Here’s a philosophical question – if Kate Moss pulls out her tit for a Breast Cancer campaign – where her nipple gets edited out and replaced with a breast cancer ribbon – does it make a sound… The answer is yes….yes it makes a fucking sound…the sound of my penis exploding because Kate Moss is amazing and her nipples are all over the fucking place and I don’t need nipples to get excited in pics of her because nipples are everywhere, breast cancer ribbons are the new nipples…Truth.
This one is laughable. I mean Winona Ryder barely exists and probably is too old to really understand technology or take selfies, but I guess grandma’s everywhere are taking vagina pics now…I wouldn’t know, women die at 30 for me….but it’s not a complicated process…. This is so pixelated and distorted…and really could be anyone – but when I am emailed a tit and told it’s an actor from yesteryear, one of the American Classics, I mean Edward Scissor hands and every single movie in the 90s…25 years ago…I have no choice but to share …not that anyone reads this site, but if you did, you’d appreciate it.
Selena Gomez was rumored to have fake tits for Bieber….but for some reason on her instagram – she’s’ cropping out the tits – making me wonder why she even got the tits…it’s like if you invest 10k into something – you show it off – but maybe when 10k is like nothing to you – you’re less like a stripper who’s been saving for tits for years – and more subtle about it, trying to not draw attention to it – who knows… But I guess – when the paparazzi is there – you’re better off being subtle about shit because those Princess Diana Killing motherfuckers – will capture the tits for you and it all seems way less gratuitous.. I get what she did here…clever little troll. TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE IN FULL – CLICK HERE
I think it is safe to say that Jennifer Lawrence is far better at taking nudes. Before the Nudes, she was one of the most overrated, overrated hyped, boring celebrities to win award after award…then I realized…shit this girl loves taking pics of herself, and she looked substantially better in those pics…making her suddenly matter. I judge all girls by their quality of nude. Now she’s acting all scared of the paparazzi. It’s like girl, we’ve seen your ass get fingered, we’re all friends here, it’s no big deal…no need to hide…own your shit…like you owned those nudes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
As a professional bikini blogger, I’ve seen a lot of beach photoshoots in my day, but this might be one of the weirdest. Because I can’t really tell whether Jennifer Nicole Lee is doing a legit shoot here or just some sexy poses for the paparazzi she called to come down to the beach. I mean, who does a photoshoot with people walking in the background of the shots? Anyway, we’ve all seen fake “candid” pictures before, it’s a staple of the hot nobody playbook, but I think this might our first fake “real” photoshoot. There’s a first time for everything, I guess. Photos: Fameflynet
Her name is Anais Zanotti and she is eating Ice Cream for my friend TheHeadHuntr … You may know Anais Zanotti as being one of these no name, do nothings, instagram celebrities who isn’t even a celebrity, but rather someone in Miami who is friends with the paparazzi and who gets into the media because the media likes bikini pics…because that’s how I know her. Apparently, there’s more to her than that, you know that whole fame whoring and trying to get people to talk about her has a greater purpose…I am just not sure what that purpose is…I am just too absorbed in the fact that her name reads as “ANUS” and the last time I made and “Anus” eat ice cream – I had to buy new bedsheets… Not to mention, she’s the second girl named Anus I’m posting today, making me think that in France, Anus is a popular name. I guess they are so modern when it comes to sex and like a homo, anus is less of a shitting organ and more of a sex organ…you just have to clean it out proper… None of this has to do with Anais Zanotti or TheHeadHuntr …or their pictures…at least not that I know of…no one sent me the behind the scenes video.
Her name is Anais Zanotti and she is eating Ice Cream for my friend TheHeadHuntr … You may know Anais Zanotti as being one of these no name, do nothings, instagram celebrities who isn’t even a celebrity, but rather someone in Miami who is friends with the paparazzi and who gets into the media because the media likes bikini pics…because that’s how I know her. Apparently, there’s more to her than that, you know that whole fame whoring and trying to get people to talk about her has a greater purpose…I am just not sure what that purpose is…I am just too absorbed in the fact that her name reads as “ANUS” and the last time I made and “Anus” eat ice cream – I had to buy new bedsheets… Not to mention, she’s the second girl named Anus I’m posting today, making me think that in France, Anus is a popular name. I guess they are so modern when it comes to sex and like a homo, anus is less of a shitting organ and more of a sex organ…you just have to clean it out proper… None of this has to do with Anais Zanotti or TheHeadHuntr …or their pictures…at least not that I know of…no one sent me the behind the scenes video.
Along with the other stars of The Big Bang Theory , Kaley Cuoco is making major bucks. Like, never work again after the show ends and still be able to build a yacht out of your empty Cristal bottles bucks. Kaley signed a $90 million contract to star in three more seasons of TBBT , so naturally the topic of cash came up when she and the rest of the cast sat down for an interview with People magazine ahead of the show’s upcoming eighth season. Based on their comments, it seems that even though they’re pulling in Two and a Half Men money these days, none of the core members of the Geek Squad have transformed into rock star warlocks from Mars yet: “You learn who to talk to where to go and how to act,” says Kaley. “If you don’t want to be photographed, don’t go to The Ivy, and where undergarments when you go out!” Sound advice, but there’s an irony in Kaley giving tips on how to avoid the paparazzi, in that by her own admission, it was Kaley’s relationship with Henry Cavill (and the fact that they were papped every time they left the house) that took her from sitcom supporting player to beloved Web celebrity. These days, of course, Kaley is married to Ryan Sweeting who had the good fortune to put a ring on it just months before Kaley inked her record-breaking contract. So is ex-tennis pro Ryan just a lucky, loving husband, or a shameless, gold-digging opportunist? We may never know for sure, but one thing is certain – these days Kaley’s private life is far more interesting than anything going on in Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment. 33 Hottest Pics of Kaley Cuoco 1. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo The world’s hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot.
Everyone was so upset when Jennifer Lawrence had her phone hacked, something we will never know if it was actually staged as part of a massive PR stunt to get everyone to know who Jennifer Lawrence is, because she’s not marketed heavy enough…or to even rebrand her as a girl who takes tit pics, like every fucking girl in the world….all because she’s America’s sweetheart…quirky and cute and funny and winning awards because she’s managed to make herself out to be seen as some kind of talent….when everyone knows acting is 90 percent your marketing and 10 percent your willingness to be an asshole in front of a group of people for a lot of money without thinking you are an asshole…because they’ve pawned you right… But the reality is, her tit pics were the best she has ever looked. Her tits were awesome and for once, I could see her as something I wanted to fuck, I could understand the hype around her a little bit and I thought she was more fun than I thought she was…because girls everywhere like to fuck, they like guys jerking off to them, and Jennifer Lawrence is not immune to that…she’s right up in there…. I don’t believe she should feel violated. I do believe she should never wear a shirt again…even if the paparazzi pics of her make her look like the dump I thought she was before seeing her tits. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
I don’t know who this botox, Kim Kardashian, plastic looking, all people with money look like porn stars thanks to shitty plastic surgery is…No not Carmen Electra, the one behind her with her tits falling out, not the one with the sunglasses, who also looks like all these fake hair, face, tan, lip, subtle delicate women… I hate this look, I hate this vibe, it’s so fucking trashy and ugly, but I love the fact that her tit is hanging out as the paparazzi capture her Jersey Shore looking self, accidentally, like a deer in the headlights, because she’s behind Carmen Electra, who also looks like a ball of fucking botox, but still relevant enough for the paparazzi to take pics of….