can’t convince Micaela to come hang out on my desk, it’s the next best thing. Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Micaela Schaefer proving once again why she’s the #1 best-dressed nobody of all-time with what’s got to be the smallest outfit I think I’ve ever seen her in. And with Micaela, that’s saying something. Supposedly she’s making me break out the dreaded black censored bars here to promote the new season of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here with a topless statue of herself (and yes, I had to blur it out too). And all I want to know is, where can I get one of these for my office? Because if I can’t convince Micaela to come hang out on my desk, it’s the next best thing. Photos: WENN.com
Wow…one rapper whose lyrics are 100% authentic. Bobby Shmurda Indicted As Suspected Narcotics Gang Leader Bobby Shmurda was taken into police custody yesterday on then-unspecified drug charges, spawning hilarious memes at his expens e. But now that the NYPD has released the details on his indictment, the matter may have just gotten very serious. Unfortunately, the Brooklyn rapper has spelled out some of the exact charges the NYPD is bringing against him — though he is still pleading not guilty. Via TMZ : Rapper Bobby Shmurda was a “driving force” in a gang that committed murders and other violent crimes … this according to NY prosecutors. Prosecutors from the NYC Special Narcotics Office just released their indictment, claiming more than 15 defendants committed a variety of crimes, including murder, attempted murder, assault and drug dealing. Bobby himself was charged with conspiracy to commit murder but not the murder itself and a few other weapon and drug charges. Bobby — who at one time called himself “Two Socks Bobby” — is charged with firing a gun at a group of people outside a barber shop. Prosecutors say “socks” is code for firearms. According to the indictment, members of the gang used other code words, including “suntan,” which means shooting someone. The complaint says Bobby confessed to a fellow gang member, “You know I suntan him and shot, do issues, you know what’s going on.” Prosecutors also say the ring dealt heavily in narcotics, with a pattern of violence that spread from Brooklyn to South Beach, Florida. The D.A. says the violence was so prevalent, it turned Brooklyn into a shooting gallery. Bobby pled not guilty to all charges Thursday in NYC. He’s being held on $2 million bail. Wow. When keeping it real goes wrong… TMZ
CBS kicked off the final season of The Mentalist on Sunday, with The Mentalist Season 7 Episode 1 marking our first look at Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon as an official couple. Was it everything you had dreamed about and more? Watch The Mentalist Season 7 Episode 1 Online We opened the hour with Lisbon still on leave in the wake of her engagement ending. She suggested to her boyfriend (EEEK!) that perhaps he ought to have a key to her apartment. Following the disaster of Pike, she also suggests they keep their romance a secret at the office. How long did you think that arrangement would last? Cho eventually found out the truth, reacting in a matter-of-fact fashion, while Abbot was very quick to pick up on something different between the agent and the consultant. Elsewhere at the office: Agent Fischer left to take care of her sick mother, while Quantico rookie Michelle Vega (played by Josie Loren) is now on board. Jane deduces her military past (she resigned from West Point after her father died) and it appears as if she’s turned the head of Adler. The Case of the Week centered on the murder of an undercover FBI agent outside a bowling alley (he had been looking into gun-running there). Eventually, Jane realized that the victim (many years ago) witnessed the abduction of his best friend, who ultimately died. Could he have bumped into and recognized the kidnapper in present day? Yes. A bit of typically Patrick Jane razzle dazzle (how we’ve missed that!) solved both cases, uncovering the hidden weapons stash and also the alley’s manager as be the former kidnapper/killer. Toward the end of the premiere, Jane bumped into Pike, who asked if he has a “plan.” Is he ready to also offer her a life, a home a family? No, Jane basically admits to Lisbon, but she seems okay with that for now. We end with Jane having a vintage car taking our new favorite couple away from the FBI building. It’s so very nice to have this CBS drama back in our lives, isn’t it? Take note that you can watch The Mentalist online at any time via TV Fanatic and click on the following video to see what’s to come on The Mentalist Season 7 Episode 2 : The Mentalist Season 7 Episode 2 Promo
