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Ashley Wagner: The New McKayla Maroney?

Ashley Wagner’s figure skating short program was hot but the judges scores left her cold. The 22-year-old American skater did a little shimmy with joy as she took her bows on the ice, confident her performance was excellent. But when she saw her score – a 63.10 – she couldn’t hide her disappointment. Like, at all. Wagner’s shocked face quickly became the Sochi Olympics version of McKayla Maroney’s “not impressed” face from the 2012 Summer Olympics. “Bullsh*t”, she mouthed to her teammates, although she later amended her statement to “To score that low was very disappointing to me,” when she spoke to reporters. The score put Wagner in fourth place but it was good enough to advance the U.S. to the next round, where they ended up with a bronze medal in team skating. I think she deserves a gold medal in awesome faces, in any case. Remember when McMayla Maroney wasn’t impressed either at the 2012 Summer Olympics? Check out the best of that meme in our sideshow: McKayla Maroney: Not Impressed! Open Slideshow 1. McKayla is Not Impressed! McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum. View As List 1. McKayla is Not Impressed! McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum. 2. McKayla Maroney at the Royal Wedding McKayla Maroney is not impressed with the royal wedding. Like at all. 3. Not Impressed at Iwo Jima Not even the Marines raising the flag at Iwo Jima during WWII can impress McKayla. 4. The Grand Canyon National treasure? Eh. McKayla is not impressed by three million years of erosion. 5. Not Impressed with the Guys Seriously dudes. McKayla does not like what she sees here all that much. 6. Unimpressed with Kim and Kris’ Wedding McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Kim and Kris’ wedding. She had this pegged from the beginning! 7. McKayla Maroney and Ryan Gosling If Ryan Gosling calling her is not impressive, the girl drives a hard bargain! 8. Dwight Howard Trade McKayla is not impressed with the Lakers trading for Dwight Howard. 9. Not Impressed By Paris Hilton McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Paris Hilton’s DJ career. Or anything for that matter. 10. Safety School McKayla Maroney is not impressed by your acceptance letter to WSU. 11. McKayla Maroney Not Impressed With Eastwooding Clint Eastwood’s RNC speech did not impress McKayla Maroney. Few things do. 12. Not Impressed Meme McKayla and her teammates strike McKayla’s signature pose. 13. McKayla Maroney Pic McKayla Maroney, unimpressed in a leggy Twitpic! 14. President Obama and McKayla Maroney President Obama meets McKayla Maroney in this photo. And he’s not impressed. 15. McKayla Maroney Face McKayla Maroney makes her signature “not impressed” face on the Late Show with David Letterman August 14, 2012.

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1,000 High Schoolers Sing Star Spangled Banner: Watch Them Now!

A thousand students recently checked into a Kentucky hotel and what did they do? They sang their little patriotic hearts out in unison, of course! Michelle Johnson, who was on a work trip staying in the same location, caught the youngsters belting their number on video for all the Internet to see.  What a world we live in, folks. See the group collectively belt out the Star-Spangled Banner for yourself in the video, below. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! 1,000 Students Sing Star-Spangled Banner The teens stood on 18 different levels of the hotel and sang the national anthem together in honor of the Olympics. The results are pure magic.  Calling the cast of  Glee ! These kids are giving you a run for your money, guys…

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White Russian Girls in a Choreographed Twerk of the Day

This is pretty amazing…choreographed twerking by Russian girls who are bringing it like this was the 80s Olympics and they had something to prove through dance…otherwise their family would be killed for them disgracing their country…their country depended on this… Sure it’s great, white girls in booty shorts, twerking as seriously as Russians take anything, and it makes me laugh -because Russian spies or not…good at twerking or not…hot or not….white girls twerking is just silly and whenever I see a white girl twerk, even if I want to fuck them, or want it on my face and even if they have great asses, I just assume they are college girls from Orange County trying to be Miley or pop relevant cuz pop is all they know… MTV TOLD ME TO DO IT… White girls are boring…but I don’t consider Russians white girls, they are their own breed, if shaking ass as focused and as technically accurate…as if they were the Baryshnikov of twerk…graceful and intense… Cuz that’s what Russians do…and that is why they are taking over the world… Fall of Communism, look at us now, watch out.

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Russia Tries to Kill the Fat of the Day

This is what the States needs to put in place in front of every single vending machine, drive thru window, and WalMart check out line… The Russian did subsidized tickets for people who do 30 squats…meaning do the squats, save the money, get more fit, do it 3 times a day, and motherfucker, you got yourself a hot booty… I know what you’re thinking, of course the Russians did this, they are far better than the Americans, just look at every Olympics….or if you’re like me…you’re thinking the US Government would rather spend money on bullshit…corruption while keeping the public fat as fuck…because fat people are lazy, sick, make money for the pharma companies…make less headaches by protesting… I guess this is to promote the Olympics…and it is genius.

