Another day, another dirty ho airing out an athletes dirty laundry Groupie Posts Kinky Text Messages Allegedly From Dallas Cowboy’s Dez Braynt The folks at BlackSportsOnline posted a story that made us spit water across the room. Apparently an unidentified baller spunk-bucket decided to hit Twitter armed with screen shots and tweets from the athletes that she has inhaled, swallowed, and ridden over the years. One of these kinky competitors is said to be star receiver Dez Bryant and let this 140-character ho tell it, he’s into some very R.Kelly-esque type isht. Flip it to see just how nasty Dez really is…allegedly SMH Image via AP
Ho. Sit. Down. Dwyane Wade’s Lawyers Release Statement Defending Him Against Poor Treatment Of Ex-Wife Siovaughn Saturday we posted photos of Dwyane Wade’s ex-wife Siovaughn protesting her baller baby daddy in the streets of Chicago making claims that she is both broke and homeless. Today, we received official word directly from Dwyane’s legal representatives stating that Siovaughn is (and has been) being paid $25,000 per month for several years now. “Dwyane Wade and his ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches have reached a financial settlement. The agreement was submitted in court last Tuesday, July 16 prior to Ms. Funches’ recent unfounded and erratic public display outside the courthouse this past Friday. Dwyane Wade has made several requests over the years to settle this matter, despite Ms. Funches having 16 different attorneys and 2 arrests throughout this process. Mr. Wade has provided a very generous settlement to Ms. Funches to continue to live a wonderful lifestyle for the rest of her life. Despite false allegations by Ms. Funches claiming to be “homeless” and “destitute,” Dwyane Wade has maintained over the years financial support to his ex-wife by providing her with income over $25,000 on a monthly basis, timely paid for her home mortgage, maintenance and security at the house, 4 cars, insurance, taxes and all of her attorney fees throughout this process. Ms. Funches has made a mockery of homelessness which is a serious and personal issue for Mr. Wade as his mother was homeless for a period of time when he was a child. Dwyane Wade was awarded sole custody of their sons by the court in 2011. The safety and wellbeing of his children are his main priority. Due to Ms. Funches’ current unstable mental state, her visitation will be determined by the court. Mr. Wade continues to hope that one day he will have a civil relationship with his ex-wife for the sake of their sons.” Any of you STILL want to defend this crazy broad??? Images via AP/WENN
The doctors will be in on ABC starting in late September. And so will the dancers, fixers and detectives, as this network has announced its full fall premiere date calendar. It will kick off by another season of Dancing with the Stars and be highlighted by a two-hour episode of Grey’s Anatomy. Scroll down now and prepare to work that DVR in a few months… Monday, September 16 8:00-10:00 p.m. Dancing With the Stars Friday, September 20 8:00-8:30 p.m. Last Man Standing 8:30-9:00 p.m. The Neighbors 9:00-10:00 p.m. Shark Tank Monday, September 23 10:00-11:00 p.m. Castle Tuesday, September 24 8:00-9:00 p.m. Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 9:00-9:30 p.m. The Goldbergs 9:30-10:00 p.m. Trophy Wife 10:00-11:00 p.m. Lucky 7 Wednesday, September 25 8:00-8:30 p.m. The Middle 8:30-9:00 p.m. Back in the Game 9:00-10:00 p.m. Modern Family (one-hour premiere) 10:00-11:00 p.m. Nashville Thursday, September 26 9:00-11:00 p.m. Grey’s Anatomy (two-hour) Sunday, September 29 8:00-9:00 p.m. Once Upon a Time 9:00-10:00 p.m. Revenge 10:00-11:00 p.m. Betrayal Wednesday, October 2 9:30-10:00 p.m. Super Fun Night Thursday, October 3 10:00-11:00 p.m. Scandal Thursday, October 10 8:00-9:00 p.m. Once Upon a Time in Wonderland
Another week, another torrent of drama on Amanda Bynes’ Twitter. After threatening legal action against every celebrity gossip and news outlet reporting a “fake story” about her, she then fired off this eye-popping tweet: “Not having hair makes me feel like a cancer patient.” It didn’t take long for the Tweet to go viral, offense to be taken and the former Nickelodeon star to come clean – with a head-scratching excuse . “Oh my God, let me just be the first to say: I can completely see how offense was taken. I truly apologize for the miscommunication and any and all resulting discomfort or anger.” “I’m not a wretched person with zero sense of perspective or respect for fellow human beings; rather, the actual explanation of my statement is something far more banal.” “No, Arendtites, not ‘banal’ as in ‘the banality of evil’ – banal as in, this was a very stupid grammatical error. What I intended to say was ‘not having hair makes me feel like a cancer: patient.'” “That is, waiting for my hair to grow has made me a more patient person – a trait, in the astrological community, typically associated with those born under the Cancer sign.” ‘I’m actually an Aries (traditional traits: determinedness, ambitiousness, impulsiveness, and, I can now say, inexcusably poor grasp of punctuation.)” “Not having your forgiveness makes me feel like I should have Aids.” “Christ, I’ve done it again. I meant: not having your forgiveness makes me feel like I should have aides, lower-case and with an ‘e.'” “Aides because I’m clearly in something of a public-relations quagmire. Please accept my second apology.” [Crickets] Okay. While we certainly appreciate the long-winded, albeit perplexing explanation to Vanity Fair , does anyone believe she merely left off the colon? Derogatory tweets have sorta been her thing since she first asked Drake to murder her vagina and started compiling the Amanda Bynes ugly list . By her own admission, she Tweets first and thinks about it later. Is it possible this was merely a goof? Sure. But it seems rather unlikely, don’t you think? Then again, unlike trying to get in Lindsay Lohan’s pants, trying to get inside Amanda Bynes’ mind and figure out what’s going on is next to impossible. Let’s give the wannabe cancer patient … sorry, patient Cancer a pass on this one.
