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You Can’t Be Serious: Florida Man Popped By One-Time For Stealing Doughnut From Walmart

SMH. He had a sweet tooth that bad? Man Arrested For Stealing Doughnut You know times are hard when you can’t even afford a doughnut. According to NY Daily News: A Florida man was arrested and charged with two misdemeanors and a felony after allegedly fleeing a Walmart with a single stolen doughnut. William Edward Hicks, 36, of Fort Walton Beach, was nabbed by an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputy after making the sticky-fingered sugar run earlier this month, according to an arrest report. The store’s loss prevention officers reported seeing Hicks take the pastry out of a case before wandering back to the sporting goods section. There they said he opened a laser sight package before putting it back on the shelf, but “not the the doughnut,” according to the arrest report. “Hicks then departed the store through the Garden Department, passing all points of sale with the doughnut.” He was reportedly confronted in the parking lot by the store’s security but defied their orders to go back inside and instead made a run for it. Hicks was shortly after arrested in a neighboring parking lot before a deputy reported him struggling in his backseat, so much so that he injured his forehead while banging his head against the backseat’s wire cage. He was charged with resisting an officer in the recovery of a stolen item, along with resisting without violence. The idot risked his freedom over a doughnut. Lawd help him. Shutterstock

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Nicki Minaj’s “The Other Woman” Tops Box Office With $24.7 Million

Nicki is doing big things. Nicki Minaj Tops Box Office With New Film Guess all the Barbs paid their $10.50 to see Nicki. According to Vibe: Nicki Minaj doesn’t only top charts, she kills box offices, too. YMCMB’s First Lady made her big screen debut this past weekend in the chick flick The Other Woman, which hit theaters April 25. She joined the all-star cast, composed of Leslie Mann, Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz, in knocking Captain America: The Winter Soldier from the top spot, cashing in $24.7 million, according to HuffPo. The rapper has also been prepping her forthcoming album, The Pink Print, due later this year, by going au naturel. She recently told MTV News about her new look, “It’s not a make-over, I went so far to the other side that there’s only one place to go from there. Hey guess what? This will shock them even more. Doing nothing will shock them even more.” Will you be going to see Nicki’s new film? WENN

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Nicki Minaj’s “The Other Woman” Tops Box Office With $24.7 Million

Jesus Take The Camera Phone: Officer’s Face Mauled After He Tries To Take Selfie With Dog

SMH. Man Mauled By Dog While Trying To Take Selfie With It When will people learn to leave these animals alone? Some dogs are not selfie friendly. According to The Daily Citizen: A Murray County Sheriff’s Office deputy is recovering after one of the department’s drug dogs bit him in the face on Monday. Maj. Greg Fowler said Brett Morrison sat down with the Malinois after several deputies and probation and parole officers had finished serving a large number of warrants. The dog routinely goes with officers during such events, Fowler said. Fowler said Morrison wanted to take his picture with the dog, so he knelt down with a camera phone and wrapped his arm around the dog’s neck. “It’s an act of aggression to them whenever you do that,” Fowler said. “The canine just responded by what was presented to him based on his training.” That response was to bite the lower part of Morrison’s face, ripping it up so badly he had to be taken to Hamilton Medical Center and eventually received several stitches, Fowler said. He said the dog’s handler didn’t have time to react before the dog attacked, but the dog quickly backed off once the handler gave a command to stop. Fowler said the dog is current on all of its shots and hadn’t bitten anyone before. Calling the situation “an unfortunate accident,” Fowler said Morrison is expected to be OK but is on pain medication. “They had to do quite a bit of stitching in the lip area where (it had been opened up) in a pretty good gash,” he said. “We’re praying for the deputy and everything to be fine with him. He’s recuperating well, and we’re sorry for the incident, but when you train animals, you train them to do certain things, and you don’t deviate from the training” At least he is recovering. We bet he won’t do that again. Shutterstock

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Justin Bieber & Craig Robinson: 3 Highly Plausible Reasons Why …