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Russia Tries to Kill the Fat of the Day

Russia Tries to Kill the Fat of the Day

This is what the States needs to put in place in front of every single vending machine, drive thru window, and WalMart check out line… The Russian did subsidized tickets for people who do 30 squats…meaning do the squats, save the money, get more fit, do it 3 times a day, and motherfucker, you got yourself a hot booty… I know what you’re thinking, of course the Russians did this, they are far better than the Americans, just look at every Olympics….or if you’re like me…you’re thinking the US Government would rather spend money on bullshit…corruption while keeping the public fat as fuck…because fat people are lazy, sick, make money for the pharma companies…make less headaches by protesting… I guess this is to promote the Olympics…and it is genius.

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Someone We Actually Like: “Porgy And Bess” Broadway And Opera Star Alicia Hall Moran

We love spreading the word about talented black folks! And it’s even better when the said talent is an exceptional actress and musician with great pipes and an equally fabulous husband. Such is the case with Alicia Hall Moran. Here’s a little info via Ozy.com : If you’d asked Alicia Hall Moran how she was feeling a year ago, fresh off the heels of a Broadway run, the Harlem-based opera singer would sigh and say it was like finally getting “off the treadmill.” It’s an understatement, considering she wasn’t just in the ensemble of Broadway’s Porgy & Bess; she was also the understudy for Audra McDonald’s Bess and performed the role every Wednesday. Juggling eight shows a week, rehearsals for two parts, five-year-old twins, a weeklong commission she was asked to do for the Whitney Museum Biennial and, you know, sleep, left her feeling depleted — and energized at the same time. And it also explains why she has signed back on, heading out in November to star as Bess in the national tour. “Doing theater every day is like pushing a rock up a mountain. There’s the exertion of always moving it forward and also going out there, raw and wondering, ‘How is this going to end?’” she admits. “But with Porgy & Bess, it’s like being in the Olympics. I learned to do a vault on a jacked-up ankle and nail that thing!” But nailing hard-to-execute routines has been the norm for Hall Moran throughout her career. “I’ve departed from the classical mold, which is that you’re assigned music, you learn it and you perform it,” explains the mezzo-soprano. “I’m co-creating the music now, which is highly improvisatory.” That sounds fancy and hard and innovative, but what does it actually mean? It means that there are going to be more creations like the Motown Project, where she recreated the world of Mozart and translated it for a contemporary audience through Motown lyrics. Or new collaborations with her husband, Jason Moran, a jazz pianist and the Kennedy Center artistic director of jazz. Or works with others, like a late September performance at Jazz at Lincoln Center called “Gershwin & Beyond” featuring guitarist Bill Frisell. Clap for Mami… She’s dope. Check out a performance from her below: Pretty amazing right? Facebook Continue reading

Paris Hilton’s Obnoxious Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I want to sniff her bathing suit…just to see how what it smells like…I mean I’d go as far a say that I’d wring it out and drink the water from the crotch…like a man who just spent 3 days lost in the desert…. I guess, despite hating the bitch as much as you can hate a vapid tacky rich girl who craves too much attention but fails at it because she’s as old and tired as her one trick…I would be into K-Fedding her, because let’s face it, she’s still Paris Hilton, and free hotel stays for life herpes is better than gutter drug addict who’s pimp may come after you and kill you herpes…right? Here are her self shot pics, cuz no one’s bothering taking pics of her. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Kaley Cuoco in a Push Up Bra of the Day

I guess unlike THIS DUDE , Kaley Cuoco takes her break-ups a little less seriously. Instead of climbing electric towers, to prove a point that “she will do anything for love”…only to get electrocuted and fall off the tower and dying…she puts on a cleavage shirt and a push up bra, unless those are implants and poses with other dudes on twitter, to get a little buzz going, to get people talking, and to piss off her ex, who probably doesn’t care, because they dated for a week, but for some reason everyone talked about it – like they mattered….because they are on TV and in AMerica, I guess that means they do matter.

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Drunk Russian Squirrel of the Day

Homosexual hating Russia, the hosts of this year’s winter Olympics go in so hard that they even get their squirrels drunk. Apparently, a dude leaves vodka out for the squirrel every night and it gets pass out drunk. I think it’s a better strategy than the American south, where they shoot their squirrel and eat them for dinner, but it’s still fucking ridiculous…even if it proves that this squirrel and me have a lot in common, I guess booze is just so amazing and that love of booze brings us together. It sees no borders, color, race, religion, cree, or species…it’s just that good….

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Veronica Angeloni’s Sweet Athletic Booty In Bikini

I don’t normally do posts on female athletes, usually because they tend to look more like Serena Williams and less like Anna Kournikova. But I’m willing to make an exception for professional volleyball players like Veronica Angeloni here. As far as I can tell, Veronica plays indoor in a Russian league though, instead of the far superior bikini beach volleyball. Which seems crazy. She clearly has the body for it. I hate it when athletes don’t live up to their full potential. Photos: Fame

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