I used to fuck a crackhead native, who was probably a prostitute, but we don’t ask questions on how a bitch gets her crack when she’s sucking my dick for free…I used to invite her to the office I was working at for lunch and every time she’d get there, she’d drink a think of white out…I didn’t really understand it, and I can’t imagine it got her high, but for some reason that’s what Anna Kendrick is reminding me of in this Fast Company article, that I assume is about how she’s invested in TINDER or some other start-up and is now a dot com billionaire, because becoming a dot com billionaire with an app is a fucking joke, but the bigger joke is me for not having one… Under normal circumstances, Anna Kendrick’s face, or mouth, or something about her freaks me the fuck out, but that white out, shit that’s porn to me….because there’s nothing hotter than liquid paper breath telling you how desperate a bitch is…while your busting’ on her back…
SMH… KITV4 has video of what witnesses say is a rare human on human attack among divers. KITV4′s Pete Caggiano has has more on this underwater confrontation that gets heated. NDN
Dear Bossip , I need help with my situation. I was engaged with my boyfriend of 5 years, and with 2 months left until our wedding I found out he’d been cheating on me for the past 3 years. I obviously broke things off. After a few months I moved to a new, and bigger city. On my third day at my new job I met “A.” We hit it off from there, and started talking on the phone for hours, texting every day, and going out on dates. It has been almost 3 months that we’ve been talking, and I’m ready for a relationship with him. He takes such good care of me, and I get the legit sense that he has feelings for me. However, he won’t be in a relationship with me because of two things: We work together, and I quit smoking shortly after meeting him, which makes him think I did it for him. We had a sit down talk and we decided we’d be friends and friends only. On the following days he started flirting with me again, and he started kissing and hugging me all over again. So, I just went with it and refused to let myself ask him where this is all going, since he only wants to be friends. Well, one thing led to another and we ended up hooking up the other day. It was the best sex of my life. We had such a wonderful connection, and he even held me close and tight, and kissed me until he fell asleep. But, he still won’t date me. I don’t know what to make of this situation. I am completely in love with him, and all of his actions show that he feels the same. What can I do? – What Now Dear Ms. What Now , He has that disease that most men have when they break up with a woman. It’s called, “I can still hit that if I want to.” And, you fell for it. You went right back into the same web of games he’d been playing with you since you arrived as the “new” girl in the office. His mission was to get you in the bed before any of the other men. Look, you’re the new girl in the big city from a small town. He played on your naivety, sized you up, and made you feel special. I’m sure he wanted to show you around the city, and introduce you to different places. You were so enamored by this man and his chivalry, and because you’d just come out of a painful situation, he played on your weakness and he started plotting. He knew that no other man had been with you since you moved to the city, and you were “new” cootie kat. All men want the new cootie kat when it lands in the city. They can smell it as soon as you step into the room. They are equipped with special sensors which lets them know when a new woman is in town, and she has not been touched, held, or plucked yet. So, they start the hound, and the hunt on how to make you their new bedpost notch. And, ma’am, let’s be real about the lame excuse he gave you for not wanting to pursue a relationship with you. He didn’t want to get involved with you because he felt you gave up smoking for him. Really? That’s a sorry a** excuse. He could have come up with a better one than that. And, he did. He said he didn’t want to date someone he worked with. I’m an advocate for folks not sleeping and dating with their co-workers. It’s a no-no for office politics and romances. DO NOT –ISH WHERE YOU WORK! So, he was clever and he pulled out (pun intended) before things got to serious. He let you down, ended your hopes and desires for something serious, and he got you where he wanted you. Now, you are the, I-Can-Hit-That-When-I-Want-To-Girl. He never wanted anything serious with you. He never wanted you to be his girl, his woman, or to have any type of future with you other than someone to kick it with every now and then. You are his new side chick, his freak buddy. He will lay with you, give you good sex, make you feel as if he is really into you, and will cuddle, hold you, and kiss you. But, he does not want anything more than what he is getting in the bed with you. You are nothing more to him but some a**! Therefore, you have to decide what you want and if this is something you wish to continue. Can you handle being his freak buddy? Can you handle emotionally disconnecting yourself from the idea that he will make you his woman, and you will have some future together? Can you handle going to work and knowing he is only using you for sex, and that he could meet another woman and start a new relationship with her? I don’t think you are built for that type of relationship, and I don’t think you are that type of woman. You deserve more, and something better. You deserve greater and a man who will commit to you, love you, and not treat you like a game, or some piece of a**. End this relationship before it goes any further, and you become too attached to him emotionally, mentally, and physically. It will get worse if you don’t. Don’t disrupt your work environment and employment for a man who will have no problem leaving you to save his own job and sanity. He’s made it clear he won’t date a co-worker, so make it clear to him that you won’t continue to sleep with one. Spend the next few months working on you, empowering you, and building yourself. You need time to heal yourself, and get to know you. Don’t allow any distractions to come along and play on your weakness, or vulnerability. Go out, have fun, enjoy the new city, and make new friends. Take it slow, and the man for you will eventually show up and make himself known to you. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean : loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click HERE! 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Mrs. Carter bring her office secretary swag to the hardwood… Beyonce And Jay Z Attend Nets Playoff Game Former Brooklyn Nets stakeholder Jay Z and his wifey Beyonce aren’t missing a beat when it comes to the 2014 NBA playoffs . After being spotted at practically every Nets playoff game thus far, The Carters hit the hardwood yet again over the weekend and coupled up courtside to watch the Nets take on the Miami Heat in game 2 of their playoff series on Saturday night. Usually dressed to kill or looking like she just came from a high-fashion photo shoot, ‘Yonce opted for a nude-colored outfit, no jewelry and minimal make up this time around as a few fans snapped screen shots of her getting cozy with her bossman boo-thang Hov . Are you feelin’ Bey’s toned-down look for the game? Twitter/Instagram