Justin Bieber posted an Instagram photo of him hanging out with actor Craig Robinson, aka Darryl Philbin from The Office, and we think we know why. Continued here: Justin Bieber & Craig Robinson: 3 Highly Plausible Reasons Why …

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Justin Bieber posted an Instagram photo of him hanging out with actor Craig Robinson, aka Darryl Philbin from The Office, and we think we know why. Continued here: Justin Bieber & Craig Robinson: 3 Highly Plausible Reasons Why …

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Hide Ya Kids: Rapist Pedophile Pimp Popped With 43 Others In “Operation Holler Back” Human Trafficking Sting! [Photos]

Bout time the cops cleaned up those filthy Florida streets 44 Arrested In Florida Human Trafficking Sting Via OrlandoSentinel An offer of a drink and snacks was all it took to lure the 14-year-old Orlando girl into a man’s car. She quickly found out she had made a terrible mistake. Less than seven hours later, Lake deputies rescued the terrified and confused teenager after she had been kidnapped and forced to have sex by an assailant who then tried to use her as a prostitute, authorities said. Gregory Lionel Foster, 28, of Orlando faces numerous charges, including human trafficking and kidnapping. He was among 44 people arrested in a three-day sex sting operation. “It’s unacceptable,” Lake Sheriff Gary Borders said in announcing his agency’s first human-trafficking bust. “Those people need to be in jail and we’re glad to put them in jail.” Human trafficking includes commercial, for-profit sex where one person benefits while another is forced to perform acts, said Lake sheriff’s Det. Amber Warren, who handled the Foster case. Warren said such cases take months to investigate and pin down. Victims usually underreport what’s happening to them, she said, so the cases require a lot of rapport building for victims to trust law officers. What happened to the 14-year-old is all too common, said Tomas Lares, who chairs the Greater Orlando Human Trafficking Task Force. Lares said human traffickers take the time necessary to “groom” victims by getting to know them, calling them beautiful and developing “dysfunctional” relationships. Traffickers target vulnerable victims with low self-esteem who are easily manipulated, he said. Although his group doesn’t yet have firm statistics on trafficking of minors, Lares said it seems as if “the demand is growing to have sex with children.” Gross. In the case involving the 14-year-old, she and Foster had connected on Facebook, Warren said. He saw her at a gas station about 7 p.m. April 9 in Orlando, bought her a drink and snacks and offered her a ride home. But Warren saidFoster had no intention of taking her there. Within hours, Foster twice tried to force the girl he called a “baby” to have sex with other people against her will — all before her mother realized the teen had left home. The girl was scared and tried to run away before Foster took her to an Orlando motel and had sex with her, according to an arrest affidavit. Then, responding to an Internet ad for sex hookups, Foster took her to a Clermont hotel. He planned to force the girl to have sex with a stranger for $270, the affidavit said, a price that included $50 in gas money. Fortunately for her, that turned out to be where Lake detectives were running the prostitution sting. Thank God for that ad, who knows what kind of sick and disgusting isht this scumbag would have had this little girl doin’. Flip the page to peep the sad, guilty, and shameful mugshots of some the 44 people arrested in the sting. Images via Lake Sheriff’s Office/ Shutterstock

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Florida Crazies: Knife-Wielding Haitian Man Stabs His Boss To Death For Posting His Picture On The Internet!