As we reported Monday, Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to grant a tell-all interview and docu-series to Oprah Winfrey … but it’s gonna cost O plenty. We’re talking a stunning $2 million, according to a TMZ report. OWN has been negotiating with the star for months, and she seems poised to bank seven figures twice over for being a hot mess. What a world. Heck, Playboy paid a mere $1 million for Lindsay Lohan nude . LiLo has torpedoed her career over the years with her inability to get her ish together, but paradoxically, this is also becoming her calling card. Because of the drama and interest created by almost going to jail, firing her lawyer, going to Betty Ford, bailing on rehab, etc … she could get rich . In addition to all those zeroes, Lindsay Lohan will get some perks from Oprah as well, to the tune of two fully-paid personal assistants and a stylist. Substance abuse and sex tapes. The new acting. Lindsay Lohan: Can she stay clean? Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »
I generally hate old ladies…but I am totally down with whatever is going on here….possibly because her pussy was a big part of my masturbation in the 90s back when I’d rent her video and pause the shit on the pussy flash scene….trying to get it in perfect frame so that I could make out her labia before DVD existed….so many times that we were practically in a relationship. A relationship that ended when the internet hit and I got access to porn. But a relationship I’ll remember forever as a glorious time in my shitty fucking life…. I don’t know why she’s looking so hot at this event, it’s like some divorcee at the night club wanting to get some dick in her to make up for lost time and feel loved thanks to her husband leaving her for a 20 year old shit….a place I like to call heaven. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’ve heard some Rosario Dawson stories over the years, from her being some coked up annoying party slut in New York who thinks she’s super fucking important thanks to Harmony Korine pulling her out of the projects when she was 15 to star in her panties in his movie….a slut start to a slut life….filled with big tits….and now panty flashes…because by the looks of her stomach she’s pregnant and trying to give her baby a little light….what a considerate mom…. Or maybe she’s just accustomed to flashing her junk to make people care about her….and that’s why life has been too good to her up until now, handed to her big titties on a silver platter, I say send her back to the ghetto where she belongs….because her panty flash hustle will be alot more like sucking dick for coke….or rent money…a place she belongs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Slick Willy says the gays have Chelsea to thank for his endorsement of marriage equality . Via Page Six reports : Bill Clinton was honored at the GLAAD Media Awards for his gay rights advocacy as well as his endorsement for same-sex marriage on Saturday. As reported by The Hollywood Reporter, the former President credits his daughter for changing his mind. The former President said during his acceptance speech that his daughter “has had a profound impact on the way I see the world. It’s sort of humbling when you get to be my age when your child knows more than you do about everything.” “Chelsea and her gay friends have modeled to me how we should all treat each other regardless of our sexual orientation or any other artificial difference that divides us,” said the honoree. “Many of them come and join us every Thanksgiving for a meal. I have grown very attached to them.” “And over the years, I was forced to confront the fact that people who oppose equal rights for gays in the marriage sphere are basically acting out of concern for their own identity, not out of respect for anyone else.” Clinton’s view on marriage equality changed substantially over the years. During his presidency, he signed the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), which denies federal benefits to same-sex couples. “I want to keep working on this until not only is DOMA no longer the law of the land, but until all people — no matter where they live — can marry the people they love,” Clinton told the crowd. He has since called his approval of that law one of his biggest mistakes as President and has urged the Supreme Court to strike the law down. “You are the agents of change. I got this award tonight, because I was the object of your affection – or not, as the case may be,” he added. “My daughter led me to support the marriage equality law in New York when we were debating it, and to oppose North Carolina’s denial of marriage equality, and to do all these other things. So I want to thank her too. Thank you, GLAAD. Thank you, Chelsea.” “Whenever we turn away from treating someone with the dignity and honor and the respect that we would like accorded to ourselves, we have to face the fact it’s about us,” Clinton concluded. Where do you stand on marriage equality? How long do you think til everybody’s kids do like Chelsea and get their parents to “get with the times?” SplashNews
After all the post-workout pictures we’ve had of Vanessa Hudgens over the years, I always wondered why nobody ever caught her in the act. And I guess this is why, because apparently Vanessa doesn’t take too kindly to people sneaking into her gym to creepily take pictures of her doing step aerobics. But if you ask me, Vanessa’s being the rude one here. Didn’t her mother tell her it’s not polite to give people the finger? Now, back to work. And just pretend like that crowd of cameras isn’t even there. Related Articles: Vanessa Hudgens’ Got Little Cleavage Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape? Vanessa Hudgens In A See Through Top Vanessa Hudgens Is A Sexy Beast Photos: FameFlynet
I forgot that Shauna Sand existed! I am a fan of hers, and I have posted about her lots over the years …so I am shocked I’ve neglected her. It’s been at least a couple of years since we saw her corpse vagina in action with one of her boy toys, you know to make herself a little money to subsidize her lucite shoe addiction that her alimony from Lorenzo Lamas couldn’t afford, in the form of a flashy, black, vagina SEX TAPE featuring one of her boy toys she hires to escort her around. I just revisited the clips – they are amazing. Probably one of the worst, 10 years too late, attempt at another go at this fame game, even though her first go involved being naked in Playboy, prior to destroying her tits, face and body with too much fake tan, tit, and face ….but sex tape is a sex tape…even if it involves someone who looks like she has been chewed up by the porn industry and shat out by it many years before actually taking part in it… But at least we’ve seen her fuck, and now we see her in a bikini on her instagram, still worth fucking, even if that vagina died long ago, that’s never stopped me before. The dryness and fleshy lips would lead to much needed friction to feel anything when inside it. Fact. TO GET HER SEX TAPE FOLLOW THIS LINK