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Guess Which Spice Girl Regrets Getting Knifed Up?

Victoria Beckham Writes Letter To 18-Year-Old Self If you said Victoria Beckham, you guessed right… The “posh” mom of four, wife to David Beckham and retired pop star penned a letter to her 18-year-old self-published by British Vogue where she reflects back on her accomplishments and tough moments in life, and she admits that operating on her chest was a mistake: Your complexion will sort itself out (in fact you will launch your own make-up brand); as soon as the Eighties are over, your perm will die down, and your weight will settle itself. At school you eat Super Noodles and boxes of Frosties because they say they are fat free, and you will endure many other silly fad diets (including an addiction to green juices). Instead, learn to embrace your imperfections – that is what I want to tell you. Let your skin breathe; wear less make-up. (And don’t ever let that make-up artist shave your eyebrows! The effects last forever.) You will always be addicted to Elnett hairspray but you will tone it down. Less of the “Hello! I just got stuck in a wind tunnel”, please. And I should probably say, don’t mess with your boobs. All those years I denied it – stupid. A sign of insecurity. Just celebrate what you’ve got. There’s more — Beckham reflects on marriage, motherhood and dealing with the paparazzi. You can read the full letter HERE. WENN

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Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some rich and possibly famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really skimpy panties…a taco that if you look at the paparazzi pics…you can see in full cameltoe position…a taco that has allowed her to take her celebrity to America and do very important things like instagram model….and get into paparazzi pics wearing a bikini…without anyone actually knowing who she is…but who cares who she is, we are lazy and if she’s good enough for the paparazzi, she’s good enough for me to look at in a bikini, which as a Canadian isn’t saying much, because I look at every girl in a bikini in awe…we don’t get those in our parts…we get snowsuits… I guess we are seeing fame happen….but the interesting thing about this isn’t who she fucks, how rich her dad is, whether she’s part of a Mexican drug cartel, or if she’s stealing white people jobs…like the luxurious work as a chamber maid in hotesl… What does matter is that her instagram picture ABOVE…is edited so hard…versus her paparazzi pics that aren’t…leading me to think she thinks we are fools, or she likes to give herself more shape like all these girls on social media do…they are liars, it is all lies…and luckily for people like Eiza Gonzalez….she can eat a few extra corn tortillas and erase it all in post production…lies or she thinks we are a fool…or she knows it doesn’t matter dudes will still stare. The post Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is looking good…I guess she’s decided to lean up…in a world full of fat people…and allow her true sex appeal to shine…and I really appreciate her pose, in content that she self produced and put out, it’s not like it’s an awkward angle, or something the paparazzi robbed of her…a moment out of context, it is instead an image she produced, and snapped off a bunch of versions of, because if you know girls, who are far less narcissistic and obsessed with their image than this one, you’ll know a selfie, is always a 25 picture process…and that she wanted her booty to pop in just the right way… She’s the True Grit girl, never too impressive, always kind of bigger, fully dialed into the industry from a young age, and finally she grasps the key to success…slutty pics for social media…she does have a song about masturbating that she didn’t write herself…so she was off to a good start..it just took some good old fashioned starving herself to get there… Dreams do come true.. The post Hailee Steinfeld on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josie Canseco Naked for Some Photographer of the Day

Josie Canseco is really fucking hot…and the fact that she’s a rich kid with a trust fund – yet still getting naked for photographers / instagram / to grow her audience…is absolutely fucking brilliant. She could be a scenester, she has access and could spend her time at all the celeb events, even date celebs, I mean her dad, as her name would suggest, because they trashily named her after him, in an egotistical probably due to her mom being some baseball groupie securing a meal ticket – willing to accommodate to ensure getting paid…and she probably is – but I don’t keep track of any of that shit.. She could get all in the paparazzi on the beach, doing the Hadid hustle, and maybe she does – I don’t keep track…but doubt it because she’s out there putting out nude shoots for free…just like that… Maybe it’s daddy issues, rebelling, craving male attention – or maybe she just knows she’s hot as hell and wants you all to experience it…either way…I am in love…or would be if I had deeper emotions than “look at her tits”…. The post Josie Canseco Naked for Some Photographer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day

I don’t know if Bella Thorne is filming a very important movie, or if she’s doing the more important seduce the paparazzi by being ridiculous at the beach because the paparazzi are more important to her existence than actual paying jobs – since no one watches movies, no one cares about movies, no one cares about Bella Thorne unless she’s on the beach showing off her tits. This is what her stage parents trained her for…and thank god for that – because this is her at her best…..I mean until I see the spread ass pics – that I know are on the way…that’s what life as a puppet addicted to followers eventually does… The post Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Weird Kate Upton’s Flat Square Big Ass of the Day