What the hell is in the water in Florida that makes people lose their isht ?? Florida Man Stabs Employer To Death For Posting His Photograph Online Via Sun-Sentinel A restaurant worker stabbed and killed the business owner and seriously injured a co-worker Thursday night with horrified dinner customers fleeing the restaurant. According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office police report, Tilus Lebrun, 42, of 217 NW 15th Court in Pompano Beach told a Haitian PBSO deputy that he killed owner Dimitrios Karaloukas, 61, because he took a picture of him and posted it online. The emergency call came at about 7:30 p.m. from Jimmy the Greek Taverna Restaurant at 8221 Glades Road. Callers reported that an employee had fled the restaurant wearing a black apron while carrying a large knife. Deputies found Lebrun nearby on Glades Road. While in a deputy’s cruiser, Lebrun asked him if he was Haitian, and when the deputy said yes, Leburn spoke to him in Creole saying “I killed him because he took my photograph on March 2 and posted it on the internet.” In an interview at PBSO headquarters, Lebrun told the deputy “They need to learn how to respect people. I have three kids in Haiti. I know they will suffer, but they will survive,” according to the report. The deputy said while en route to the interview, Lebrun repeatedly said Karaloukas had taken his photo without permission. Employees and patrons of the restaurant told deputies that Karaloukas was sitting in the restaurant when Lebrun attacked him with a large knife, which some witnesses described to CBS12 as a meat cleaver. They said Lebrun walked up to Karaloukas and stabbed him three times in the left side and once in the back for no apparent reason, according to the report. Karaloukas, patrons and employees quickly left the restaurant. Deputies aren’t clear when the second victim, a male co-worker, was stabbed, but he was taken to Delray Medical Center in critical condition. His identity and updated condition have not been released. Karaloukas died from his injuries at about 8:45 p.m. Thursday, PBSO reported. Lebrun is held in Palm Beach County Jail on a charge of first-degree murder. Sir, honestly was it REALLY that serious??? Your kids will definitely grow up knowing that their father is an azzhole. Image via Palm Beach Co. Sheriff’s Office/ Shutterstock

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Woman Offers $1,000 And Sex To Gunman To Murder Her Fiance– “Blow His Brains Out And Walk Out”

Why not just break off the engagement instead of trying to murder the poor fella? Woman Offered $1,000 To Gunman To Kill Her Fiancé SMH. According to The Smoking Gun: Though she claimed to be willing to kill her fiancé herself, a Wisconsin woman opted instead to offer an informant $1000 plus sexual favors to carry out the murder, police charge. Jessica Strom, 33, allegedly wanted her beau, lawyer John Schellpfeffer, clipped at his office, according to Wausau Police Department reports. To help guide the gunman, Strom, a mother of three young children, provided a diagram of the 49-year-old Schellpfeffer’s workplace, as well as details about the daily routine of some of the attorney’s neighbors, cops noted. The gunman, Strom remarked, could “blow his brains out and walk out.” Police learned of the murder-for-hire plot last week, when the informant–a former classmate of Strom–contacted investigators. The informant, a licensed pilot, told cops that Strom asked to meet in person so that they could discuss a “business proposal.” When they got together last Wednesday evening, the man told cops, Strom asked, “Would you ever kill anybody?” When the pilot said no, Strom replied, “Well, what would it take to do it?” She added, “You’re very thorough and you’re very neat and I think you would be a good person to do this for me.” Though he had initially asked for $50,000 to kill Schellpfeffer, the informant told Strom that he would settle for $1000, adding “It’s better than nothing, I guess.” Strom replied, “And some sex!” At some point after the killing, Strom told the informant that she would meet up with him and “pay you and f**k you and whatever.” Locked up in lieu of $250,000 cash bond, Strom is scheduled for a March 12 preliminary hearing. Her dumbazz actually thought she would get away with it. WSAW-TV

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Fake Chef Pranks Morning Shows, Convinces Anchors Eat Gross Stuff