By Maurice Bobb Andrew Garfield’s Peter Parker may be the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, but it was Seth Rogen and Zac Efron’s new film, “Neighbors,” that swung over the superhero sequel to the top of the box office this weekend. The Nicholas Stoller-directed comedy about a raucous college fraternity that moves next door to new parents… Read more
Obama gave Kim the ho sit down! Kim Kardashian Banned From Meeting President Obama At Charity Event Kimmy Cakes just can’t take a hint ! President Barack Obama has called her fiancé, Kanye West a “jackazz” twice, slammed the reality star’s family, and turned down her offer to help out on his last presidential campaign. Nevertheless, Kardashian tried yet again to get close to the POTUS at a charity gala but was rejected! Via RadarOnline reports: Obama was in Los Angeles on Wednesday night to accept the “Ambassador for Humanity” award at Steven Spielberg‘s USC Shoah Foundation gala, and was seated as the guest of honor at the front of the ballroom. “Kim’s table wasn’t close to President Obama’s,” a source reveals, but she “enlisted one of her minions to scout out the opportunity to meet him.” “Obama’s table and surrounding area was swarming with Secret Service, and security was very tight,” the source explains. “Kim’s lackey was told to go pound sand, and it was conveyed to Kim that she wouldn’t be able to meet him.” But it’s wasn’t that he didn’t feel like mingling with the A-list guests: After the President accepted the award, he stayed for dinner and Spielberg brought several friends over to meet him “for about an hour,” the source says – just not Kardashian. “Kim was let down and disappointed,” the source reveals. “She didn’t understand why she just couldn’t say hello to him. Ever since landing the Vogue cover, her ego is even more out of control. In her mind, she and Kanye are more popular than the President Obama and the First Lady!” In reality, however, the couples aren’t likely to double date any time soon. As Radar has reported the sex tape star has reached out multiple times to stump for the President, but the Obamas “wanted nothing to do with her” and turned her down flat! Kardashian was outspoken in her support of Obama during his 2012 presidential run, and even “wanted to be a ‘surrogate’ for the campaign,” a source previously revealed, but “She was not the young, cool, image they wanted to portray at all. Even though she kept asking, the campaign would never let her do anything in an official capacity.” “Kim is political poison,” the source continued. “Having her involved in a political event or with a candidate is the last thing people who are serious about getting elected want.” Poor Kim! Of course she “doesn’t understand” because Obama is an accomplished lawyer, senator, and Harvard grad, and she’s known for…. breathing. Does Kim Kardashian’s endorsement of a candidate make you want to vote for them?
Kids. They’re the best. So honest, and never afraid to speak their minds. Or in this case, write down their deep thoughts by hand in notes that go viral online when their parents share them on social media. Long live the Internet! Apparently young Rachel agreed to go out with a boy named Shawn, but Shawn has not exactly stepped up to the plate since she agreed to be his girlfriend. To put it mildly. And she’s grown awfully tired of his (non) actions. Let’s just say that if communication is the crux of a lasting relationship, this little guy has a tough road ahead of him unless he reads this note and takes heed: You heard the woman, Shawn. If you want to get mareed one day go ahead, but it won’t be to her … or anyone else for long if you keep on ignoring your partner. Check out more hilarious little kid notes after the jump … 15 Hilarious Kid Notes Open Slideshow 1. Mommy Signature This little kid tried to forge his mom’s signature. Pretty amazing. View As List 1. Mommy Signature This little kid tried to forge his mom’s signature. Pretty amazing. 2. I Hate Chris! Sorry Ben. I was aiming for someone else … 3. Elementary School Love Letter This elementary school love letter, and the recipient’s response, tells you all there is to know about love among the single-digit set. 4. Not Hungry Signed, the most depressed kid ever. 5. 30 Boyfriend Rules This little kid has already figured out 30 essential rules any potential boyfriend must abide by. Take heed! 6. Kid’s Insane Christmas Letter Drew Magary’s daughter wrote an insane Christmas list. He wrote an insanely hilarious response. 7. Dear Santa Amazon Letter A kid wrote the full Amazon URL on his Dear Santa letter. In crayon. He’s dedicated. 8. Stinky Kid Note Check out this note written by a Buffalo, N.Y., teacher with regard to the alleged stinky nature of the kids in her class. 9. Kid Poem About Sister This little kid wants his sister out of the house, as this poetry makes abundantly clear. 10. #1 Dad Note An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the single man who adopted him. It brings a tear to your eye … 11. Note to Dad An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the man who adopted him. 12. Kid Writes Get Well Note This kid’s get well note for his teacher is chock full of helpful advice. 13. Cute Kid Note Check out this cute note written by a little kid to his dad. He meant “cook.” 14. Little Girl’s Breakup Note This little girl’s breakup note says it all … and proves that a lot of guys never learn. 15. Hilarious Apology Note This note was written by an eight-year old. He used to really hate one of his brothers.