I don’t know who this trick Emily Wickersham is…I just know she’s in her underwear for Esquire, because I guess Esquire is a porno magazine, that disguises itself as a men’s magazine, because porno magazines don’t make money, but men’s magazines do, thanks to being able to advertising cars, and booze, and all the good stuff that may watch porn all day in the office, and at home, when not fucking the secretary….but that don’t ever put their ads on porn, because that would be honest…and we live in a world of fucking lies… That said, Emily Wickersham, she’s ok…even though I’ve never heard of her…which is probably why I think she’s ok, considering I hate these people the more I find out about them, so for now…she’s pure…in her panties…for a magazine….so naughty…
The League was decommissioned last night by FXX. At least for this year. Season 6 is no more, friends. On the plus side, at least the fantasy sports-driven cult sitcom bowed out with back to back episodes that ended the current run on a high, and hilarious, note. Watch The League Season 6 Episode 13 Online First off, on The League Season 6 Episode 12 , we saw guest star Jayma Mays reprise her role as Trixie Von Stein, who fans of this show surely recall. Meanwhile Andre tried to manage Pete’s new relationship, and while trying to micromanage your fantasy sports team often yields strong results, this … Didn’t. When you watch The League online , you’ll see why. On the second installment Wednesday night, Ted’s beach house was up for grabs, and the gang was all over it. Who showed and what went down? Let’s just say The League Season 6 Episode 13 let it all hang out as beloved comedy bid farewell to 2014, and it will not leave you pounding sand. We won’t spoil anything for you beyond that.
Love had a lot to do with Arrow Season 3 Episode 7 . For starters, Carrie Cutter portrayed the Villain of the Week, but she didn’t want Oliver Queen dead. She wanted the exact opposite of that. She totally crushed on our titular masked hero. This meant she would do anything for Arrow… and we do mean ANYthing, hence by Cupid couldn’t be the one to shoot Carrie with an arrow. It had to be, well… Arrow. Watch Arrow Season 3 Episode 7 Online This was an interesting angle at first, but it did make Carrie into somewhat of a soft adversary. The storyline concluded with a fight scene that featured her kicking free a grate and sending the duo plummeting to the subway tracks below. Of far more interest on the romantic side of things were the interactions between Felicity and Ray Palmer. With some serious chemistry between the relatively new colleagues, Diggle dropped in on Felicity to tell her about Oliver’s conflicted emotions, assuring her “we both know [he made]the wrong choice” in deciding not to pursue everyone’s favorite hacker. “I just want her to be happy,” Oliver said at one point, prompting Diggle to win the award for Counter of the Week: “If that were true, you’d be with her.” Inspired, Oliver went to tell Felicity how he feels. Only to walk into her office just as Roy planted a kiss on the lovely Ms. Smoak. Ray then acts like maybe he went too far – and later he privately surveys the schematics for an “Atom Exosuit.” ELSEWHERE: Thea also got in on the kissing action via a kiss from a DJ played by Austin Butler. Via flashbacks, Oliver and Tatsu bonded when Maseo was feared dead. The concluding final scene threw Captain Boomerang at us, setting the stage for the two-night crossover that will take place on The Flash Season 1 Episode 8 and Arrow Season 3 Episode 8 , the latter of which is previewed here: Arrow Season 3 Episode 8 Promo
Mexican Mayor And His Wife Arrested In Connection With Disappearance Of 43 Students via Fox News Federal police early Tuesday detained the former mayor of the southern Mexican city of Iguala and his wife, who are accused of ordering the Sept. 26 attacks on teachers’ college students that left six dead and 43 still missing. Jose Luis Abarca and his wife, Maria de los Angeles Pineda, were arrested in Mexico City without resisting, according to two security officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to the press. The couple was in the custody of the Attorney General’s Office, where they were giving statements. At least 56 other people have been arrested so far in the case, and the Iguala police chief is still a fugitive. The couple’s detention could shed light on disappearances, which have prompted outraged demonstrations across the country to demand the students be found. The case forced the resignation of the governor of Guerrero state, where Iguala is located. The students from a rural teachers college had gone to Iguala to canvass for donations and authorities say Abarca ordered the attack on them, believing the students were aiming to disrupt a speech by Pineda. They say the assault as carried out by police working with the Guerreros Unidos drug cartel. Authorities say Pineda was a main operative in the cartel. The search for the students has taken authorities to the hills above Iguala, where 30 bodies have been found in mass graves but not identified so far as any of the students. Shutterstock