Late last year, chef Keith Guehrke appeared on a number of morning talk shows across the midwest. He described himself as an “unorthodox, self-taught” guru in the kitchen who dropped such nuggets of knowledge on various hosts as: “There’s a statistic that around the holidays, especially between Thanksgiving and Christmas, it’s one of the highest suicide rates and I think part of that is the stress of, What are you going to do with these leftovers?” Seems a bit far-fetched, doesn’t it? That’s because chef Keith Guehrke doesn’t exist. Man Pranks Morning Shows Into Believing He’s a Chef It’s come out that the man who convinced anchors to try such concoctions as gravy ice cream and/or pumpkin pie smoothies was Nick Prueher, the founder of a site called the Found Footage Festival. He and his friend like to go around and fool news programs around the country, as Prueher devised a similar prank in 2010: He got himself on a variety of programs under the guise of being a yo-yo champion when, in fact, he sucks at yo-yo. Pretty funny, we must say. And pretty harmless, really, especially when you consider what other junk is on morning television anyway. Where does this prank rank among some of our all-time favorites? Decide for yourslf now… 20 Totally Amazing Pranks Open Slideshow 1. Walking Dead Zombies Stalk NYC Residents In order to promote The Walking Dead, AMC sent some zombie to New York City to scare the heck out of residents. Watch what transpired here. View As List 1. Walking Dead Zombies Stalk NYC Residents In order to promote The Walking Dead, AMC sent some zombie to New York City to scare the heck out of residents. Watch what transpired here. 2. Boyfriend Pulls ‘The Ring’ Prank That time where a young man takes his life into his own hands. And the girlfriend that had every right to take it away from him. 3. Zombie Prank This zombie prank is an all-timer. See why here … and try not to get too freaked. 4. Epic Prank: Do Not Drink and Drive! This is a truly amazing prank. Watch now and vow to never drink and drive ever again. 5. Anniversary Prank Backfires Watch as the infamous prankster Roman Atwood finally gets a taste of his own medicine. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 7. Halloween Prank: Look Out for the Skeleton! What happens when a remote control skeleton is let loose in Louisville? Watch this video for the hilarious answer. 8. Carrie Prank Scares Coffee Shop Customers This is AWESOME! Watch footage of a promotion for the movie Carrie, as one coffee shop patron gets really angry at some customers. 9. Man Pranked with Beer-Filled Pipes This may be the greatest prank ever. Watch a man come home and realize that his faucets only flow with beer. 10. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 11. Dinosaur Prank Frightens Office Workers Talk about a prank gone right! Watch the reaction of office workers in Japan to a dinosaur on the premises. 12. Justin Bieber Lookalike Pranks Fans This is not Justin Bieber. But don’t tell that to the fans in Boston who think they met the young, hot singer. 13. Pumpcast News – Tonight Show Prank This guy really got into the Pumpcast News prank the Tonight Show tried to play on him. You gotta watch. 14. Dennis Quaid Prank on Ellen Dennis Quaid and Ellen team up to prank a nurse on her set. Pretty good. 15. Human Chair Scare Prank – Hidden Man An amazing prank involving a man dressed up as a chair. It speaks for itself. 16. Natalie Morales Chair Prank Watch Today Show reporter Natalie Morales get pranked in this video… by a magician pretending to be a chair! 17. Imaginary Friend Photo Prank You gotta see this video of a guy asking strangers to take photos of him with his imaginary friends. 18. Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank This invisible driver prank is up there with the best you’ve seen in a long time. Check it out here. 19. iPhone 5 Prank This prank is hilarious. An iPhone 5 glued to the ground thoroughly confounds passersby. 20. Man Pranks Morning Shows Into Believing He’s a Chef This person is not a real chef. But he fooled many morning programs into believing that he is. HA!

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Quote Of The Day: Nas Describes The State Of Rap Music As “A Lot Of Jingles” And Says Grammy’s “Will Never Get It Right”

Nas ain’t never lied… Except to Kelis , right? Via Page Six reports : Nas, who’s had 13 Grammy nominations and no wins, says he doesn’t see it as an snub. “I like that the Grammys nominated me,” he said at the Paley Center for Media during a panel for VH1’s “The Tanning of America.” “I know the hugest platform for music is the Grammys, it matters . . . but something that huge is never gonna get it right. So it’s OK. It gives me the opportunity to wear a nice suit on a red carpet.” He also says, “As far as the state of rap music, it’s a lot of jingles . . . And that’s cool . . . I see a lot of young black kids making money, and I’m very happy with that.” LOL @ “it’s a lot of jingles”

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