It’s always strange to see the offices of Sterling-Cooper (or whatever they’re calling it these days) devoid of click-clacking typewriters and comely secretaries. After all, the last time Don Draper walked into a silent lobby he discovered his co-workers huddled around a television watching coverage of the JFK assassination. Watch Mad Men Season 7 Episode 4 Online When Don made his long-awaited return to the office on last night’s Mad Men , he happened upon an equally game-changing moment in history: the dawn of the computer age. Yes, SC&P is being re-designed for the age of information and when Don stumbles into the confusing renovation scene, it’s a perfect visual reminder of his place in the world: confused, isolated, possibly obsolete. Despite Roger’s promises that the agency’s new computer will do “a lot of magical things, like make Harry Crane seem important,” Don remains defiantly old-school and obviously chagrined, but these days he’s not in a position to say or do anything about it. The former bull-moose of the agency sheepishly takes his place in Lane’s old office and (predictably) immediately uncovers a painful relic of the colleague he may have driven to suicide. The episode is rife with other signs of the changing times: Roger receiving word that his daughter has skipped town with a communal (and possibly polygamous!) band of hippies, secretaries doling out diet advice to men (Men! Dieting!) and most importantly…Peggy taking charge over Don! Yes, when the firm lands a new fast food account, perennial jerk Lou puts Peggy in charge of her former mentor. Needless, to say Don is less than pleased. He hurls his computer at the wall (Hey, they have computers now anyway, right?), then skips Peggy’s first meeting in favor of a game of solitaire and an awesomely old-school can of Coke. But, despite all his rage, Don is still just an ad man in an office. Even when he’s staging his silent protest, he manages to land new clients as SC&P’s tech guy comes to the Drape in search of PR help. Strangely, Bert Cooper rejects Don’s new account and makes a surprisingly callous comment about Lane’s suicide. We can hardly blame Draper for immediately hitting the bottle in direct violation of the new rules of his continued employment. Roger, meanwhile, attempts to hunt down his wayward daughter and lands on a commune and winds up smoking “dynamite grass” with his daughter’s hippie compatriots in what may be the show’s plainest mash-up of late and early 60s culture thus far. Hammered Don attempts to bond with a computer expert, Roger smokes weed with some new-age farmers and holes up in a barn…are the men of Madison Avenue finally going to embrace the cultural shift that surrounds them? Nah, Don gets wasted and accosts said tech guy, and after an enlightened night, Roger wakes up and attempts to physically drag his daughter from the compound. So it looks like all is well! Hey, we don’t watch this show for its progressive ideals! Watch Mad Men online at TV Fanatic to see if these dudes ever get the hint! 9 Memorable Mad Men Moments Open Slideshow 1. Lane Price and Pete Campbell Fight Lane and Pete go at it. Lane won the fight but this season, um…didn’t end well for him. View As List 1. Lane Price and Pete Campbell Fight Lane and Pete go at it. Lane won the fight but this season, um…didn’t end well for him. 2. The Sterling-Cooper Lawnmower Incident A tragic mishap in the Sterling-Cooper offices. Well, tragically hilarious, anyway. 3. Betty Draper Shooting Pigeons Betty took her frustrations out on some neighborhood birds. She became a somewhat character in seasons since. 4. Kiernan Shipka as Sally Draper Don’s daughter has had too many memorable moments to choose just one. It’s been a pleasure watching her grow into a sassy teenager. 5. Mad Men: JFK Assassination Scene Mad Men memorably tackled a day that brought the nation to its knees. Just one of many historical events the series has vividly brought to life. 6. Don Draper Hits Rock Bottom Don was a drunken mess for most of season four. He drinks a lot, but now he manages to do his job…for the most part. 7. Peggy Olson Smokes Weed Elisabeth Moss puts her foot down as Peggy Olson. That girl really wanted to get high. 8. Roger Sterling: Drunk For Pearl Harbor Day Every day is an occasion to drink for Roger Sterling. Though he got especially plastered (and bigoted) on Pearl Harbor Day. 9. Don Draper Crying Don broke down and showed his human side after learning about the death of a friend. We’re sure the final season will hold many more emotional moments for Don.
