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Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day

I don’t watch Big Bang Theory…I actually fucking hate it. I find it simplistic comfort humor, because it is a formula that people have grown up being forced to watch back when we only had 3 network channels that decided what we watch… I know that the show is obviously very successful, because people love watching it…I guess because they missed Friends…and the execs figured if nerd speak was thrown into the mix…in this nerd era…casting average looking girls…they can’t get sued…as long as the bad acting, bad jokes, and bad characters don’t have Jennifer Aniston hard nipples, or coffee shops…replaced with computer talk…the moron world will buy into it…and they did…because the main cast is getting 100 million dollars EACH over the next 4 years of doing this… What a scam…and here’s one of the characters named Melissa Rauch flashing pink panties…not because it is erotic, not because it is relevant, not because she is hot…not because her booty is hot…but because you’re a nerd loser…and probably jerk off to this character on the show you probably watch…I hate you..I am doing this because I hate you… The post Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day

These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day

Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day

These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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Channing Tatum Arm Wrestles Jimmy Fallon, We All Win

Channing Tatum stopped by “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon” to promote his brand new movie “22 Jump Street,” but the lighthearted promotional appearance turned ugly when host and guest expressed their love for talking about what they’re going to do after winning an arm wrestling match. Over the next five minutes, Tatum and Fallon… Read more

Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Online: Season 6 Episode 7

Last night on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, the ladies packed for a trip to Savannah. All sorts of drama unfolded over the next hour, suffice it to say: Kandi had an emotional breakdown of epic proportions. Phaedra received a surprising visit from Mama Joyce. Kenya’s antics kid of ruined the mood of the vacation. How did it all play out for the ladies? Did things settle down eventually, or were they even more off the chain than expected, given the bullet points above? You’ll have to see it unfold for yourself, and as always, buckle your seatbelts. Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 7 right here: Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 7

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Grand Theft Auto V Goes on Sale, Twitter Goes Berzerk

Ben Affleck being cast as Batman didn’t bring down Twitter. And, despite Charlie Hunnam landing the lead in Fifty Shades of Grey , this social network is still standing. But now there’s a new challenge to the existence of Twitter: Grand Theft Auto V, the wildly popular video game that went on sale today and is expected to surpass a record by selling 25 million copies over the next year. Users have purchased the game and then taken to their online accounts to express their pleasure… take selfies within the game… and/or bid farewell forever to their social lives. Watch the following video to get an idea of just how crazy Twitter has gone in the wake of this release and be glad you aren’t a digitalized hooker right about now: Grand Theft Auto V Elicits Crazy Twitter Response

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Divergent Trailer: Differences Are Dangerous

The future belongs to those who know where they belong. Still confused over what the heck was going on with Miley Cyrus at the MTV Video Music Awards tonight? We don’t blame you. But take a couple moments below to focus less on Twerking and more on freaking… out, that is, over the next teen-based blockbuster. The first trailer for Divergent premiered at the VMAs, with fans of the best-selling novel getting their first look at Shailene Woodley in action as Tris. We also see Kate Winslet as the villainous Jeanine Matthews, along with Theo James coming to Tris’ rescue as Four. The film, which opens March 21, imagines a future world in which citizens are divided into factions based on their abilities. But what happens when one young lady is different? When she is Divergent from the rest? WATCH NOW: Divergent Trailer

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Sunny Obama Introduced as Second White House Pet, Confirmed as Cute

Move over, Bo Obama . There’s a new cutie in town. The White House announced today via Twitter that a black Portuguese water dog has joined the company of the Commander-in-Chief, telling its 35 million followers in a simple message: “Welcome to the family, Sunny.” No information about Sunny’s age, origins or political leanings have been released, but his breed was likely selected due to Malia Obama’s allergies. We’ll run as detailed a background check on this canine as we can over the next few days. For now, though, even Orson Scott Card would have to agree: Sunny is quite the adorable addition.

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Random Ridiculousness: Taco Bell Tests New Chicken And Waffle Taco

You can’t be serious . Taco Bell Introduces Chicken And Waffle Taco According to Gawker With the recent expansion of its breakfast taco test to dozens of restaurants nationwide, and with the chicken and waffle craze reaching peak hype thanks to Popeyes Chicken Waffle Tenders and Frito Lay’s re-introduced Chicken & Waffles-flavored potato chips, it was only a matter of time before Taco Bell put its hands together and came up with the Chicken & Waffle Taco. Spotted at a few stores throughout Orange County, the new all-day item costs 99 cents, and comes with your choice of gravy or syrup smeared over a fried chicken patty that’s been tucked into a folded waffle. A companion item — the Very Berry Waffle Taco — is also being taste-tested at the same locations. Eater suggests the two items juxtaposed represent the first step in Taco Bell’s promise to roll out more “balanced choices” over the next few years. A chicken and waffle taco is a balanced choice? SMH.

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Happy 36th Birthday, Kanye West!

Kanye West turns 36 years old today and it’s rather clear what the rapper needs as a gift: Some serious shut-eye. Over the next month or so, the rapper will release a new album ( on June 18 ) and will welcome a baby into the world alongside Kim Kardashian . Okay, granted. According to certain reports , Kanye won’t exactly be along Kim’s side for the birth of his little girl. But still. When will the man sleep? Aside from when his dreadfully boring baby mama talks? Send your best birthday wishes to Kanye now, along with recommendations on the best ways to catch some Zzzzs. He’s gonna need em!

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