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Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day

Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared… He went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars and that he was just a cute PR trick by the Academy Awards to get viewers, you know that little boy wonder storyline of “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it… Because anyone with a brain, especially who had fame at a young age, knows that everything is better with tits, people love tits, and those tits can and will keep you working…when no one wants you to work…now that you’re no longer cute…since tits are always cute… The post Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Haley Joel Osment car accident

Haley Joel Osment was involved in a single-driver automobile accident on July 20, 2006, in which he struck a brick mailbox and overturned his car while driving near his home. The accident resulted in injuries, including a broken rib, fractured right shoulder blade, cuts, and abrasions.Osment pleaded no contest to one count each of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol and misdemeanor drug possession, on October 19, 2006. He was sentenced to three years probation, 60 hours in an

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Emily Osment’s Cleavage Show

Usually when I do a post on Emily Osment , I have a little trouble remembering why she’s famous, but not this time. That’s right, I remember exactly what Emily’s big break was: giving yours truly a serious pants fire the first time she busted out that A-list cleavage of hers. It’s a major moment in any young hottie’s career, and now here she is busting out again at the red carpet premiere for some lame web series. I take full credit, obviously. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Emily Osment’s Cleavage Show

Usually when I do a post on Emily Osment , I have a little trouble remembering why she’s famous, but not this time. That’s right, I remember exactly what Emily’s big break was: giving yours truly a serious pants fire the first time she busted out that A-list cleavage of hers. It’s a major moment in any young hottie’s career, and now here she is busting out again at the red carpet premiere for some lame web series. I take full credit, obviously. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Emily Osment Busts Out For Disney’s Maleficent

I always forget who Emily Osment is or why she’s famous, but before you blame years of spending 8 hour days on the Internet for ruining my memory and attention span, the real culprit here is actually Emily’s cleavage. See, all it takes is just one look, and I’m incapable of caring about anything else. Now, where was I? Oh right, enjoy these shots of Emily at the Maleficent premiere, or don’t. Frankly, I’m good either way. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Asian Sensation Amanda Li-Paige

Different no-name model, same bikini goodness. This time, it’s coming to us from Amanda Li-Paige . I wasn’t able to find out much about Amanda, other than the fact that it seems like she’s big into anything having to do with the water. Because besides looking great in a bikini, on her website she lists swimming, paddling and jet-skiing under her special skills. If she wants to update her resume though, I’d be more than happy to help teach Amanda all about motorboating. Then maybe we can work our way up to paddling. » view all 78 photos

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Emily Osment And Emmanuelle Chriqui Make A Great Pair

After those mind-blowing bikini pictures last month, the Emmanuelle Chriqui hotness comeback continues, and this time she’s brought Emily Osment along for the ride at the premiere of their new show Cleaners . I never would’ve thought to pair these two up, but as far as lesbian fantasies go, they get the Tuna stamp of approval. I haven’t heard anything about Cleaners , but for the sake of the fantasy, I’m going to hope it involves these two wearing French maid outfits and doing a lot of heavy petting. Fingers crossed. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Hayden Panettiere for NYLON of the Day

. Hayden Panettiere is in the March issue of Nylon magazine….a magazine that was once for hipsters but that is now for everyone….the Seventeen magazine of this generation….and I am just bummed that she didn’t take full advantage of her fake tits and expose them to the world….and take ownership of them…but I guess what it comes down to is that she’s trying to be subtle about it…you know slowly introduce them so that people always wonder if they are fakers or just her growing into her shoulders….you know cuz fake tits, if you don’t want the world to know you have fake tits, are take work and time to coverup….here are the boring pics…

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Emily Osment Bikini Ass on the Beach of the Day

My ongoing Emily Osment joke is that she is Haley Joel Osment….and it never gets old…if anything, the more I say it, the more real it feels….now a little backstory for those of you who don’t understand….Haley Joel Osment was the Jennifer Lawrence of his time, Oscar nominated at 8, cast in every movie that needed a kid, or that was made by Steven Spielberg….but then he hit puberty….and no one wanted to touch him….cuz puberty made him fucking awkward and the only way to get that taste of fame that he was so addicted to….was to repackage himself as a chick….and thus the transformation began….and today it brings us to the beach in her bikini…. I could be wrong about my theory…it happens…but I think it makes her more interesting and that if anything she should hire me to be her publicist…I do magical things with lies….

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Emily Osment Is Red Hot

Man, thanks to Instagram and Twitter, it’s just so easy to be a perv uh, I mean, a celebrity blogger these days. First, we had those awesome Rihanna pictures , and now here’s Emily Osment looking good, and all grown up. So thanks Emily for helping make this job easy for me. I wouldn’t even have had to put on pants today, if it weren’t for that prude Starbucks manager complaining about health codes.

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