Kate Upton’s been working out….or maybe she just wants you to think she’s been working out because she calls the paparazzi the occasional times it happens….but she does look better that she used to because I guess she was tired of being called fat…body shaming works…. I guess being with a pro athlete, if you consider baseball a sport, and being a working titty model who doesn’t fit into the standard sizes for brands, made it pretty rough out there, you know because brands like girls the media talks about, and the media talked about her tits, because dudes love tits…because big tits are a lot of fun….especially on 18 year olds, who eventually turn 20 something and her shit slows the fuck down, thanks to metabolism….but she’s taking life by the balls…and hitting the gym…but her broad back, and her big square ass…something I guess her Grandfather’s who created WHIRLPOOL – money can’t really fix…but look at those upper thighs battling each other…it’s almost better than looking at her big sloppy tits…at least to explain how money can buy a career….because this shit wouldn’t fly with any poor Russian model Brad Cooper was trying to fuck….they have strict standards to adhere by…rich American bitches, as long as they got tits…it’s good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Weird Kate Upton’s Flat Square Big Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Sixx Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Courtney Sixx is Nikki Sixx’s wife – who is with him for a long and romantic time….and not for the nice houses and the good life and ultimately – who are we to judge their relationship, the foundation of their love affair, how and why they are together…maybe he’s a great guy…the best guy who supports young hot women…not that Courtney Sixx is young or hot but she probably was when she locked him in…and who are we to say she’s just a concert groupie…. What we can judge is why the fuck is she doing staged bathing suit pics for the paparazzi, why can’t these girls be satisfied…why do they need to be so shameless and fame hungry, she’s got a great house, great life, good things going on, a rich dude who probably doesn’t cheat on her that much..yet she wants to be seen, paparazzi, tabloid, style half naked…not looking great…really looking broken…but as a SIXX….asserting herself as a SIXX…even though SIXX isn’t even his real name…because work any angle she’s got…unless this is for their family Christmas card….Rock and Roll…a confusing place. The post Courtney Sixx Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Catherine Zeta Jones VS The Paparazzi of the Day

Pissed the paparazzi photographed my ass, thus sharing the photographs my husband took of my ass. Always a better option for viewing I guess the throat cancer from eating pussy has got in the way of Michael Douglas’ photography skills, or maybe, he’s just too fucking old to figure out how an iPhone works, and maybe he’s not even on the iPhone yet, he’s rich, who gives a fuck about iphones, he can pay trained monkeys to do menial tasks like text, email and take pictures for him…because these phone pics are fucking GARBAGE….not just because they feature old, tired, Catherine Zeta Jones, who I’ve never cared for….but because they re pixelated, blurry, run through some fucking filters… Meaning, I appreciate the protest against the paparazzi, the paparazzi deserve to suffer when you can work around their scamming images, and like celebrities I hate the paparazzi, for years I got lawsuit threats from them – over and over again – for sharing images I found on tumblr, facebook, other social networks….because they apparently owned the rights…which didn’t sit well for me, as a blogger, on the internet, where anything put out there is free game…including all the jokes I write that get stolen by movies…including this Catherine Zeta Jones pics…that are more of a protest really, and I guess she’s not that bad, while blurry from weird angles, like on her tippy toes, doing low level stripper tactics…that make me confident she wouldn’t exist as an actor or celebrity if she was to try in this era….she beat the digital marketing fame whoring and half naked pics makes you famous not raw talent….but then again, I guess she’s pulling their basic bitch tactics…. The post Catherine Zeta Jones VS The Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Barbara Palvin for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

Barbara Palvin, the big girl from Victoria’s Secret who no one really understands why or how she got booked by Victoria’s Secret, because she is not that hot…but more importantly, she was barely 18 and from Hungary when it happened…This alone should send some Red Flags or Sirens off at the offices of all the organizations trying to prevent Human Trafficking….it should be investigated…because why the fuck would the people at Victoria’s Secret even know of this barely 18 year old from Hungary….and why would they cast her…and why would she happen…when she’s really not even that hot…there’s a weird story behind this girl and her career and I think it’s a dark one… She’s in Maxim, which has rebranded and uses fashion photographers like Gilles Bensimon to take more nude pics than Playboy – and I like the vibe….even if I want to know who recruited this girl when she was still a kid…because I know the model industry is a fucking scam….so close to escorting…but not quite escorting…. Side note, I’ve heard she only fucks black athletes..which upsets all your white nationalists who support Trump and Tila Tequila…and I guess the more casual racists – because most white dudes will hate finding out their wife or girlfriend previously fucked black guys…I don’t know why – but it always makes me laugh… Now… here are those pics… The post Barbara Palvin for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendal Schuler Topless on the Beach of the Day

I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is…but she’s on the instagram model program, where she posts pictures of herself, ususally from low level photoshoots because it seems less vain and more a showcase of her work – that isn’t actual work….all while trying to get famous because they think they are hot…it’s a weird world we live in – but social media is addictive so we can’t blame them for their attempt to be the next Em Rat Cow… And why would we blame any bitch who is willing to get naked for attention, for the paparazzi, low level hooking themselves, while claiming it is empowering, when we all know that’s just code for “I like being naked it gets me likes”…exhibitionsm from some narcissist who feels having 75k people follow her is the single most important thing and more importantly – on the right track to be famous… Which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….it was fucking hard… Now girls are just like “so do you want me to insert this in my asshole and spread – it’s art right?”.. That’s a win for humanity…and here’s Kendal Schuler topless on the beach. The post Kendal Schuler Topless on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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